Episode 27: Who Stole Barf Bags Diary?
Fanny: I hate being up for Elimination I hate being up for Elimination I ha..
Taco: Calm down Fanny, I'm sure everything will go well...
Lollipop: Heh highly doubt it-
Taco: Lollipop enough-
Fanny: No Taco, I'll do this Lollipop you need to stop acting like you know everyone and everything! You're just a hateful pathetic sugar filled mess and you never truelly knew all the things Barf Bag thought of you! WE ALL HATE YOU!
(Fanny walks away with Taco)
Lollipop looks surprised and sad, she looks down at the floor
Balloony: Hey Lollipop look what I found! *raises arm that's holding a book*
(Intro)
4: You six players had awful gifts, so you all lost! Ha!
X: However Black Hole and Firey Jr are the first two save!
Firey Jr: Thank oxygen...
Black Hole: Cool.
X: Roboty and Basketball are also both safe!
Basketball: Nice, we are safe Roboty!
Roboty: .-- ... -- / - ..-. / .-. / ..-
4: Now it's down to Cloudy and Fanny! Our two air objects!
Balloony: Hey i'm also an air object! Don't worry air buddy, you'll make it!
Cloudy: Thanks balloony... I really hope I collected enough save votes!
Taco: Hang in there Fanny, you can do it!
Fanny: Ugh I hate being bottom two!
4: Well do you also hate being eliminated cause you're out Fanny!
Fanny: No! I hate this i- ahhhh! (Gets sucked up)
Taco looks sad.
4: Now for the safe players your reward is a diary we found, Balloony gave it to me for all of us to read now.. huh where is it, it's gone?! Someone stole it!
Pillow: It was probably Roboty :3
Roboty: -.-- -- ..- .--. .-. . / .- / -.. ..- -- -... .- ... ... --..-- / .. / -.. -- -. .--. - / ... .- ...- . / ... .- -. -.. ... / .. -.. .. -- - -.-.--
Pillow: See their excessive amount of beeping proves my theory correct!
Tree: Hang on a branch... Pillow you arent exactly the most trustworthy object here...
Taco: Not trustworthy? Psh you should look at Lollipop then...
Lollipop: What.. are you serious? What's THAT supposed to mean.
Taco: You know full well!
Balloony: Uh... Actually Firey Jr is pretty mean so I bet they stole it
Firey Jr: What!? Doesn't Cloudy collect stuff they probably collected the diary for their secret collect!
Cloudy: T-thats absurd, I totally wouldn't collect that, promise! Haha!
Balloony: I fully believe my air buddy, this alliance stays together!
Firey Jr: A criminal duo then! Of course you two pulled this heist up so you can read the diary secrets for yourselves!
(Every single object begins arguing and yelling)*
4: Quiet! It seems we have a great quarrel here, someone stole the diary and it was ONE OF YOU!
(4 teleports everyone inside a courtroom)
(Tree, Black Hole, Taco, Remote, Lightning, Cake, Basketball are in the Jury seats)
(Firey Jr, Roboty, Lollipop, Cloudy, Pillow and Balloony are in the GUILTY seats)
4: One of those six players is guilty of stealing the diary! The Jury shall take turns on asking, who, what, where, how or why questions on what they were doing at the time of the theft!
X: After everyone is persecuted once, the jury shall all vote on who they think it is, if they guess correct the six Guilty members are ALL up for Elimination, and if they guess wrong the 7 Jury Duty will all be UFE instead!
Pillow: Hehe they said duty
Firey Jr: Pillow this is serious! I am NOT going to get eliminated because one of you six is a petty thief!
Balloony: Psh yeah right it's probably you FJ!
Taco: Eh I still think it's Lollipop...
Lollipop: Yeah your fish brain would think that... (rolls eyes)
Remote: I am detecting high levels of sus from Roboty!
Roboty: -.-. .- -. / .. / -.. .. .
4: Enough! Order; order in the court! it's time to begin this courtroom case! In this room everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Now begin the cross examination! (Hits down gavel)
X: We'll go by alphabetical order! So Balloony is up first!
(Balloony walks to the stand)
Basketball: So Balloony... you were pretty adamant in defending Cloudy back then... even tho everyone in this lawful room knows they're a excessive hoarder and collect anything they find?
Black Hole: Therefor we have high evidence you helped Cloudy collect the diary so you two can have it to yourselves, explain yourself oxygen ball!
