Author Notes: Sorry for taking it so long on updates, I have come up with a proper update day for this series since I have many other things in the works. This chapter is going to be a bit on the random side as I am doing some random mixes before the last chapter that will complete the story. Therefore, without further ado we shall put the record on and begin this chapter.

Mix Nineteen: Dances with piñatas and smurfs

"Oh please you should ask your dad to get you a Bugatti when you turn eighteen," Sally playfully shoved Tamaki as they walked down the hallway to their homerooms. The news spread like wild fire that the school's OTP was officially together it only made sense that people who attended would keep their eyes on them. It was almost as if their privacy had been taken away from them. Of course, it did not bother them because the only thing that matter to them was their relationship and how they could build it to be stronger with each passing day.

What's more was that Renge had taken advantage of the situation and made it her sole mission with the broadcast club to document every movement and date the two had. It was not every day that the King of the host club was in a serious relationship. The footage was being sold on DVDs in the host club for a profit much to Kyouya's amusement as he arranged for the movies to be a high selling point for the guests of the host club. It had become the hot topic around the school and some of it even reached Higarashi high school often made the long trek to the school to witness it themselves.

"I don't think that I'd want a car like that." Tamaki waved a dismissive hand at the thought. "I might end up inheriting my dad's old car in the garage."

"You mean that piece of junk?" Sally questioned. "Rene, you know that car would fall apart the moment you took it for a spin. Why don't you man up and just ask for a Bugatti or a Ferrari."

Tamaki shook his head and chuckled. "All right my princess, I'll think more of it before my birthday in a few months."

Sally raised an eyebrow. "Dude, you don't need to think about it because I suggested it." She stopped walking and grabbed his hand blushing. "I rather be happy if you have something that you actually like…and a sports car wouldn't fit you."

"Why's that?"

"You're more of a minivan type." Sally let out a loud laugh and began running ahead of him. "Soccer dad Rene…no wait Rene Brady!"

Tamaki's face twisted in a bit of mock hurt before taking off after Sally. "I don't' want a mini-van or a station wagon."

"Too bad it's been decided!" Sally laughed more and continued her running speed. She rounded a corner and slammed into something hard. She tumbled to the floor. "The fuck did I just hit?"

"Sally are you okay?" Tamaki knelt down next to her the moment he arrived. He looked up and saw Renge and the broadcast club standing in front of them holding video cameras. "What's all this?"

"We're documenting your lives!" Renge said proudly. "You two are so cute together and your discussion about cars was so cute!"

"How did you know what we were talking about?" Sally asked. "I swear to god if you guys were in the rafters I am gonna call the Justice League."

"Oh no, there was something more." A girl with dark hair walked over to Tamaki and pulled the small microphone from his lapel. "We had this on Tamaki-sama."

"A bug….you had him bugged!" Sally demanded. "Ok I'll give you all a chance to tell me who put that on him?"

"Kyouya-sama was the one who suggested it." Renge gave a small giggle. "He said it would be helpful to have better audio since our other recordings weren't as well done."

"That doesn't explain how it got on my jacket." Tamaki glanced at Sally and grabbed the back of her uniform in case she decided to attack. "Unless…that's right Kyouya dropped off a spare jacket to me last might after he said it was a brand new fabric that was being used."

"Okay then I know who to stuff into a bottle." Sally mumbled. "Damn that Kyo and his plans…someone remind me to shove him into the pool today during P.E."

"So you're angry about us following you two and recording you?" Renge asked.

"Nah, I don't care about that but next time you guys want to record us why don't you just ask our permission?" Sally gave Renge a gentle smile. "You know you're starting to grow on me right Boo Boo Kitty?"

Renge nodded. "Y-yeah…."

"You guys can follow us too."

The girls squealed in unison and began gathering their things up so to follow the two of them. Tamaki and Sally began their trek to their homeroom again.

"I cannot stand them!" Midori threw one of the perfume bottles she had been using into a wall. The glass bottle shattered on contact with the locker on the other side.

"Midori-sama, I thought you didn't have a crush on Tamaki-san." A girl with long dark hair pointed out. She moved her bangs to one side and then cringed when another bottle was hurled past her. "Okay forget I said the T word."

"I don't like him at all!" Midori screamed. "But he and that Dominican trashy bitch are suddenly the talk of the school! Why the hell doesn't anyone care about me and my Kyo-kins?"

"Uh Midori-sama I didn't know you and Ootori-senpai were a couple." A brunette said in surprise. "I am so happy for you!"

