Hey guys! Oh my goodness. School starts in 9 days. I'm so nervous...This may come as a shock to you guys, but I'm just starting middle school. Could you guys give me some advice? I'm really nervous but also really excited. I got into Pre-AP, idk if you guys had that in your middle schools, but I know you have AP in high school. Anyways, yeah, due to school starting soon, I will try to post at least every other day, but I can't promise that. I will promise that you'll like this chapter.

Shoutouts:

Lost-In-A-New-World: Yeah, it's pretty sad. Do you think I should bring Anna back?

SylviaHunterOfArtemis: Thanks...and what does asterisk mean?

Giraffesplaycello: Cool, I've never gone camping before. I was supposed to, on the Fourth of July last year...but I've got memories...memories...

Disclaimer: If I owned Percy Jackson, there would be more..ethnicity...No offense mister Riordan. But yeah, I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Enjoy!

Warning: High levels of comedy.

Jason's POV

Wow. I know I'm not one to know much about love, but the fact that Leo actually had someone who loved him, but he never even knew it, was pretty sad.

Piper looked at me. "Poor Leo."

I saw a tear fall down her cheek. I wiped it away with my thumb. I pulled her chin up gently with my hand.

"I know, I know, Pipes, but it's best for him if we keep watching. Then we can be better friends, okay?" I knew that was bothering her. She felt like a horrible friend for doing this, and so did I.

"We'll get through this together, okay?" I said, trying to reassure her.

She nodded, then the next memory started playing.

Luckily, this one was funny.

Leo was in a seat, fidgeting with his hands. He looked 11. He was wearing a pair of slacks, and a white shirt. He was sitting near some other students, some were singing, some were talking, and some were doing warm-ups.

Loud clapping came from outside the curtain.

A voice came over the P.A.

"Next, Leo Valdez, 11, is going to sing."

"SING?!"

We all looked at each other, shocked. It looked like it was a school Talent show so why the heck, out of all things, would he sing?

Leo walked up to the microphone. Then, a familiar song came on.

Leo started tapping his foot, then he started to clap to the beat.

" This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold. This one for them hood girls, them good girls. Straight masterpieces."

He started doing some funny dance moves. His voice was okay, but everybody in the audience was laughing. Not at him, but laughing like you would at comedy.

"Stylin', while in, living it up in the city. Got chunks on with Saint Laurent, gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty. Too hot, hot dang, call the police and the firemen, I'm too hot, hot dang, make a dragon wanna retire man, I'm too hot, hot dang. Say my name, you know who I am, I'm too hot, hot dang. Am I bad about that money, break it down."

Leo winked and did a flip.

"Girls hit you, hallelujah," he sang, and the crowd "Oohed."

"Girls hit you, hallelujah,"

"Ooh!"

"Girls hit you, hallelujah,"

"Ooh!"

"Cause Uptown Funk gonna give it to ya, cause Uptown Funk, gonna give it to ya, Saturday night and we hit the spot, don't believe me just watch, come on!"

Leo started to sway side to side, swinging his arms, and some people in the audience started to do the same.

"Don't believe me just watch! Don't believe me just watch! Hey, hey, hey, oh! Stop, wait a- Ah! What is that?!"

Everybody in the crowd turned to the doorway. A woman dressed in ratty clothes stood there, glaring at Leo. She blew a strand of her brown hair of her face. "You. Are. DEAD!"

Leo nervously grinned. "Good night everybody, remember me when Im gone!"

He dropped the microphone and ran off he stage, and out the back door.

The lady ran after him.

Suprising.

She was wearing high heels.

Piper's POV

"Was that one of his foster mothers?" Percy asked.

Annabeth punched his arm. "Well, no dur!"

" I can't believe I'm saying this but...Leo is actually a good singer!"

Everybody gave Percy a look.

"What?!"

"Annabeth," I said, and she knew what I was talking about.

She punched him on the arm again.

So, yeah, sorry if this is short, but you've got to admit, if you imagine it, it's hilarious. Anyways, I've got nothing else to talk about, the beginning AN took it all. I think from now on, I'm gonna put the important AN stuff at the bottom, so that you can get to the story faster.

Bye!

Icy