Unfortunately somewhat based on past experiences with people who've ticked me off by being annoying ^J^
Naida's POV
Naida sat at her desk, legs crossed in her chair, book opened, and eyes devouring every word. She was already done with her work, so her teacher didn't care. She was in the middle of a short story. She had passed the point of no return and couldn't afford to stop now, not with the climax quickly approaching.
No doubt I grew very pale, and what can I do? It was a low dull quick sound; such as a watch makes my enveloped in cotton and yet the officers heard it not! I began to speak more quickly and more vehemently, but the noise steadily increased! I arose argued about trifles in a high key with violent gesticulations!, But the noise steadily increased! Why would they not be gone? I began to pace the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if exciting to fury by the observations of the men – but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! What could I do? I foamed – I Raved – I SWORE! I swung the chair on which I had been sitting, graded it upon the boards. Backspace, but the noise arose over all and continually increased! It grew Louder! LOUDER I SAY! LOU-
Out of nowhere san annoying hand tried to force the cover of her book down onto her hand, making it a finger sandwich between 700-ish pages of literature.
"Hey Watchya readin'!" Asked the equally annoying owner of the hand.
Naida resisted the urge to hit the person over the head with her copy of the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe. She ground her teeth together. Why do they always have to bother me when I'm reading? Why can't they just look at the cover without interrupting me?
" What Do You Want Nick?" Her words were short and angrily spaced out.
"I just wanna know what yer readin."
" Poe"
" isn't that the dead guy?"
At this point, she seriously considered whether or not humanity was worth saving.
She put on a straight face." No" she starred to massage her temples with her fingers " He's that guy who became famous writing poetry out of his mother's car. This is his latest book."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nope definitely not worth it
"Can you help me with something?"
You rudely ruined my concentration in middle of one of my favorite stories, and you really want me to help you? Seriously!?
"Fine, what do you want?"
"Where is Scen-den-avia"
"Scandinavia, S-c-a-n-d-i-"
"Yeah that one."
REALLY?! You interrupt me AGAIN WHEN I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART?
"And what countries are in that region." Nick continued.
Naida rest her head it in her hand. " Scandinavia is northern Europe." She started to explain, as if she was talking to a small three year old." There are five Nordic countries, Norway, Finland, Sweden, Iceland, and Denmark. Anything else?"
" Yeah, could you finish the rest for me too?"
at this; she almost too literally slammed her head into the table.
"Nick, we're starting the Europe and Russia unit, all you have to do is look at a map."
She leaned back in her chair and began reading again. But like the plague the idiocy never seems to stop spreading. In fact, it was just beginning, the main reason, was "Mother Russia" .
This is where stupid jokes started. All of the "Ello comrades!" And the terrible fake accents, and the much hated "In soviet Russia jokes."
Naida looked to the teacher, hopping that they would soon intervene. But all in vain. This went on for about ten more minutes before she was down to her last straw.
"In soviet Russi-"
"Do you people even know what the heck you're talking about!?"Naida interrupted. "There are seriously so many things wrong with what you're saying, first of all the Soviet Union dissolved in 1991, now it's the countries that mostly make up eastern Europe, for example, Belarus, Ukraine, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Kazakhstan, and yes Russia; however it's the Russian Federation. Second of all your being stupid assuming that everything there is backward, you can catch a cold there, not the other way around, also you sound extremely stupid, and or disrespectful. You don't know who can hear your stupid inaccurate fake accents, some people can be easily offended by things like that-" they started to snicker at her in the middle of her rapid speed mode. Not the reaction I was hoping for.
"I'm sorry comrade , ve vill try to keep it down" one of the idiots mocked.
Naida gave him an icy glare. "Вы не говорите по России так что заткнись." She spat
They were dumbfounded. Obviously. The bell for that class rang and she glides towards the door, leaving her confused classmates in her wake
~~~~~~at lunch~~~~~~
"You did what?" Percy questioned after Naida had explained the event of the previous class.
"Yeah! It was so much fun. You should ha-"
At that moment a flying pepperoni hit her in the eye. Percy store at it in shock, then started trying not to laugh. Naida whipped her head around in the direction in which the projectile had originated. The missile launchers started to laugh at her. She turned back around, Percy saw the vengeful look in her eyes and immediately knew she wasn't about to take this one laying down.