Balloony: Now look, I didn't steal any diary okay what I did was first found the diary and showed it to both Lollipop and Taco, however Taco and Fanny both left by the time I got there... by the time I showed Lollipop she called me a teal looking seal and left angrily which was very rude, I then did... show the diary to Cloudy but-
GASPS!*
Lightning: Take That! So you did show Cloudy the diary
Balloony: Well yeah of course I did... we are friends but we didn't open it yet cause it had a lock, we tried looking in Cloudys stash for a key but none worked... so we just gave it to Four who ripped the lock right up and said we would all read it after elimination.. and 4 placed it behind X... then Cloudy and I just walked away and looked around his stash until elimination began...
Cake: Hmmm that story seems quite suspicious...
Remote: High chance of lying detected...
Taco: Well we can just interview his accomplice Cloudy come to the stand!
Cloudy: What am I supposed to even say... before Balloony showed me the diary I had just came back from Pillary Ruins to collect some rare rocks for my collected, he did show me the diary and we did try to open it with some of my stash keys but none of it worked... then we gave it to four and left... I might collect stuff but I do not steal things that belong to others!
Tree: Technically the diary didn't belong to anyone yet did it?
Cloudy: Well uh um... you see...
Black Hole: That's enough, I think we should interview someone else... 4 only gave us an hour to solve this puzzle...
X: Next object is..
4: Firey Jr! Say your testimony!
Firey Jr: Fine what do you Jury want to know...
Cake: What were you doing before the elimination ceremony!
Firey Jr: Simple, I was trying to form an alliance with Basketball.
BFDI Gasp
Taco: Basketball is this true?
Basketball: Well yeah he actually was...
Firey Jr: I'll take it from here BB; I was walking around before the elimination ceremony and I saw Balloony walking behind a bush where he pulled out a book, at the time I thought nothing of it... I then walked toward Basketball now that Lollipop was gone...
Lollipop: And why would you talk to her when I was gone? Couldn't you had convinced both Basketball and I to form an alliance?
Firey Jr: Well I tried doing that last during the warehouse challenge and you saw how that turned out! I tried a different approach and told Basketball that an alliance of two wouldn't ever last!
Cloudy and Balloony looked at eachother nervously.
Cake and Lightning also felt pretty called out but said nothing.
Firey Jr: I told Basketball that we need numbers to stay alive in this game and that the Death PACT alliance would dominate if we didn't work together, 3 heads are better than 2! But Basketball was very cautions in accepting my offer...
Basketball: Well yeah...I didn't wanna make deals behind Lollipops back and you were ranting for such little man...
Firey Jr: Look here! I might be little, but i have big plans and big goals! None of you ever took the chance to get to know me and you just assumed I stole some diary I don't care about just because I am "mean" it's stupid! If I touched it could just burn it!
Pillow: Maybe you did burn it and that's why it disappeared
Firey Jr: Ugh you're all morons! I was literally talking all morning with Basketball about forming an alliance, because there is no way anyone will survive in this Game without any allies!
Taco now felt pretty nervous.
Firey Jr: So there I gave my testimony happy now four! (Glares)
4: yeh, ready to call in the next?
(Lollipop walked in to the stand boredly)
Taco: Well well lookie here, the number one Barf Bag hater being accused of a common thief!
Lollipop: Just hurry up and ask what you wanna ask, I don't have much time and neither do you (boredly points at the courtroom clock which was dangerously close to finishing for the Jury Team)
Taco: Ahem... after Fanny and I left... what were you doing.
Lollipop: Simple enough question to answer, so I shall give a response... Balloony approached me with the diary and showed it to me... however I was in a bad mood due to what Fanny told me so I insulted him and left to walk and clear my mind...
Roboty: .-.. .. . ... / - ... .. ... / -... .. - -.-. ... / ... .. - / -- .
Lollipop: Oh right... I was pretty angry over the argument I had with Fanny so I hit Roboty a couple of times... honestly hurt me more than it probably hurt him...
Roboty: - .-. ..-
Tree: what was the argument about?
Lollipop: Not important to the persecution (glares)
Taco: Objection; I think it is important... it was about how rude Lollipop is how she has no friends-
Lollipop: Psh Basketballs my friend right?
Basketball: Oh! Um.. well... uh we are an alliance... but i wouldn't go THAT far.. i barely know you... (looks away)
Lollipop looked horrified
Taco: See, nobody likes you Lollipop she's such a jerk to Barf Bag and Fanny and everyone who doesn't like her, she's just a manipulate little-
Lollipop: You done; look there was possibly no time I could've taken that book.. I was busy okay...
Remote: doing what?
Lollipop: Ugh I already told you! Just being alone... I needed some time to think... I returned by the end of the elimination ceremony...
X: Clocks running out and jury still has two more culprits!
Cake: Oh right, now we have to interview Pillow...
Pillow: That's right!
Tree: So Pillow.. did you steal the diary?
Pillow: Maybe! :3
BFDI GASP!*
Basketball: So you did?
Pillow: Who knows? :3
Lightning: Wow did the robber just confess?!
Pillow: Maybe? Maybe not?
Black Hole: I guess we should all vote her right?
Tree: HOLD IT! Guys remember, Pillow is a trickster! Behind her aloof expression lies a mechanical mind that could outsmart us all!
(Pillow is doing a goofy cross eyed face)
Tree: We have one shot to guess right, she could be saying it's her to make us guess wrong and lose!
Remote: Correct, but what if it's actually her... Pillow has quite the mischievous personality... she isn't afraid of taking something that isn't hers..
Lightning: Pillow what were you doing before the elimination ceremony
Pillow: I could or could not have been doing some less than moral experiments hehe...
Black Hole: Uh... may I ask what kind of experiments...
Pillow: Limb dismemberment :3
Silence
X: The time~
Cake: Uhhhh we'll get back to you on that...
Basketball: Apparently our final culprit is Roboty... what do you have to say for yourself!
Roboty: -.-- -- / -- .- -- .-
Silence
Cake: Uh... does anyone speak robot?
Taco: Ugh Robot Flower probably would've known...
Remote: Well I can translate Morse code, so I can tell you what they said... let me load it...
A few seconds later
Tree: Come on Remote what's taking so long!
Remote: Patience, this message is taking a while to translate so it could be important... got it!
Black Hole: So what did they say?
Remote: Yo mama...
Black Hole: Excuse me?!
Remote: No for real...that's what Roboty said
Tree: Ugh we wasted so much time just to translate that!
Roboty: -..- -..
Remote: I am NOT translating anything else ever again...
Pillow: Ooo I think I can translate Robotys beeping ahem they said ah yes I stole the diary and PS Pillow is like so smart! (Speaks behind Roboty while shaking him a bit)
Lollipop: Heh I bet you stole the diary didn't you silly Pillow
Pillow: No I didn't hehe
Lollipop: Yeah~
Pillow: Nuh Uh
Lollipop: Yeah.
Pillow: Nuh Uh
Lollipop: Yeah!
Pillow: Nuh Uh :3
Cake: Are you getting all this dude?
Lightning: They're talking too fast for me to type on the type writer... and Robotys parts is just beeps and boops!
Cake: Oh...
4: ENOUGH! TIME IS OFFICIALLY UP! Jury you have 30 seconds to discuss which thief among us is the diary stealer!
X: Giggles
4: What's so funny...
X: Amo-
4: SCREEEECH!!!!!
The Detectives clump up
Basketball: So who are we voting off?
Remote: I won't dare calculate the chances... everyone is too high, near infinity margin of error...
Taco: I still think it's Lollipop...
Lightning: Well both Cloudy and Balloony also seemed suspicious...
Basketball: And don't forget Firey Jr's rant...
Cake: So hard to pick... what do we do...
Tree: Look let's just go for it and say-
4: Jury you done?
Tree: Yes, we come to a conclusion.
Remote: 4 out of the 7 of us agreed that it was Pillow, so majority rules out.
4: Hmmmmm well... you're incorrect! It seems The Detectives didn't solve this case and they're all up for Elimination!
Taco: Ugh...
Lightning: dang...
Firey Jr: See! I knew I was safe, nice work on tricking them Pillow!
Pillow: :3
Cloudy: We managed to collect safety Air buddy!
Balloony: Yeah How! Who was it?
Lollipop: Heh good try Detectives but it appears none of you could figure out who stole Barf Bags Diary~
Silence
Cake: what?
Remote: ...how did you know it was Barf Bags diary?
Cake: Yeah... that was never specified..
Lollipop grins as she pulls out Barf Bags Diary
MAX BFDI GASPS!*
TACO: I KNEW IT!
BASKETBALL: BUT HOW?!
ROBOTY: -... .- -.. .- ... ...
Lollipop: Psh that's for me to know, and for you all to wonder about...
4: Lollipop because you are the culprit and are safe, your reward is you get to keep that stolen belonging, you got away with crime and are pardoned.
Lollipop: Thank you, your Fournour
Silence
Lollipop: Like.. Four and Your Honor...
4: Oh Heh, i like it.
X: So viewers vote 1 save and 1 eliminate on the Detectives, there are 7 members but 1 of them will get out! So choose wisely voting ends later!
(Night scene)
Lollipop: For once some peace and quiet... now I can FINALLY read what's inside this pathetic book heh...
(She begins reading the diary but the more and more she reads her smug and confident face turns into one of shock and sadness... the episode then ends...)