"We're not a couple per say," Midori grumbled but quickly sent a glare at the girl. "He's playing hard to get….but I warned you to stay away from him Jun."

"Right…" Jun shuddered at the glare she received. "Anyway there is nothing we can do because Suou is protected by his host club and Moore is a scary person who'd fight back."

"I have a plan to get back at her for our fights." Midori shut her locker and gasped in surprise when she saw Romey behind it. "What are you staring at?"

Romey stayed silent and brushed past Midori. She looked back at her a long moment before going to change into her gym uniform.

"You do know that she's friends with Suou and Hitachiin right?" Jun asked. "She probably heard everything we were saying."

Midori looked over at Romey before walking over to the girl. "Miss Meyers, can I talk to you about something?"

Romey sat her uniform down on the bench. "Yes?" she asked.

"Did you hear what I said?"

"Of course, and I cannot allow you to get away with trying to harm Sally-dear or Tamaki-san." Romey said simply. "It's wrong to let your jealousy get the best of you."

"I see…I can't let you do that." Midori grabbed Romey by the front of her blouse. "You see I don't like snitches and do you know what I do to them?"

"Please release me." Romey said calmly.

"Or what? You'll bake me a poisonous cake?" Midori sneered.

"I am warning you…"

"Damn Romes I didn't know you had it in you!" Sally pat the older girl on the back with a laugh. "Holy shit I didn't think you had a violent bone in your body."

"I didn't do it." Romey said simply taking a sip of her tea. She had a Band-Aid on her cheek, her hair was messy, and the skirt of her uniform had three rips on each side. "Sato-san tripped."

"You threw her out of the locker room and into the hallway," Mimi added. "And it took Kao-chan, Hika-chan, and Haru-chan to get you off of Midori."

Romey did not say anything more but sip her tea. She could hear what sounded like Kaoru angrily declaring that Midori needed to pay for the trouble she caused. "And Kaoru-dear saw me in a terrible light…"

Sally raised an eyebrow. "Girl, you snapped. we all have that moment of not taking bullshit for a long period of time and trust me when she was trying to throw shade about me and Rene then of course you acted."

"Romey-chan you defended friends." Mimi hugged her. "And you get to spend the afternoon with Sally-chan, Haru-chan, and Renge-chan in detention."

Romey let out a loud groan. "I'd forgotten about that…oh my I promised Kaoru-dear that we'd learn to make bananas foster for our next cooking project."

"Kao-chan got detention too." Mimi pointed out.

"What for?"

"He and Hika-chan were caught setting off the school's sprinklers."

"That's not so bad."

"They put blue dye in it and half the 3rd years were painted blue."

Sally choked on her tea as she began laughing rather loudly. She fell to the floor holding her sides. "Oh my god that prank is epic! Holy shit giant ass smurfs running around the track after them must've been funny as fuck."

Romey and Mimi both shook their heads in unison at Sally's laughter one minute she was talking about the twins' prank and then next Romey fighting Midori in the locker room.

"Oh man someone should call that Midori bitch Senorita Piñata!" Sally fell to the floor laughing more. "And then giant ass smurfs! Oh this day is too fucking good."

"What's wrong with her?" Hikaru asked as he walked over taking note of Sally on the floor. "Why is she laughing so much?"

"She's having a good time." Mimi giggled. "Sally-chan heard about the fight and prank."

"Ah I see."

Sally looked up and saw Mori walk in to the room wearing a Usa-chan costume. She stared at him for a few minutes before she started laughing louder. "Oh shit! Someone tell me that Takabro's not dressed like a fucking rabbit!"

"Isn't Takashi nice?" Honey asked with a smile. "He's wearing this to help me during the magic show we're doing for my younger cousin's birthday party."

"Hey maybe I can rent Senorita piñata to you too!" Sally said in between laughs.

"She's lost her mind."

"Hey, maybe someone got the fight and pranks on camera!" Sally sat up finally regaining her composure. "I think it'd be fun to put it up on World Star. We can call it Dances with Senorita piñata and Smurfs!"

End Chapter

Author Notes: So I decided to throw in some more conflict between Midori and the girls of the host club because in later stories that follow this one, she will become a reoccurring rival for one of the girls. For now, she does not get along with any of the others. The Senorita Pinata joke is from the series Boondocks and I thought it'd fit for Sally to say it to describe how bad Midori got her ass beaten. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter and I will see you guys next week with a brand new chapter that will fall back into the romance of our Host King and Soul Queen.