Picking up the red sausage thing, Naida strode over to the attackers table and set it before one of them.
"I think this is supposed to go into your mouth sweetheart" she sarcastically smiled. She tried to walk back , but not before the enemy launched a second attack this time, baby carrots.
She took all the time and dignity she had to pick up every individual piece food stuff off the floor and "kindly" returned them to from which they had started.
"I'm glad to see that you're becoming more mature, at this rate you might even graduate first grade."
She decided to move to the opposite side of the cafeteria closer to the kitchen. She and Percy scanned the place trying to find an open table but there was none. They decided to sit down at a table inhabited only by a girl with her music up to load so they didn't think that she would care
"How stupid can people get?" she asked him.
"Very"
Suddenly, the girl grabbed Percy's arm and sunk her nails into his skin.
"What the FRICK DUDE!" Naida yelled but Percy didn't seem to notice. He was fixated on the girls face. Her gleaming yellow eyes had a red-ish hue, and her pupils had dilated into thin slits, and a her reptilian grin stretched literally from ear to ear. He barely noticed the blood now flowing down his arm from where her nails penetrated his skin. She's hypnotizing me. He finally realized. I can't move anything maybe if I could somehow reach my pocket-.
Luckily for him he no longer need worry, a sudden loud THWACK! Hit her square in the face, sending her to the floor.
"WHAT THE BLIP!" Naida yelled, still holding her blunt force object; a.k.a Merriam Webster dictionary. "I MUST HAVE SAID YOUR NAME LIKE A HUNDERD MILLION TIMES! AND OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT BLOOD!?"
Percy would've smiled at her had he the time, but headphone girl was recovering quickly. He groped around his pants for his pocket and produced his mighty ball-point pen.
"You shall die first!" She hissed. She made a wild leap at Naida, transforming more quickly than before.
Now Percy had his fair share of gross transformations, but this was one of the worst. Her eyes rolled back into her head and her mouth opened. Then she shuddered and started to shed her disguise. Her true form emerged from the mouth. Soon enough her old skin, lay a heap on the floor.
The enormous cobra wasted no time and started to coil its body around Naida's. Percy tried to figure out whether or not he could kill it without accidently slashing open his friend.
"Naida! I'll get you out of there!" he shouted. She only shook her head and gave him a determined look. She seemed to be sending him a telepathic message; I got this help the others
Percy yelled for everyone else to evacuate immediately before running back for Naida. She had managed to get one of her arms free but it was no use she was limp, lifeless, gone. The snake must have crushed her. He watched in shock, once again unable to move. The snake's hold softened, its jaw opened wide about to consume its prey.
Naida jumped up once the snake let go.
"THIS IS SPARTA!" She yelled.
Spork in hand, she brought it down hard into the reptile's large eye. It started to ooze immediately. Hissing and writhing, the snake lashed out and caught her arm. She left the spork lodged there and ran. Percy ran and caught up to her. He made her show him her arm, and it did not look good. The gash was long and obviously poisoned. It hissed nastily and tissue started to die, and both blood and puss, oozed from her small fragile arm. Tears pooled from her face, her chest rising and dropping quickly. It's spread into her blood stream. He forced himself not to think about what would happen. He forced a smile to his face.
"This is Sparta? Really?" he managed.
Naida tried to laugh but her body needed the oxygen for more important things.
"That was an awesome movie, but the special effects sucked." He smiled for real this time. This girl was crazy.
"Don't you dare give me that sad look," she snapped.
"But I can't leave you!"
"You could wait for me to die here, and we can do the whole sappy Never leave me crap or you could be smart and take care of the giant mutant anaconda, that could very possibly wreak havoc on New York." She scolded. "Then we can do that whole creepy watching the light leave my eyes thing if you want."
He nodded in understanding.
"You better know how to use that." She nodded towards the sword he held in his hand.
"Yeah, I do."
Naida managed a smile. "If you die don't worry, I'll meet you there. Now seriously, go, you're wasting time."
Author's note: The random Russian hopefully says "You don't speak Russian so shut up."
I'm trying to learn the language so google translate and I could be wrong, if you actually do know please tell me!"
Next Chapter: Battle of the lunchroom part 2!