Me: I figured out what to do. You guys wanted a Grover phobia story, so here it is with our favorite adorable OC children.

Say hello again to Logan, Kayden, and Kirsten! (yes, I did mean to put them in alphabetical order. :P) Oh, and the twins are ten while Logan is six.

I don't own PJO

Grover, Percy, Nico

Summary preview: THE BUNNY OF DOOM!

Kirsten was squealing when Grover arrived at the park to watch the kids, while Percy, Nico, Travis, Katie, and Rachel left to caught up on life.

"Ahh!" she yelled running to Rachel.

"Look Rachel! Look what brother and Logan found!" she yelled, tugging on her sleeve.

Rachel looked down at her with a smiled and bent down to her level.

"What is it?" she asked.

Kirsten giggled and pointed to where the boys were attempting to caught the animal.

"It's a bunny, Rachel. And it's all alone." she said, a sad note to her voice.

Percy looked over and laughed. "Your son is chasing an abandoned rabbit, Nico."

Nico scowled at first, then laughed when the boys accidentally tripped each other.

"What are you doing, Logan?" he asked catching his son's icy blue eyes he got from his mother.

Logan blinked dumbfounded as he stood back up. "I'm trying to caught a rabbit." he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Travis, Percy, and Rachel laughed, while Katie patted Nico's shoulder sympathetic.

"Come on, Nico. I see Grover coming." Katie said, walking towards the nearby cars.

Percy and Rachel lingered as Kirsten watched the exchange with amusement.

Adults were so weird.

Grover finally got in talking distance of her parents when Logan and Kayden caught the bunny.

"Uncle Grover!" she yelled, and threw herself into his outstretched arms.

Kirsten vaguely heard Rachel and her Katie mutter something about random family titles, when Kayden came over with the bunny in his hands.

"Look what we got Uncle Grover!" Kayden said excitedly as he showed the bunny to Grover.

Grover's high pitched scream could be heard across the park.

"Oh my gods, get that thing away from me!" he yelled, hiding behind Kirsten's dad.

Percy frowned. "I think our therapy for his phobia just made it worse." he told Rachel, and she stiffed a laugh.

"Opps."

"Well, G-man, we are off to go and... oh gods, we aren't shopping are we?" Percy said, a horrified look coming over his face.

"Yes!" two girl voices yelled.

Nico and Travis immediately looked terrified.

"You know, Katie, I don't think I'm feeling all that well. I think I should... watch the kids. Yeah, that's good. Watch the kids. Besides, Grover is too busy to watch them anyways..."

"Yeah, me too. Pounding headache. Besides, who in their right minds would trust Travis with children?" Nico threw in, his voice slightly higher then usual.

Percy let out a trembling laugh. "Right. Stomach ache. And why would anyone trust a son of Hades and Hermes with their child? Poseidon is much more parental." he said, his eyebrows raised and furrowed.

Grover grinned slightly. "Actually guys, I have the whole day off. You have plenty of time to hand out with your friends at the mall, I presume?" he said.

Rachel nodded.

"That is such an odd sentence to hear about adults. The mall is more of a teenager place isn't it? Oh well."

Kayden huffed, tired of being ignored for something that their dad's were to afraid to do.

"Don't be a chicken Dad. Just go with Rachel while Grover teaches us how to take care of the rabbit." he said, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

The girls laughed, and the boys paled.

"You tell him, Kayden. You heard the kid, Grover. Teach him how to take care of the bunny. Be sure to remember the carrots. Take them back to my house. You know where the key is." Rachel instructed, and dragged Percy to the car.

The two ten year olds and one six year old looked up at Grover, expectantly.

He gave them what he hoped was a smile, but was more a grimace.

"S-so. Bunnies. Right. Well,"

Three Hours later...

The grown-ups came back to Percy's house and entered a living room of the oddest sight.

Kirsten had the bunny in her lap, and was petting it like the villians in old movies pet their cats.

Kayden was holding a baseball bat, looking around the room fearfully.

Logan looked bored with the entire thing and was chopping up carrots.

Grover was no where to be found.

"Why do I feel as if we just stepped into a horror movie?" Rachel whispered to Nico, her eyes scanning the house, alert.

Nico snorted. "Because we have the evil girl with the fluffy pet. We have the insane guy with a painful instrument. We have the bored guy with a knife, that will eventually end up insane. Now all we are looking for is the guy that is already insane." he whispered back.

Travis laughed. "Good luck with this guys. We're heading back home. Have fun searching for your missing babysitter." he said snickering, and the couple called Tratie walked out.

"Right. Well. I really don't want to know what happened to Grover. I have a feeling it isn't pleasant. Love you guys. Bye." Rachel said, and quickly left the house.

That left Percy and Nico, with their children.

"Logan," Nico started, trying to get his son's attention, seeing that Percy was too shocked to do much.

Logan looked up and raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"

"What happened to Grover?"

Logan snorted, then broke into hysterical laughter, Kirsten soon joining in. "It was funny, Nico." Kirsten said, grinning.

Kayden shuddered, while Logan smirked. It was an odd expression on a child. "I think he is hiding in the freezer. Maybe. He might have gone back to the attic inside a toy box again. You should ask him."

Percy slowly stepped further into his house and walked towards Kayden.

He genitally took the bat away from him, and set it out of his reach.

Kayden stared back, his face curious.

"You aren't going to start screaming about bunnies, are you?" he asked, blinking his huge Bambi eyes.

Kirsten snickered. "Uncle Grover had a hissy fit, Daddy. And all poor little Fluffy did was sniff him."

Logan laughed as if that was an inside joke.

"Okay. What I have gathered so far. The rabbit-"

"Fluffy." Kirsten interrupted calmly.

Percy gave her a side glance, then continued. "The rabbit apparently named Fluffy, sniffed Grover. Grover had a meltdown. Something about it scarred Kayden enough that he found an old baseball bat to protect himself. Logan and Kirsten find it hilarious. Grover then hid himself in the attic and then in the freezer. Is this correct?" Percy asked his daughter.

"I don't know what hilarious means, but I thought it was funny. And I'm guessing 'meltdown' means he started screaming. But yes. He-"

"THE BUNNIES WILL KILL US ALL!" Grover yelled running out of the freezer, past Nico and Percy without even glancing at them, then out of the house.

Kayden shuddered. "Uncle Grover scares me." he said softly.

Percy's mouth twitched. Then his lip quivered. Nico raised his eyebrows and half-smiled.

They glanced at each other, and laughed deeply.

One thought was on both of their minds.

That would have made an epic YouTube video.

Me: Thoughts? Evil bunnies, deranged children, and screaming satyrs. My work here is done.

Next Chapter: Dreams.

R&R.

~ Anna/ Booklover98