Guest (1): Come on you can't just throw all that shade without leaving a username, that's just not fair. But seriously there's a 5chan? Isn't there already like 4 and 8 why the fuck would they need a third one?
Guest (2): Not so much a history so much as Jaune just being kinda spineless from my first impression of him, so I'm just working with that idea and then building the character from there. So he just kinda goes with whatever Menma's wants from him for the time being.
Pheonix Paladin: That'll be adressed for sure, so don't worry about it. No baiting out lovely protagonist to jail will happen. Chris Hensen isn't gonna show up and ask him to 'Take a seat over here'. Funny as that would be.
DarkbladerX666: They may in cannon, but TBH I stopped watching that garbage pretty quickly. It's got great fanfic potential but I just can't punish myself with the source material. Long story short, not in this story.
Also the timeline is just after the teams have formed, I'm taking a more 'learn through doing' sort of thing with the characters, thus why Team JNPR were off on a hunt so soon after forming.
Start!
Survival 101; 2:20 PM (Friday)
Once more seated behind his desk Menma looked at the lesson plan he'd hashed out this morning, satisfied he pulled out his tablet and started catching up on the new show's he'd been missing out on with all his time in the woods.
"One Punch Man... now you've got my attention." He muttered and went to the nearest streaming site he could find and started watching, the noise pouring into his earbud, eyes occasionally darting up to see how many kids had piled into class, still a few more to go.
He released a chuckle when Saitama smacked Vaccine Man like a bitch, but he had to pause and get back to his job because the last people had come in. "Good afternoon everyone." Greeted Menma as he pulled his earbud out and set the tablet down, he began calling attendance this time everyone was present, even little miss Belladonna.
Thankfully everyone got his message to wear their combat attire and bring their weapons, for later.
"Before we being, Ms. Belladonna can you explain to me and the class why you weren't present yesterday." Menma asked crossing his arms and setting his scroll down, Blake looked a little put out with the sudden attention focused on her. "We're all very excited to hear your reason, Ms. Belladonna. Try to make it a good one."
Blake looked down, "I didn't know the class was on until the session was half way finished. So I just didn't show up."
"So you chose cowardice over just facing up to being late and accepting the punishment?" Menma asked dryly, Blake coloured with shame, "See me after class." The bear growled as he picked up the paper he wrote out the schedule out on.
"You can't just insult someone like that, teacher or not!" Yang exploded, slamming her fist against her desk.
"I can and will, Ms. Xiao Long. Now sit your ass down or you can share the punishment." Menma said disinterestedly, Yang refused to sit until she felt her teachers gaze lock onto hers, his eyes took a red hue for a moment and she felt her body become incredibly heavy, she fell into her seat and heard the chair creak beneath her, he looked away with a satisfied smirk on his lips, serving only to anger Yang further.
"Now, a quick summary... Mr. Winchester, how does one disable a Beowolf quicky?" Menma asked.
Cardin stood up and answered, "By striking their elbow to force them down and then a swift blow to the head with a blunt weapon, or by cutting their tail and using that as a distraction to stab their spine, Sir." Menma nodded, satisfied with the answer.
"Very good, Cardin... Jaune can you tell me how you could go about disabling a fellow hunter?" Menma asked, Jaune paused to think for a moment.
"Overloading their Aura shield with a heavy hit before opening their guard with my shield and then a blow to the back of the head to knock them out?" Menma paused for a moment, running the scenario in his head, before smiling.
"Well done. But how would you accomplish this heavy hit? You personally." Menma asked further.
"By... Oh a hit to the back because most people front-load their shields consciously!" Menma nodded with a grin.
"See you were learning something, I knew you weren't just pretty face." Jaune burned and chuckled at the jest, something he did learn about the senior hunter was that he liked to flirt with anyone if he could get a joke out of it.
"That's yet to be proven." Nora chimed, getting another laugh from the teacher, she made finger guns and went, "Pew-pew! Shots fired!"
A few bubbles of laughter covered the room, Menma shook his head, "Alright bring it back down. Alright final question... Ruby, how does one disable a faunus?" Blake blinked at the question.
"Sensory overload, like a flashbang or a high-pitched noise." He nodded, Blake continued to look surprised at the question.
"Confused Ms. Belladonna? This is why we attend class to learn. Get notes of yesterday from one of your teammates." He ordered, Yang, who was sitting aside the girl, turned out to be unreliable in this case as her book was filled mostly with nonsense.
"Today we'll be covering the other species of Grimm and then how to prepare their meat safely." Menma said.
And so he did, the other species numbering in the dozens, a few of the more common ones being the 'Shade' a chameleon-like Grimm that stunned with paralytic bacteria on its tongue, Shades being one of the few Grimm that eat things besides meat, there was a fruit called 'Eel Eyes' that had such properties. Usually used in tranquilizers and such.
Another would be the Rex, as one would expect, it was a suped up Tyrannosaurus Rex. Coated in thick plates from birth and with a set of deathly powerful pearly whites, the Rex is capable of ripping buildings apart with minimal effort, they were not to be trifled with. Menma had only found and killed a handful in all his years, and that was after months of actively hunting them.
"Alright to finish this off we'll see how well you've taken my lessons. Ms. Belladonna, would you care to come down here. With your weapon." Menma left his own where it lay, against the wall, and protective fields opened up in front of the students.
Blake came down Gambol Shroud in her hand, Menma stood across from her, "All you need to do is attempt to disable me before I do you." He said simply, Blake had the feeling that was easier said than done, this guy already had weight and strength on her, so she needed to outspeed him and hit where it hurt.
Menma gestured her on, Blake began melting in and out of sight with her Shadow taking her place occasionally and prepared to strike the teacher, Menma waited, and listened. He felt the air being cut and moved out of the way, as he did so Menma threw his arm back and ended up striking Blake's clone, in a flash she was behind him and struck him in the back of the leg, Menma smirked but rolled away before she could do anything more, she was definitely faster than him at the moment.
With a flash of red in his eyes he heard her stifle a gasp and quickly blurred into her personal space with an elbow to the gut he made the wind leave her lungs, switching feet he kicked into the back of her leg and forced her to kneel but instead of grabbing her hair had tore the bow free from her head.
The class took a moment to register what they saw.
Cat ears.
There was a very small part of Menma that took an almost sexual pleasure from the amount of schadenfreude he was experiencing right now. Apparently his hunch was correct, sharp eyes could spot a twitching bow, that and the way she reacted to the mention of taking out a faunus.
"That is how you disable someone, Ms. Belladonna. Though I will say your speed is impressive, with a bit of weight training to strengthen your blows I don't see why you couldn't be taking out people with much more meat on their bones." He pulled her to her feet, she was staring at the floor, thoroughly shamed, patting her back and offering her the bow back he said, "You can take your seat now. Jaune, Cardin would you two care to show how you would do it?" Cardin immediately stood up while Jaune hesitated but did so.
Jaune pulled his sword out and transformed his sheath into its shield form, Cardin had a big fuckoff mace. "Alright now, no flashy stuff just weapons." Ordered Menma, the two boys nodded, Cardin went in first hard and heavy, Jaune hopped back before shouldering into a shield slam, Cardin winced but slammed back just as hard making Jaune falter, with the time given Cardin struck Jaune's shield arm and sent his opponent back.
"We're not here to wave dicks boys, just go in for the disable." Reminded Menma as he kept his arms crossed and watched from his desk, Cardin nodded as Jaune rose.
"Right, sorry sir." The smirk on his lips told Menma Cardin wasn't exactly sorry so much as he was put out for being called on it.
"Yeah." Jaune muttered, seeing his teachers eyes on him Jaune tried his damndest to draw out as much of his willpower as he could, he may have joined Beacon under false pretenses, and given a leadership role he still wasn't sure of, but he'd be fucking damned if he made a fool out of himself by losing to Cardin of all people.
Something about the guy just rubbed him the wrong way.
Jaune went in with his shield up, eager to end this quickly, Cardin expected this and moved to trip Jaune, but what he didn't expect was for the boy to have lured him into a feint, Jaune slid around Cardin's guard and struck him with all he had on the back with his sword, Cardin flinched and grunted as the pain registered, Jaune once more slammed his shield into the taller male, this made Cardin stumble more, Jaune kicked him in the back of the leg and placed his sword against the back of his neck.
"Holy shit I did it!" Exclaimed Jaune and a clapping sounded, the smiling face of their teacher was found.
"Very well done boys, Cardin I suggest not putting all your weight behind your swings so much, but good job on reacting to Jaune's charge so quickly. Jaune, wonderful use of your lighter weapon and superior maneuverability, that feint was well played. The only thing I can say from that little bout would be to not hesitate so much, you need to put more confidence into your movements." Cardin got up and grunted at Jaune, a small nod in the shorter males direction, Jaune collapsed his shield and slid his sword in, grinning like a fool.
"Good job bud." Whispered Menma, getting an ever wider grin from the younger man.
He drilled the rest of the students, most of them got the idea this wasn't combat class pretty quickly. For the moment anyway, if their shoddy stances were anything to go by these kids fought almost exclusively with humans, fine for now but in the long run they needed to be able to move at a moment notice if they were to succeed.
