Why? Why can't we just have one DA practice where somebody doesn't drive me insane? It's all Fred and George's fault really. It started out with them being their usual pranking Weasley twin selves but that just wasn't enough. Oh no, they had to go and get Hermione they get Hermione on their side all hope is lost. Let's face it nobody wins against Hermione.

Today though, the twins had been smirking at me and then looking away and giggling. I didn't know why but I had a bad feeling i would find out soon. I wasn't getting anything done with them distracting me like this so i gave up and walked over to them.

"Okay. I don't know what you're planning but whatever it is you might as well get it over with now."

"Why Harry-" George started. "what on earth would make you assume-" Fred continued and then they finished together "that we are up to something?"

"Oh I dont know. aside from the fact that I've known you two for the last five years and you both made it very clear that you're always up to something." They tried looking innocent but that is not possible for the pranking duo and they burst out laughing instead.

"Well you see Harry George and I have been talking with Hermione and the three of us decided that the DA needs a motto."

"Yeah You, Hermione, and Ron made the DA and Ginny named it so it only makes sense that Fred and I, the last two Weasley's in the DA, make a contribution too." Harry just looked at the for a minute to see if they were serious. They were.

"Hermione! Could you come here for a minute." Harry called to Hermione who was currently practicing with Cho on the other side of the room. Without turning Hermione called out a sure and disarmed Cho with a simple flick of her wand and made her way over to us. "What's up Harry?"

"You and the twins thought we needed a motto?"

"Of course, all the cool clubs have them. Did they tell you what it was yet?"

"No but we're about to announce it to everyone." Fred said then stood on a chair with George doing the same next to him. George started off their little speech. "Attention all DA members we have an announcement."

"It has come to our attention that we do not have a motto.

"Yes and we simply cannot continue like this because as I am sure you all know all the cool clubs have them."

"And we are after all the coolest club in existence."

"So we would like to inform you all of our amazing"

"spectacular"

"Extravagant"

"Awesome new motto-"

"Let's go kidnap donkey's" They screamed the last part and the majority of the room, being everyone except Hermione who already knew the motto and Ron and Ginny who were used to their behavior looked at them owlishly.

Suddenly the room was filled with chatter. It varied from laughter to praise of our 'new motto' to questioning the twins sanity but that last one wasn't anything new. Harry just shook his head this was too much.

"Absolutely not that is not our new motto. I forbid it" He said to the twins. They looked scandalized

"On what grounds!" they demanded

"On the grounds that it is stupid." Harry said calmly. "This is going in the letter. If you want to make a motto so badly at least make it something semi sane."