Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, and I (Thankfully) do not own Starkit's Prophecy either.
Chapter For StarPaws decids
flamrs ur all satanits! (hehe! Apparently, I'm a Satanist!)
11 anyon who dosent like the stro is a staneist cause StarGIPaw has such a strng conecton with sTarcaln and thats why you dot like it, its cause u do ntlik JEZUS! (So, does spelling Jesus wrong make you less of a 'Satanist' than us?)
"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole." (no! not parole! Death penalty under the charge of extreme Mary-Sueness!)
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow (What happened to your 'molting' orange eyes? Did you find some colourful contact lenses lying about?)
eys and locked arund.
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow. (how exactly do you yellow?)
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd (creepy Graystripe!)
in her er. StarPaw gottedup.
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" (yes! Wipe your dirty paws on Starpaw! It might make your obscenely coloured fur look a bit more normal.)
hE ESked.
"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me." (I never remember that happening! It's bad to lie Starpaw! You should know better!)
"wel then hes jst an idot." (Ummm… I think we are talking to the wrong Graystripe here.)
"StarPaw wok up its tim 4 parole."
StarPaw opnd hr brite reinbow eys and locked arund.
"Omigosh who wus tha!1!1"Sshe yellow.
"Its me GrayStipe" GrayStrip wisperd in her er. StarPaw gottedup.
"Omigosh Graystip what do u want!1 she yelped GrayStrpe locked at hr. "Wll u be my mat" hE ESked.
"OMigosh grayStripe thats so nic!" StarKit scremed. "but FireStar alredy esked me."
"wel then hes jst an idot." (Didn't we just go over all of this?!)
y do u say tha?" yellED STARPaw GayStrip locked at hr meanly. "i dont lik him" sqeakd GrayStripe he locked arund fastly. "hes a mean cat! (yup. Wrong Graystripe. Would someone find Firestar's friend, Graystripe so that he can kick this imposter out?)
"OMIGOSH U MEAN LIKE SCOURG?" STARPAW SHOCKED. (Stop making random, inappropriate references to Scourge!)
"No ur much prtter then sourg" said Graystripe he licked her on the head (woah! Graystripe, it was bad enough you abandoning Silverstream for Millie, but now Starpaw as well! You have a mate and kits!)
I want u to be my mat." he yeleled.
"Well mabey. but what would FireStar say?" she wispereed. GrayStripe locked around agan. "I dont think he wuld mind." said GraStri;e (I would definitely think that over…)
"OMIGOSH SUR THAN!" StarPaww yelleded happly. (yelleded: yelling whilst welding something)
"Wat ar uo ta;kin abut" said FireHert he was walkin up. He locked angrily.
"oh uhhhh nuthin FireStar go back to sleep!" mwled StarPaw hoppin he would leaf so she culd be alon with grayStripe.
"Yah FireStra theres nithing to wory about!" cherrid GrayStrpe but Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be our mate." (Nope! he never said that, he asked her to be your mat. No cause for concern!)
"oh uh yeh. yELLED STARPaw but he didn;t leaf instead he jumped on GrayStripe!1!11
"I Want to be wit her!" said FireHart (Firestar! Having a fight is not an excuse for inexplicably turning back into a warrior!)
attakin GraySriep.
"No I do!" shouted.
"guysys stop fihting you can BOTH be my mats! StarPaw wispered apply like seCert."
"No we can;t do that their can only be 1!11 Howled Firestar. "Otterwies (stop bringing otters into this! They don't deserve to witness such horrible spelling!)
youll chet on us."
"So StarGleam, who will u pik?" giggled GayStipe. (Gaystripe?! GAYstripe?! Pfffft! Best typo Ever!)
How did I do? Please review! Oooh that rhymed! (sorry, Starkit craziness has overtaken me!)