Class End; 4:00 PM
Menma bid his students goodbye, "Jaune go do your sets, Cardin do some cardio in full armour to grow numb to the weight, Weiss less flare a rapier is useless unless you use the speed to your advantage more. Yang, less theatrics. Just punch. Nora try to stop spazzing out so much and strike with more precision, take Ren to do cardio. Your stamina is shocking, mate. Ruby go with Jaune and get swol, you're a bit on the shorter side so you gotta compensate by being dense. Pyrrha, good work. Gotta loosen up your footing though, you've got boots on not cement blocks. Dove same as Cardin, Sky I wanna see more force behind those blows young man, Russel commit less to each strike, daggers are meant to be fast not heavy." He gave each of the kids a little nugget of advice as they left the room, until it was only himself and Blake.
The black haired faunus looked visibly shaken by the quick manner in which her secret was revealed. "Alright, explain. What's the real reason you weren't here yesterday." Menma ordered, leaning against the front of his desk, arms crossed.
Blake just kept looking down, "Look this whole mysterious dark woman thing you're going for isn't gonna fuckin' fly with me, so come clean or I'll keep this going until you do." Feline eyes locked with molten, a silent battle of wills, fragile as she was at the moment Blake lost.
"Before it became what it is today, I was apart of the White Fang..." She waited for him to interrupt her, but he just kept staring blankly, "I was contacted by one of them yesterday and I just didn't want to deal with anything else, so I skipped half the day. It's easier to tell the others I just forget and got cold feet than it is to tell the truth." Blake explained, ears flat against her head as he sighed forlornly. Pointedly ignoring the almost bored look on her newest teachers face.
"Very well." Menma said, she snapped back up and looked at him. "That's a good enough reason. If it happens again though, if you're even a little bit late, I will bend you over my knee and spank you in front of everyone." Blake blinked slowly before her face flushed, his tone was quite serious even if it was extremely inappropriate.
Said the girl who reads porn.
"Yes... Mr. Uzumaki." Menma nodded before gathering his things.
"C'mon we're going to gym." Blake sighed silently but followed, this was probably more of her punishment.
"I'm surprised you took it so well..." Blake muttered, feeling almost naked with her ears exposed, she went to put her bow back in only for a hand to snatch it away and for it to suddenly burn to cinders, the molten gold eyes of the taller of the two stared at her boredly as he dusted his hands off.
"Consider this part of your punishment as well, you can keep your personal lies. But something as trivial as cat ears, isn't worth the stress." Blake wanted to grill him about how that wasn't his choice but knew it'd be pointless, so just sighed and took it.
Menma's Room; 6:00 PM
Laying on his bed in a pair of pajama shorts, his pelt hanging over the chair in front of his desk, Menma sat with his tablet on his chest, happily watching more of 'One Punch Man'. He'd had Blake run the same drills as Jaune, but double. Because he was an ass, though he didn't dislike the sight of Ruby and Blake doing squats.
"Hehe..." A grin forced its way to his lips at that little image burned into his mind.
"Mumen Rider, eh?" He said as a young man in brown body armour on a bicycle of all things came to defend the people from a band of armoured thugs, "Oh shit son." Only to be knocked the fuck out by a power-armour punch to the head. "Poor bastard."
A small chain of knocks rung from his door, Menma rose a brow but sat up, and walked towards the door, episode paused for now. "Yessum?" He asked, opening the door to see a familiar orangette wearing a suspicious brown coat. "Oh hello, Nora. What can I do for ya?"
"Do me!" Ordered Nora, tearing the coat open to reveal her naked body. Menma took a moment to process this, the grin on the odd girls face didn't falter whatsoever as he drank in her figure.
Opening and closing his mouth a few times he shook his head, "I'm not even gonna question it, c'mon." With a cry of victory Nora leapt onto him and locked her legs behind his back, throwing the door closed and licking at his neck.
"So this is happening." Thought Menma.
Lemon
With a shrug and casting thought to the wind Menma grabbed the young womans ass with one hand and used the other to cup her cheek so he could stick his tongue down her throat, the pleased noise was reason enough to spur him on.
Nora separated from him and bounced impatiently, "C'mon-c'mon let's do this already!"
"Right, right." Now, Menma hadn't really had sex in a quite a while but even he knew that this was weird, not that he was going to look a gift horse in the mouth.
So, that being said. He made it his divine mission to fuck this teenager into next week, which was a few days away incidentally.
Hard as steel and ready to go Nora giggled and turned onto her stomach, sticking her ass in the air and smacking her cheeks with her hands, Menma went to put it into the usual slot only for her to grab his dick and place it at her back door, "None of the sweetness on the first time, Teddy. You get to fuck my ass!" Sweet Dust this girl was something else.
Without the usual lube and shrugged and tossed her onto her back, straddling her and shoving his dick into her mouth, Nora was wide eyed for a moment before she took a deep breath through her nose and her eyes glazed over, "So what, she likes anal and has a scent fetish? WHAT IS THIS WOMAN!?" Feeling her tongue dance at his glands he didn't bother thinking more on that matter, instead just hammering away, Nora leant up and put her nose against his pelvis, shuddering in delight and locking her arms behind his back.
Menma felt the sensation of the vacuum-seal deepthroat spread over his whole body, it was like she was trying to suck out the air in his lungs through his dick, but if she was aiming for air she failed in that respect as he felt his balls tighten up as he released a torrent of white into her mouth, Nora's eyes rolled back as she tried to drink it all, but volume beat out willpower as it ended spilling out of her nose, releasing her death grip the orangette fell back against the bed and breathlessly began rubbing herself all over, swallowing the seed in her mouth and huffing heavily enough that her breasts jiggled with each heave.
"Put on that pelt and... fuck me like... an animal." The orangette ordered, wiping what she could off her lips and taking great pains to suck ever molecule off her fingers.
"Everything in my life that has led up to this point, pales in comparison to the pleasure I will derive from tonight." Menma locked the door and threw his pelt on, his dick hard as rock once more as he pulled Nora's lower body to himself and lanced her in one swift movement, getting tingles from how it was the perfect storm between tight and easy.
Nora writhed with each thrust, grabbing his forearms and pushing back each time he dove in. It continued like this only for mere minutes, shamefully his shot-time had decreased quite a lot during his time in the woods, ah well. It was like riding a bike, sticky, tight bike with boobs.
So nothing like a bike at all.
Spreading ass like this amazing though, sensations were hard describe in hinsight, but the way Nora's toes curled and how her tits jiggled with each thrust was evidence enough she was getting just as much out of this as he was.
Or more, as he pushed in just that bit more and filled her tight little asshole with cum, Nora quivered like a hot mess before arching her back and gushing like a river, her mouth agape in as the air caught in throat, little to nothing escaping, aside from the jizz dribbling down her back due to her position.
"I've done good work here." Menma thought to himself, but he wasn't done yet, he was going to enjoy every second he could draw from this.
Menma's Room; 7:30 AM (Saturday)
The night had been one to remember, Nora ended up hobbling back to her teams room at about 2 in the morning, after showing and cleaning up as best she could. She didn't exactly explain what brought this one aside from 'A bit of super-duper fun between friends'. Not that he minded a bit of casual sex, but that was probably the best answer he was going to get. It seemed Nora acted how she saw fit, and had 'fun' in any way she wanted.
He figured he'd spend today on his weapon mods, and where was the best place to get parts? His parents shop to be blunt, in this part of Vale anyway, he never had a reason to look for another. Sighing it was probably best to get this out of the way today anyway. Sooner the better, right?
Hopefully.
Dressing up about as much as he cared to, tripp pants, sneakers and pelt Menma grabbed his bag and made sure his notebook was inside before locking up his staff apartment room and whipping the key into his bag, hands in pockets he began walking.
Once he got to the courtyard he was stopped, by Yang of all people Ruby looking on not far away. The blonde looked quite angry, "I don't know who the hell you think you are, but if you think you can mess with my partner like that, you've got another thing coming." Menma leant out of the way of her punch, and the next one. A small frown set onto his face.
"Ms. Xiao Long need I remind you that I am a teacher, and you can be expelled quite quickly if you continue your attempts." That made her stop, grit her teeth and have what appeared to be an internal debate, "I'll not bring it up, if you get your fuckin' head on straight, girl. Ms. Belladonna accepted the consequences of skipping my class, and I'll assume will have one thing less to stress about because of it. So go back to your team and stop taking up my time."
Turning on his heel he left towards the departure station, another pair of feet quickly came up behind him, a small form bumping into his own, looking down and to his right he was given sight of Ruby, "Mornin'." He greeted, "You here to grill me about Blake as well?"
"Not really." Ruby screwed up her face slightly, "Blake told us a lot last night, stuff that must have been really weighing on her, in a really weird way I suppose I should thank you for helping out one of my teammates." Menma smiled at the maturity that took, "I still wanna kick your butt for the way you did it though."
"I can live with that." Menma conceded with a chuckle, "I'm heading into Vale, visit the family and pick some stuff up for the chainsword, wanna come with?" Ruby was already at the departure dock waving at him, bouncing from one foot to the other, shaking his head at her excitable nature he couldn't keep the smile off his face.
End
First sexytime scene, very outta the blue but that was kinda the point. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this chapter, lemme know if you did, if you didn't and wanna throw out needlessly theatrical drivel that's cool to, or if you're a lemming made of cheese.
Raxychaz!