Probably my favorite oneshot I've written so far... I just love the friendship between Sam and Mike! Enjoy!
Title: Milk
Summary: Sam turned white and spit out the coffee, while Michael laughed.
Genre: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Michael/Fiona
Word Count: 142
Disclaimer: Not mine!
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11) Milk
"Mike, you really have to start stocking your fridge," Sam complained as he looked into his best friend's refrigerator.
Michael looked up from the yogurt he'd been enjoying. "How long have you known me?"
Sam grumbled and pulled the lid off of his coffee. Then he reached into the fridge and pulled out a bottle. He still had trouble believing that Michael had a kid of his own. He twisted the top of the bottle off and dumped the contents into his coffee cup. Then he stirred it and brought the coffee cup up to his lips.
Michael watched his best friend with a smirk.
Sam caught Michael watched him, and he wiped his mouth. "What? Chloe will never miss it."
"Fiona might."
"Why?"
"That's breast milk."
Sam turned white and spit out the coffee, while Michael laughed.
"You're cleaning that up."
The End.
A/N: Bwhahaha! Totally inspired by Look Who's Talking and Friends. On another note, I stayed up late last night and watched The Fall Of Sam Axe... and I was floored! So much makes sense! Chuck Finley, Beatriz, the weird gay guys who hate Sam, Miami...and don't even get me started on Mike with a beard and the reference to Fi! I totally think that Sam was there in Ireland when he ruined her deal! I was totally fangirling through the movie, and my dad just stared at me like, "Are you on crack?" LMAO. I am totally inspired now, so don't be surprised if I start churning out even more oneshots while I work on Unforgettable You. Enough of my rambling. Thanks for reading, and please review!