Probably the cutest and funniest oneshot I've done so far. Enjoy!
Title: Stuck
Summary: Sam should knock, even when entering his best friend's home.
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Michael/Fiona
Word Count: 173
Disclaimer: Not mine!
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14) Stuck
Sam Axe was in a great mood as he headed into his best friend's loft. He had a six pack in his hand that was calling his name, and he called out to Michael as he let himself in. "Mike?"
There was no response, and he moved quickly. A cry erupted from the bathroom, making him reach for his gun. "Fiona?"
There was another cry, followed by, "Michael, it hurts!"
"Stop whining and relax so I can get it out, Fi."
Sam stopped, confused. Just what was stuck?
"Ow, ow, ow! I knew we shouldn't have done this in here!"
"Hold still! It's almost out!"
"Don't you two ever stop?" Sam backed out of the loft.
In the bathroom, Michael finally managed to dig the splinter out of Fiona's finger. "There. That wasn't so bad, now was it?"
Fiona glared at him, rubbing her stinging finger.
Thoroughly amused, he took her hand and kissed her fingertip. Then he took her into his arms.
"For someone who has such a high tolerance for pain…
The End.
A/N: Hehehehe. I was laughing the entire time I wrote this. As some of you might have noticed, I borrowed some of the material from Look Who's Talking. Next up, being a spy gives you a high tolerance for pain. Thanks for reading, and please review!