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Title: Identical

Summary: "You're a dead man, Axe."

Genre: Family/Humor

Pairing: Michael/Fiona

Word Count: 140

Disclaimer: Not mine!

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17) Identical

"So… Which one is which?"

Fiona gave Sam a look. "What?"

Sam nodded to the identical twin boys nestled into their carseats. Fiona had given birth two days ago, and this was the first time Sam was really getting to look at them.

Michael shot Sam a warning look. Fiona had been a bit…hormonal the past few days, and he could see the look in her eyes shift from happiness to fury.

"Sam, I swear to God…"

"What?"

Michael barely had time to react. As Fiona started to lunge at Sam, he managed to get his arms around his little wife.

Sam leaned back. "I just asked a question!"

Michael motioned to his boys. "That's James, and that's Elliot."

"Thank you. Was that so hard?"

Fiona seethed at Sam, but Sam just laughed. "Easy, Tinkerbell."

"You're a dead man, Axe."

The End

A/N: Next up, Michael and Fiona own the night. Thanks for reading, please review, and don't forget to check out that poll on my profile!