Me: Hi guys. :)

FIRST: This chapter will be short.

Second: I know that it's been forever since I updated. Sorry about that.

Third: In the meantime, I wrote like, six other chapters, and at one time this chapter was well over 10,000 words.

Fourth: Then the plot failed so I destroyed it.

Fifth: This is a highly random drabble consisting of only dialogue, that I wrote in the wee hours of the morning after four AMPs. FOUR. With a slightly OOC Percy. (He's sleep deprived.)

Sixth: Thank you guys for all the reviews. :) Can you get to 350?

This is: 67%

I don't own PJO.

Summary preview: Progress was progress, okay?

"Do you even understand the word 'improvement'?"

"Oh, shut it, Annabeth."

"No, I'm serious Seaweed Brain. I know you understand the language. I've see you speak it flawlessly."

"Look, I'm tired. My brain is in pain from that stupid sword fight accident. I'm sorry that at 6:00 A.M. I wasn't prepared to conjugate Latin verbs for the next two hours on a test."

"You made a 47% on it."

"And what did you make? A freaking 100%?"

"Actually I made a 67% on it, so no worries Percy."

"Nico? When did you even get here? Did you use a door like a normal demigod, or did you bend out of the shadows like a ninja penguin?"

"... just how long have you been awake?"

"So you're a ninja ... turtle? Wait! That's a TV show!"

"Anyways, Percy, you've been learning Latin since you were in sixth grade. You failed a basic exam."

"Don't nag, Annabeth. It's really unbecoming."

"Nico, if you don't leave in the next five seconds, I will show you just how unbecoming I can really get."

"That's what she said!"

"GET OUT TRAVIS!"

"MAKE ME!"

"Oh gods..."

"Well that was a rather terrifying face, Annabeth. I think I can still hear him screaming."

"I hate you all."

"Oh that's perfect. Way to go, Nico. Ruin her intellectual mood by showing up like some deranged hippie."

"Do you hear yourself when you talk? Or is it just a buzzing sound that you tune out?"

"Goodbye."

"No- wait Annabeth! Don't leave me with him!"

"Oh thanks you jerk. I can see that my company is not wanted."

"Don't just leave me here alone-! Oh, thanks. Thanks a lot, guys."

"...I really should stop talking to myself in empty rooms."

Me: Well that wasn't a fail of a drabble at all... Maybe one day I will re-write it.

POLL WINNER: Sally/ Poseidon romance (Ha! Lets see how well that goes...)

Next Chapter: Obsession

It's about a minor character in a highly ironic situation. Can you guess who it will be?

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