theme: whoopee cusion
Eileen had seen the lump under the blanket before she had even gotten a slice of cake.
Continuing as if she hadn't already spotted it, she carved out a portion of chocolate cake, easing it onto her paper plate. She grabbed a silver fork out of the kitchen drawer and headed towards her seat.
She noticed from the corner of her eye that Rigby was watching her.
Before Eileen sat down on the chair that he had pulled out for her, she removed the patchwork blanket from it, revealing a whoopee cushion.
She picked it up and tossed it to Rigby, who expressed uttermost surprise.
"Nice try, Rigby," Eileen said, smirking. "But you're going to have to assemble a more intricate prank than that. I did just turn twenty-five, you know."
A/N: short one for this round. but i can assure you, i'm writing these a lot faster! expect the next drabble soon! c: