Sorry about not uploading. Long story short, I almost killed myself. Anyway, hope you like this chapter!
"…And now, Eugeo and Selka are living with us," Kirito finished recounting the events preceding. Klein, Lisbeth, and Silica exchanged looks of confusion.
It wasn't something he liked to express with any passion, but it felt good to let his friends in on the situation. After spending so much time trying to deal with everything by himself, sharing some burdens had such a soothing sense of relief for him, in spite of the guilt he felt at pulling other people into his own hot water. Then again, he really did owe these people around him a lot more than he gave.
Klein, of course, was the first friend he made in SAO. No matter how much bullshit they dragged each other into, he had always stayed by his side. While his female friends were just as important, he and Klein had a special bond as the only two boys of the group. Naturally, Klein was the first person he went to when it came to matters of romance or things he couldn't mention around a girl. While he was a bit of an emotional person, Klein could always be relied on when push came to shove.
Lisbeth was one of his later friends, but also one of his most treasured. After all, he owed her for Dark Repulsar and for helping him survive a lethal dungeon crawl. Her chipper mood could lighten up any situation. Kazuto never mentioned this, but over time he noticed her choice of words had been getting rather lewd as of late. Perhaps she was simply growing more comfortable around their group, or maybe she was having a small awakening of some kind.
And of course, Silica. While Asuna was his wife, Lisbeth and Klein were his best friends, he couldn't help but see Silica as a second little sister. Of course, the resemblance between her and Suguha he mentioned was purely in attitude. Silica had an odd way of making people feel better whenever she lingered in the area. He supposed that's what caused her to gain a reputation as an idol, but to him it was a like a Unique Skill of her very own. Not to mention, she and Kazuto had teamed up whenever others were busy to take on some rather tricky quests.
In a small way, Kazuto supposed that maybe what gave him the strength to defeat Kayaba in the end was the risk of losing what he really cared about. Then again, maybe that was some witty nonsense that an immature storytelling would come up with to explain whatever supernatural occurrence allowed him to strike the killing blow.
"You mean in addition to the menus, the monsters, and the goblins, we've got reverse isekai scenarios?" Klein said. "Also, is it just me, or is the universe hell-bent on making your life as crazy as physically possible?"
"What do you mean?" Kirito said.
Klein began to count on his fingers as he explained.
"First you leverage your beta tester knowledge and end up getting labeled a beater. Then you just happen to be taking on a near-impossible mercenary mission and just happen to run into Silica which leads you smack right into the people you needed to capture. After that you got caught up in the safe-zone murder incident, then the whole thing with Lisbeth, then you get a Unique Skill… doesn't all that get to your head?"
Klein finished with a long sigh. Being friend with someone like Kazuto was exhilarating… but at the same time it was quite draining. As much as he liked Asuna… in a completely platonic way, he had a pretty hard time imagining what it could be like to marry someone whose sheer existence seemed to be twisting the nature of the world.
"I guess if you put it that way…" Kirito stroked his chin. "I guess my life has been pretty chaotic." He chuckled slightly as he thought back through the memories. "But maybe that's just me. I mean, what happened with you three after you finished SAO?"
"Oh, do I have a story for you!" Klein said, grinning eagerly. He took a deep breath and began to tell his story, starting just after Kirito had defeated Heathcliff.
Klein stood there in shock as the effects of the paralysis slowly wore off. Without thinking, he sprinted over to the scattering pixels of his best friend. Before he even knew what he was doing, he opened his inventory and began to flick over to the Revival item.
"Ten seconds… I have ten seconds!"
But just as he was about to press the button, he felt the ground underneath him begin to shift as he lost his footing and stumbled to the ground.
"Gah!" someone shouted. "What the hell?"
The entire room began to shake; a massive chunk of the ceiling broke off and smashed into the stone floor, thankfully nobody was there to be hit. Numerous smaller pieces began to crack off as the entire dungeon rumbled and shook.
"This place is coming down! We gotta get out of here!"
Before Klein could open his inventory again, someone grabbed his arm.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing! I only got three seconds left!"
"Screw it man, we need to scram!"
"No, Kirito! KIRITO!"
As Klein shouted for his friend, the stranger pulling suddenly tripped, sending both of them to the ground. All around them, people were screaming as they scrambled for a way out.
Just then, Klein spotted a small opening that had formed into the cracking wall of the dungeon, right where a chunk of the floor had set into the ground to make for a perfect jumping platform. He glanced back at what remained of his best friend before grunting in frustration.
"Dangit! I'll never forget you, Kirito!" he turned and sprinted towards the opening, hoping that others would follow him. "Hey guys! We can escape there here!"
"Wait, Klein, that's…"
But he couldn't hear anything anymore. Between the room collapsing, the people screaming, and his own grief thundering inside his stomach, Klein had nothing on his mind save for this one final leap of faith. He jumped and he felt himself sail through the gap.
"…the edge of the world."
Klein blinked as he realized he was hovering above a massive blue sky in all directions, and what he had just jumped out of was but a small bit of Aincrad behind him.
"…Oh no."
He screamed as he plummeted down into the endless void below.
He looked back up and saw that the entire castle was falling to pieces. There was nowhere left to escape to. This was the end.
"So, this is how I die?" said Klein. "Well… guess I'll be seeing you soon, pal. Hope the next life still has video gaaaaaaaames!"
All of a sudden, Klein's eyes awoke to the sight of a hospital room. He shot awake, the NerveGear falling off of his head in the process.
"SWEET CHIMICHERRYCHANGAS!"
A female nurse watched in shock as his eyes darted around the room. Just then, he looked down and saw he was completely naked.
"Gah!" He yelped and covered himself, unintentionally pulling out an IV in the process. "What the hell happened?"
"Oh, my goodness sir, you're awake!" said the nurse. "Um, I apologize for the current situation, but- "
"Wait a second…" Klein blinked and noticed his health bar still in the upper-left corner of his vision. "I'm still in the game! A-hah, that means this must be some kind of secret level or something!"
"Excuse me?" said the nurse.
Klein jumped out of bed and drew his sword, still buck naked.
"Thanks pretty nurse NPC! Now, I gotta find a way out of here…"
He immediately sprang out the door and started sprinting down the halls of the hospital.
As Klein searched every corner for a way out, dozens of people who he sped past gasped in shock at the sight of him, but he knew they were just NPCs. Since this wasn't a town area, he couldn't lose player reputation.
"Exit… exit… ah-hah, exit!"
Bursting out of a clearly marked exit door, Klein reveled in his glory as he burst into the open sunlight, feeling its warmth on his body for the first time in two years.
"Hah! I did it! I'm the greatest gamer in the world!" he screamed into the sky.
Unfortunately, to the numerous bystanders, seeing a naked man burst out of a hospital carrying a sword only really told one message, namely "run."
Screaming in terror, everyone nearby began to swiftly back away from a confused Klein.
"Eh?" he blinked. "What's that all about?"
He took a moment to examine his surroundings. His eyes widened, as the area around him became… familiar.
"This… this is my hometown!" he said. "There's the bank, the game store, the library, and the park! Everything's just as it used to be. Wait… does that mean…"
Klein looked back and forth between his surroundings and his game UI, each a contrast from one another.
Desperate, he turned to a random passerby.
"Hey you! Is this the game or real life?"
"Gah! What kind of sick joke is this?" the stranger exclaimed. "Help! There's a weirdo running around!"
Klein blinked and remembered he was still naked.
"Oh, sorry about that," he quickly equipped his usual outfit. "There. Now, am I in the game or real life?"
Already, the stranger had run away, leaving Klein to scratch his head in confusion.
Suddenly, a window on the second floor of the hospital shattering, a naked female figure bursting through. Klein yelped and backed away as the pale figure landed in front of him like a skilled athlete.
"Stay away from me, you pervs!" she shouted back at the hospital. Klein snapped out of his stupor and looked away.
"Erm… hello there?"
The girl turned and gasped when she saw Klein.
"Eep!" she said, before quickly equipping her own clothes. Klein tried to think of something comforting to say.
"It doesn't count if it's in a hospital, right?" said Klein. "Wait no, you were still in your birthday suit when you left the building so then…"
"Shut up, you!"
Klein reeled when the girl slapped him across the face. It was at that point when he locked eyes with her and recognized her familiar face.
"…Lisbeth?" he said.
"Klein?"
The two of them gazed at one another for a few seconds.
"What the actual fuck is going on?" they exclaimed simultaneously.
"So yeah, that's my tale of glory," Klein confidently grinned as he finished reciting.
Everyone's eyes turned to Lisbeth, who was now sporting a heavy blush on her face.
"It's true…" she scoffed and turned away. "I sorta reacted the same way, but how else is someone supposed to react to waking up buck naked while a bunch of strangers are messing around with your body?"
"Makes me wonder who else woke up in such a compromising position…" Kirito stroked his chin. He imagined that he may have reacted similarly if he wasn't clad in a hospital gown after waking up. Then a humorous thought came to mind: What if someone woke up not moments after being kissed by a loved one? Statistically it was possible, and whoever was kissing must've had quite the boost to the ego.
"Actually, that's pretty similar to what happened to me," Asuna said. "Ugh, just thinking about makes me sick."
"At least you were fully clothed!" Lisbeth said. "This is why I hate hospitals so much!"
"What about you, Silica?" Kazuto turned to their cat-eared friend. "How did your experience go?"
"Um…" Silica flushed as she rethought through the events.
"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
Silica screamed as she was chased through the streets of town by a crowd of red-faced men and women, endearingly chasing after her feline features.
"Hey look, a cat girl!"
"THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!" Silica screamed.
"So, I put a hood on and now they don't bother me. Mostly…" Silica said.
Klein and Lisbeth exchanged a nod.
"Yeah, you definitely got the worst out of all of us," they said.
"I mean, it's not a competition…" said Asuna, but one look from Lisbeth shut her up.
Despite the rather harrowing experience she just described, Silica then smiled warmly.
"You know, there is one good thing about all of this," said Keiko. "If everything really just went back to normal when the game ended, then we'd probably be tired and sickly in the real world, and we might not have been able to get used to living normally again!"
"Huh, I guess you're right," Asuna said. "I guess if not for SAO, I'd still be stuck in a terrible arranged marriage."
"And I still wouldn't be able to reconcile with my sister…" Kirito stroked his chin and thought back on his experience. "Maybe… maybe this is just our lives now."
Asuna discreetly took his hand under the table.
"As long as we're together, I don't mind it at all," she said. The two lovers exchanged smiles while Klein repressed the urge to retch.
Dangit! Even if it's my best friend, why'd they have to rub it in my face just cause they struck lucky?
As happy as he was for Kirito, he couldn't help but feel green-eyed whenever he spotted him making goo-goo eyes with his wife. Not just cause Asuna was hot, but just seeing them so happy together really struck a chord with Klein, who had to even go on a date with a girl.
Just then, a new person entered the Dicey Cafe. The force of her stride drew all eyes to her gleaming armored figure. She had striking blue eyes and long golden hair with white lace around her forehead. She donned a flowing blue cape, a sleek white skirt, and a long dazzling sword seemingly made of gold decorated in ornate floral designs.
"I am Integrity Knight Alice, Synthesis Thirty," she loudly announced, her eyes fierce like the blazing rays of the sun. "Kazuto Kirigaya!"
"Uh… yes?" said Kirito. Asuna's eyes widened as Alice began to slowly walk towards their table.
Asuna had her own issues of jealousy. To start, she was a girl who quite seldom got her way during childhood. And whenever her wonderful husband's adoration, the one thing she felt that she truly owned in the world, even flickered for a second, she felt a wave of paranoia wash over her, especially with other girls. She knew Kazuto was quite popular as a boy back in SAO, in fact she was still pretty sure that Lisbeth and Silica were conspiring to take him from her. And Strea's antics definitely hadn't helped. Nonetheless, she'd remain silent for now, who knows what Kazuto would think of her if she'd told him all these horrible thoughts she'd been thinking about her close friends.
Alice slammed an armored fist onto the table.
"I have come to-HNNNNG!"
She doubled over as her stomach made an audible growl, completely killing the intimidating vibe she'd just had. The group watched as she grasped her aching belly. "Ugh, I haven't eaten in a whole week…"
Alice had been pouring every moment of her time into locating Kirito. As a result, she had forgotten to eat. It wasn't her fault by any means, an Integrity Knight always puts their mission first.
"So… table for one?" Agil asked.
"An Integrity Knight never strays from their mission!" Alice jumped to her feet. "Besides, I don't have any of this world's money anyway, so let's just focus on-"
"What? You shouldn't try to push yourself on an empty stomach." Kirito got up from his seat and beckoned her over. "Say, if what you need to do is really important, your lunch is on me. Order whatever you want."
"I will not accept pittance from an enemy-"
Growl
Alice bowed in defeat once more.
"Th-Thank you."
As she sat down, Alice re-evaluated her situation.
What are you doing? You're supposed to be kidnapping the target! Not taking food from him! Alice's emotional side piped up from inside her brain.
He's a high-class sword user. If we fight him in this state, we'll be at a severe disadvantage. Her rational side responded.
I guess you have a point… so, do we capture him after we eat?
No, you idiot! We'll need an hour minimum to digest! We'll have to take him on later.
Is it really that important?
This man was able to take on multiple high-level monsters singlehandedly. We can't afford to underestimate him.
"Here we are." Agil came to the table. "Coffee for Kirito, a cup of tea for Asuna, and a cake for the new lady."
"Thank you," Alice said, politely taking a small bite with her fork. Her manner resembled that of a high-class noble or princess. Then she had a taste.
"Oh, my goodness!" Alice almost screamed. "No way…what an incredible flavor!"
"Why, thank you kindly!" Agil chuckled. "So, are you doing some kind of hardcore RP? I really like that armor of yours. In fact, I don't recall seeing anything like that in SAO…"
"Oh, thank you very much!" Alice chuckled. "It's the Holy Armor I wore when I was summoned from-I mean I got it as a uh… what do you call it… a Los Angelo's Bonus!"
"…What?" said Asuna. "Um… do you happen to mean an LA or Last Attack bonus?"
"Huh? Oh yes, that is what I meant!" Alice laughed nervously.
Ugh! We're blowing this! Next thing you know they're gonna start wondering about-
"Hey, you don't have a player cursor!" Klein pointed out quite blatantly.
GODDAMMIT! Uh… uh… play the victim!
"How dare you, sir!" Alice slapped him across the face.
Too much victim!
"Woah, déjà vu…" Klein wondered out loud as he rubbed his face. For a man like him, the sensation of being slapped by a woman is one that he was used to. Knowing whether or not he deserved it, that was what he ought to focus on.
Strea chuckled as she watched the scene from another table.
"This is going to get good," she rubbed her hands together.
Stay calm, stay calm. Let's just come up with a cover-up story. Man, I wish the Administrator had given us a fake Player Cursor or something.
Do not blaspheme the Administrator!
"Where I come from, nobody has a Player Cursor, or whatever it's called," Alice said. It was a safe lie, because it would be rude of them to ask any deeper questions. Although, hopefully she wouldn't spill any more information due to her hunger-crazed brain.
"Really?" Kirito leaned in closer. "So… does that mean you're from Eugeo's world?"
"Eugeo? Who's Eugeo?" Alice said. She looked at him strangely. Kazuto stroked his chin. Whilst it was possible both she and Eugeo were from different worlds, he did recall Eugeo mentioning something along the lines of an "Integrity Knight" before. Perhaps he ought to ask him more on the subject to try and figure out what's going on.
"Hey, didn't he mention he knew a girl named Alice at some point?" said Asuna. Kirito's eyes blinked with realization. She smiled; she wasn't as good a detective as her husband, but those moment when she could help him with an innocuous detail, or a random tidbit, made her feel that much more a part of his struggles and triumphs.
"He did?" said Kirito. With this new information, the cogs in his head started to turn.
Eugeo had a friend named Alice… Alice was taken by an Integrity Knight, whatever that is… this Alice is an Integrity Knight… Alice is probably from the same world as Eugeo…
"Oh, are you getting an idea?" Lisbeth leaned in excitedly.
"Hmm…" Kirito stroked his chin as Alice started to grow nervous.
Shoot, is he on to us?
If he finds out we're an Integrity Knight, he'll probably attack us… and if he does, it's likely we'll get an opportunity to take him out right then and there.
"I guess Alice must be a pretty common name across multiple worlds." Kirito shrugged.
Oh, my gosh-Is he stupid or something?
Maybe… hey, maybe we can use this to our advantage!
Oh, I see what you're saying. We strike him when he least expects it!
"It sort of is…" Alice chuckled. "Anyways, I'll make sure to pay you back for this, Kirigaya-san."
"Please, you can call me Kirito," Kazuto said.
"Kirito-kun. I swear upon my sword that I'll pay you back for uh…" she glanced at the check. "1598 yen in full!" Alice announced with utmost seriousness.
"Hey, don't worry about it," Kirito said. "If anything, I'd really like to know more about your world."
Alice thought for a moment. On the one hand, any tactical information she gave away to the enemy could be used against her. But, if she refused to answer, that could arouse suspicion or tempt him to press further. She had to pick an answer that would satisfy him without giving anything away.
"That is a difficult question," Alice replied. "As an Integrity Knight, my world would technically be the Heavenly Realm, but the Synthesis ritual used to summon me into the Underworld temporarily sealed away my memories of that realm until I am discharged by the Administrator."
"The Underworld?" said Asuna. "And you mentioned an Administrator?"
"Yes, she is the high priestess of the Human Empire. She is also the one who gave me my mission."
Asuna's brow furrowed as she started to sort through all the facts and information she'd be presented with. The Underworld… Alice… Administrator… Artificial Intelligence…
"Maybe…" she muttered.
"Oh, did you think of something, Asuna?" Kirito said eagerly.
"Huh? Oh, I was just reminded of Alice in Wonderland." Asuna giggled. "Such a nice story… but you know, the author originally planned it to call it Alice's Adventures Underground. I guess that's what I thought of when you mentioned Underworld or something."
"...I see." Alice sipped her coffee. "In any case, I was sent to this world from the underworld in order to complete my mission, but due to… complications" she glanced at Kirito "I will have to remain here for much longer than I thought. I'm going to have to start looking for a temporary job to sustain myself…"
"Is that so?" Agil seemed to appear in the conversation. "Because if so, I have a job opening for a waitress position. If you're up for it, I could give you an application."
"Oh, then we could talk more often!" Asuna cheerfully suggested.
She has a good point… this position would be advantageous in acquiring information regarding my targets…
"Really? That would be great!" Alice said and stood up. "I can certainly handle waiting on tables. Also, I look forward to seeing you more often, Kirito-kun."
Asuna's face took a sour turn as Kirito casually returned her compliment.
"Sure, we could always use some more friends, especially right now."
"Welcome to the Dicey Cafe! May I take your order?"
The day after Agil hired her, Alice now found herself working a waitress position to pay back Kirito so she could capture him without violating the Taboo Index. She even wore a waitress outfit and everything. If she worked hard enough, she could probably pay off the debt in a week. During that time, she would attempt to learn everything she could about her targets and put them into a state in which she could easily win a fight with them. Then, her mission would be complete.
It's only a matter of time, Kazuto Kirigaya. Even though you may have won our first encounter, let it be known that I, Alice Synthesis Thirty, will win in the end. Let the game begin.
"Sorry for the wait, here's your drinks!" she wore a sunny smile as she placed the tray on the table.
"Ah, thank you so much, Alice-chan!" one of the male customers flushed red when she momentarily glanced at him.
On a side note, this world is really weird.
"Hello, madame, can I take your order?" she said to a pink-haired girl with red eyes.
"Wow, you're a cutie!" Strea said, smiling with a sinister edge. "And very polite. I'll have a tall glass of whatever you're having if you know what I mean."
"One large 6-up. Anything else?"
"I'll gladly eat you up if you're free this Saturday,"
"A golden sponge cake. Thank you, ma'am, I'll get your food," Alice said, bowing.
Really REALLY weird.
"I'm home," Kirito said, as he stepped into the main hallway.
"Oh, welcome back, Kirito-kun!"
"Daddy!"
"Hey Onii-chan. Find anything cool?"
"Hello, Kirito."
"Oh good, you're back!"
Being greeted by your family when you get home… it's a lot nicer than I thought.
"Hi, everyone. Hello to you as well, Yui," he smiled and picked his daughter up into a hug. "Hey Sugu, where's mom?"
"She said she wanted to discuss the logistics of our wedding with my mom," Asuna said. "Honestly, those two went right into making all of the decisions before asking us."
"If anything, I'm kinda relieved," Kazuto said, chuckling to himself. "Planning a wedding seems like a massive pain. If it were up to me, I'd just do what we did back in SAO and exchange rings in the backyard."
Suguha, Asuna, Selka, and Eugeo all stopped what they were doing to lock eyes on him.
"Surely, it could be a little more romantic than that?" Asuna said. "I mean, we only did that because throwing a party would've made things complicated at the guild. At the very least I'd like to wear a wedding dress."
"I guess we can build off my idea into something more romantic feeling," Kazuto scratched his chin, before putting Yui down. "But don't you think obsessing over the china pattern is a tad excessive?"
"Hm, yes, I don't think anyone's going to remember the china pattern…" Asuna nodded, sitting next to her partner. "But they are going to remember the flower arrangements. I was thinking we have hydrangeas as the centerpiece…"
"Hydrangeas?" Kazuto's eyes widened. "Those are more for table settings. Lilacs would be a much better choice."
"Wait, I thought you didn't care for this sort of thing?" Asuna raised an eyebrow, her gaze slowly shifting to a leer.
"I'm just saying, the centerpiece should harmonize with our clothing choices," Kazuto retorted, a hint of accusation entering his voice. "Actually, when did I say that I didn't care? Of course, I care about this sort of thing!"
"Clothing? When did we start discussing clothing?!" Asuna leaned in. At that point, the tense feeling in the air was noticeable to the others in the room. "You're being very presumptuous right now!"
"Uh, Yui, why don't we all go into the kitchen and sort out dessert? The pudding should be almost done by now…" Suguha said.
"Eh? But what about mommy and daddy?" said Yui.
"It's just a little pre-wedding quarrel, happens all the time!" Suguha quickly pulled her niece as well as Selka out of the room.
"Now listen here, I don't think you're being very considerate-"
"I'm inconsiderate? Look who's talking! Don't you remember that time when-"
Eugeo awkwardly headed out of the living room where Kirito and Asuna's argument started to grow even louder.
"Oh, so now you're blaming me for that. I thought we weren't bringing that up?"
"I'm only bringing it up because you mentioned-"
Eugeo, not wanting any part of this, rushed into the same room as Suguha.
"Hey, uh how long have they been together again?" Suguha turned to Yui.
"Um… about seven months by now."
"Oh dear…" Suguha said. "They say this is when marital burnout starts kicking in, right? The lovey-dovey stuff slows down and they start fighting about pointless stuff for no reason? And now, we have to deal with that going on in addition to everything else."
"They're not gonna break up, are they?" Selka worriedly turned to Suguha, but Yui of all people put a reassuring hand on her shoulder.
"Don't worry about it, Selka!" she said. "Statistics indicate that a vigorous altercation can actually diminish the prospects of a separation!"
Everyone stood in silence.
"...I keep forgetting you're a mental health AI," Suguha said. Yui acted like a normal little girl almost all the time, so whenever she let out a bit of highly technical psychology information, it was rather jarring.
"No worries!"
"But yeah, it's good for couples to do that kind of thing," Suguha confidently said. "After all, the key to a relationship is communication, and a fight is just communication but much louder and more honest!"
The sound of a blade being unsheathed was heard from the living room, followed by several clangs.
"...Are you sure about that?" said Eugeo.
"Absolutely! I have a ton of experience when it comes to romance!" Suguha said.
"Does that mean you have a boyfriend too?" said Yui.
"Nope! But I'm a very committed and involved third-wheel friend!"
Eugeo and Selka fell over anime-style as Yui stared at her in confusion.
"Third wheel…?"
The next thing they heard was the sound of two bodies being slammed against a couch.
"Should we go check on them?" said Selka.
"Maybe they've calmed down?" said Eugeo.
What followed was the sound of Asuna grunting, and an object being unequipped.
"The heck?" said Suguha. "Okay, now I gotta look into this."
The four of them made their way back to the hallway, hearing more and more odd noises coming from the living room. Cautiously, Suguha stuck her head into the doorway. No sooner did she do so before she immediately covered Yui's eyes, as the confused girl then tried to walk forward. Eugeo and Selka went next, who immediately let out a simultaneous gasp.
On the living room couch, a shirtless Kirito was aggressively making out with Asuna, while also unbuttoning her shirt in a rushed frantic fashion. The part that made Suguha blush the most was when she noticed Asuna's hips practically grinding against her brother, her skirt visibly hiked up, as sinful noises and pleasurable moans were the only things that escaped their interlocked lips.
As the other three stood there stunned, Suguha let her responsible sister instincts kick as she stormed into the room.
"HEY!" she shouted. At once, the two lovers froze, as their eyes slowly shifted to the very angry swordswoman. "What do you think you're doing right now? The whole house can see you, including a small child! Honestly, you're teen parents, but yet you're both so irresponsible!"
Blushing awkwardly, the two of them tried in vain to cover what they had already unveiled before quickly rushing upstairs to presumably Kazuto's bedroom.
"Good grief…" Suguha groaned. "Oh well. Looks like they're gonna be late to dinner. Come everyone, let's eat that fish before it gets cold!"
"Yay!" said Yui, forgetting that rather bizarre encounter.
What the hell happened to my brother?
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