A merc wearing red and black was seen on the Dock of Shame with a paper in his hand before he looked up and realized the camera was on him.
"Oh hey! What's up? You're probably wondering where the heck is Chris? Well I'm here to tell ya that he's dead! And I, Deadpool, the guy that has probably the most appearances out of all Total Drama crossover seasons and total superfan of the show, is here to replace him! But hey, it's better than Blaineley right? And plus, I just got eliminated from thenewsubwayguy's Ultimate Islands, so I got time to come here." Deadpool said.
"Now let's bring in our contestants! First two up, Miles Morales from the awesome Spider-Verse movies and Pippi Longstocking!" Deadpool announced.
Several Minutes Later
Neither of the two supposed contestants were there.
"Okay, ya got me! I'm not the host! But I wish I was." Deadpool said before holding up a finger. "At least for one episode! Just one! Hello, author you writing this stuff down?" He said. "But those contestants were real I tell ya!" He then points at the paper in his hand that had several names on it with names in parentheses by some of them including "(1602jaw)", "(G-Man 2.0)", "Miles Morales", "Hercule", "Pippi Longstocking", "Hugh Neutron", "Lapis", "Shintaro Midorima", "Mega Man and Roll", "Shego", and "Taro Kitano". "See, this right here is the actual list of contestants for the show, that I totally just happened to find lying around. Wait a minute, what the hell? Isn't this guy supposed to be dead?" He said, looking at one of the names before thinking. "Hmm, I guess his body wasn't ever found, and there was the whole crossover thing with Ben 10 but still."
"Oh yeah! You're also probably wondering, how the heck am I back on the island? Didn't it sink in All-Stars? Well, thanks to the power of this continuity stone, that never happened!" Deadpool said, showing said stone. "A stone I may or may have used for some other things too." He said, winking before putting it away.
"Oh, and one more thing, I found some of the script for this season and Multiverse Edition! I know who the winner is going to be! It's…" He said, looking down at the paper. "Wait a second, this isn't the real script! It's some fake!" Deadpool said before his phone rang.
"I knew you were going to try to spoil the seasons. The real scripts are still back here safe and sound." StaticShock01, the creative director said.
"Real clever. Because there's no way Dan Hibiki would win!" Deadpool said.
"Just like there's no way you're spoiling this season Deadpool. Wait a minute how are you back on the island? Isn't that supposed to be gone?" StaticShock01 said.
"Uh, about that, it reappeared!" Deadpool said.
"And how exactly did it do that?"
"It's nothing to worry about! It's here now right? You can call Chris about it! Anyways, quick question."
"I'm afraid to say it but what is it?"
"So is the roster form fake too?"
"What roster form?" The call was suddenly ended.
"Ha ha! I told you it was real! You guys haven't seen the last of me! This is so getting posted!" Deadpool said before running away.
"No idea what Deadpool was talking about but, at the very least, we've got some great news to give to Chris." StaitcShock01 said before contacting the network to call Chris about the reemergence of the island. Little did he know that he actually failed at stopping Deadpool from spoiling something, as one of them slipped through the cracks.
A/N: Yep, those names are real! Here are the extra names and where they're from:
Shintaro Midorima, The Strategic Sharpshooter(Kuroko No Basketball)(He was featured on the cover next to Paul, though one of his friendly rivals weren't.)
Mega Man and Roll, the Robot Siblings(Mega Man)
Miles Morales, Brooklyn's Spider-Man(Spider-Man Spider-Verse Movies)(The movie inspired the name for this season along with seeing one of ChaosBlade327's ideas for having Miguel in the story. It was either this one or the one from the PS4/PS5 game. I ultimately decided to go with this one)
Hugh Neutron and Mr. Turner,The Jimmy Timmy Dad Duo(Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Oddparents)
Lapis Lazuli(Steven Universe requested by 1602jaw)
Hercule,Earth's "Champion" (Dragon Ball) A/N: I believe this was requested by someone but I can't seem to find or confirm who. If this was your request, let me know so I add your name to this.
Pippi Longstocking, the free-spirited adventurer(Pippo Longstocking requested by Some Dude)
Taro Kitano, the Honorable Racer(Hot Wheels World Race/Acceleracers)
Taiga Kagami, the hot-headed basketball prodigy(Kuroko no Basketball)
Zak Monday, The Anti-Matter Cryptid Controller(Secret Saturdays)(On cover)
Tetsuya Kuroko, The Phantom Sixth Man(Kuroko no Basketball)(On cover)
Shego, the mercenary with attitude(Kim Possible)
Homer Simpson and Dick Daring, the Accident-Prone Parents(The Simpsons and the Replacements)
Aoki Masaru and Tomiko, the Lovable Power Couple(Hajime no Ippo)
These are the only extras appearing in the story other than what's already there at the beginning. It was only a matter of time before DP was able to get a spoiler through the cracks lol
