"WHAT!?" said the whole of Thunderclan, with the funniest of faces that Willowshine had ever seen on a whole group of cats.
In fact, they were so funny that not only Willowshine but Jayfeather, Firestar, Songpaw and Lionblaze all fell flat on their asses just bursting with laughter. While that was going on, the large group of cats that were sitting there with stunned faces just looked up at the five laughing cats.
"…he...he he…hahaHAHAHAHAHA!" the clan started to laugh and roll around on the ground, which left Willowshine and the others having the same faces that they were just laughing at.
"Umm...hey…hello...HELLO!" Jayfeather kept on raising his voice but he couldn't be heard over the huge laughter within the Clan. She was going to help but then she felt something… something that was getting real annoyed, real fast.
What the hell! She thought before she turned to see a Songpaw, covered in irritation marks and with a dark aura surrounding her.
OH SHIT! Hit the deck, she's gonna blow! She thought as she ducked down pulling Jayfeather, Firestar and Lionblaze down with her.
The first few seconds, there was just the laughter of the bundle of cats that were down there nearly passing out from lack of air
…
but that was only few seconds before all of hell's demons let their voices tear the clearing apart.
"WILL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET JAYFEATHER SPEAK OR DO I NEED TO GO DOWN THEIR AND BREAK ALL YOUR DAMN JAWS!" Songpaw screamed as loud as she could and immediately after she did,
everyone stopped,
turned,
stood still,
and shut up
Now listening to what Jayfeather had to say out of fear of what the little apprentice may have in store.
"There we go, it's all you now Jayfeather." she said with a sweet chuckle.
To Songpaw that was normal, but to Willowshine, this was flip personality at its finest.
Songpaw, just who were the parents of such a mentally unstable kit? Willowshine thought as she let go of the three toms she had dragged down with her.
Jayfeather looked at his apprentice in disbelief but also with approval. He walked to the front and wrapped his tail around Songpaw trying to usher her to the back to the group behind him.
"Well I'll be damned, Songpaw, you really do have one hell of a feisty nature don't ya." He replied smiling at his apprentice, showing his approval towards the young she-cat. She looked up at him and smiled back.
"Well I am the feistiest she-cat around." She replied with a triumphant lift of the head.
"HEY! That's MY apprentice's line, you bitch." Mothwing said trying to slap the apprentice, only to have her paw pass right through her face.
"You know Mothwing; if you were to stop making such a damn fool of yourself trying to hit my mate's apprentice, then maybe I'll actually consider you my mentor's spirit." Willowshine whispered to Mothwing, making sure to only keep the words between themselves.
"Well, back to what we were talking about. I am not blind anymo-" Jayfeather said only to be cut short by an always annoying elder.
Mousefur.
"Oh yeah, I don't see anything different about you. If you really aren't blind, then prove it, you little shit." Mousefur said with a smirk of defiance against this new 'sight'.
Willowshine stopped in her tracks. He did have a plan to prove it…right?
"Umm….. Prove it? Well…." He said trying to come up with something to prove it with. He looked around scanning the area to find a way to prove it… he then smirked when he looked at his brother.
"Umm, bro that's kind of creepy… what are you thinking?" Lionblaze said, confused on why his brother was smiling at him.
"You just gave me a great idea." Jayfeather said with a toothy grin.
"Well you little shit, think of anything that a blind cat can't do yet?" Mousefur pressed.
Jayfeather turned not only to face her, but to jump down and meet with her face a mouse tail distance away and smile a confident grin straight at her graying face.
"Can a blind cat have a sparring match against his asshole of a brother?" he said pointing his tail towards his brother so that he can show who he's talking about. Everyone turned and gasped at what Jayfeather suggested.
whereas Mousefur was the only one laughing her ass off.
"HA! You, against that asshole, he'll send you straight to your little bitch of an apprentice to heal all the broken bones he's gonna give ya." Mousefur stated with a gloating tone of voice.
"You want to go you old hag!" Songpaw yelled down at the insulting elder. She started to leap down towards her only to be stopped by Firestar who, as quick as a lightning strike, grabbed her by the scruff in mid-jump and pulled her back.
"So what's say you, brother?" Jayfeather asked returning his attention to Lionblaze, who looked down at him with a smile.
"You sure you want to do that?" Lionblaze responded with a wide grin and with a raging fire burning in his amber eyes.
"How 'bout we go right here, right now." Jayfeather said showing the same fire within those dark, clear, blue eyes of his.
Lionblaze didn't waste a second in jumping down from the Highledge and into the clearing below. He took a fighters stance which he crouched down as if he was stalking a vole but he swept his tail side to side showing that he was the superior fighter.
Now, this didn't shock Willowshine, what did was the stance that Jayfeather took. He looked exactly like his brother with the same stance and the same tail swipe he was doing. He basically matched Lionblaze to the letter.
Lionblaze started to circle around Jayfeather… which Jayfeather did the same thing. Willowshine heard a few cats riling them up so that one of them would do something. They both circled the clearing a few times before coming to a complete stop… that's when the action started.
Lionblaze lunged towards Jayfeather, going at full sprint to try and tackle him down…which was the complete opposite of what happened.
THUD!
Was all the only sound that was made in the split-second that there was when Lionblaze made contact.
"What the hell!?" Mousefur exclaimed, surprised at what just happened and she wasn't the only one who was. Just before Lionblaze reached him, Jayfeather simply curved around, fast as a Windclan cat, and stuck his tail out and tripped up his brother, sending his face flat into the dirt.
"Howdidyoudothat?!" Lionblaze sputtered, his mouth filled with dust that he spat out repeatedly.
"Oh ho ho, believe me this is just the beginning." Jayfeather replied with a toothy grin as he crept towards his brother and waited till he got up so that this fight could continue.
Willowshine stared down at him in disbelief and thought to herself.
Was it just sight you just wished for… or was it something else?
