Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, and I (Thankfully) do not own Starkit's Prophecy either.

Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to have a rant here, because Darkroses actually came and started flaming this story, so, here I go. I'm sorry that you have to put up with this, anyone who isn't darkroses, so just bear with me.

To DarkRoses. Firstly, as you keep stating in your chapters of Starkit's prophecy, it is not nice to flame other people's fanfictions, and, much less so, that to spell the reviews so badly that it takes about then minutes to decipher them. If you do find this story so offensive, then why don't you go and tell that to the fifteen or so other people who have written this kind of fanfiction, and go and tell everyone who reads them that they are 'Satanists', as I am sure that some people would find that offensive. Also, yes, I am an atheist, but not in a way that I hate religion, just in a way that I have chosen not to have a faith, and that I respect people who do follow a religion, as that is the life that they have chosen to live, and not the life that I have chosen. Finally, if you are a troll, then, really, you should be happy that your story is so infamous. Good day.

P.S: Satan is not my boyfriend.

Okay! To make up for the rant, a new chapter, and this one is weird!

Chapter Five Untidles (untidles?! Pfft!)

UR OLL JUST SAINTS (Why, Thankyou!)

y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again (Can I tell you something else that would make your life so much more enjoyable too? Spellcheck.)

StarPaw sad "I..i….." she was so foncusded! Thes to cats hard asked her to b there mates an wht was she supops to do? They we beoth handsome and althing, but bot had matss! Nhd she luvved them both! FirstAr wus so kind and he oviusly likked her allot. GayStirpe was so funny and col. (and they both have mates already, so paws off, Starpaw!)

"!" (and how exactly do you say '!')

said StarPaw ass (Pffft!)

she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# she culdnt choss!

She run and ran and run til ur paws her hurtinged. Hen she rrellized she corsed the broader. Oih no she thugh Shadowclan will get me. "wut are you ding here?" sd BalkStar s he waked up.

"I'm sorry!" mewoed StarKit I didn't men too!'

That's ok" sed blackStar. "no wons perfeck.""no that's not true." Said StarPaw, offed. "StarClan is.""Waht do you mena?" wemed (Wemed?)

BlackStar.

"well the give us all this halpand stuff" said Starpaw. "without them we wold be lust." (does this person even know what they are writing?!)

She said.

"I gess that's ter " balkcStar said, "besid I didn't relly mean that neway.

"o really why?" said starpaw. "becus yo are."

'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle (I am seriously concerned about what that means.)

her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?" (I hope that DarkRoses didn't mean what I'm thinking right now!)

"e—" BlakStar started too expaln, but, StarPw wass to quick

"no" she Sid "I don't doned another tom after me!" "I got enog porbelms arigt now anywy!

"but yor pahfect." Said Blackstar. "you betted me in badle (you betted me in a bagel? O_O)

you HAVE TO BE "

"NO!" shitted (Oh my great starclan! *Tries desperately not to laugh* HAHAHA!)

SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. (And so begins the Redundant department of Redundancy.)

'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb (What is this strange 'Starcalnb'?)

help me….!

Review!

(Oh and, by the way, RolePlayMaster (My brother), that review is almost as crazy as this story. I don't think anyone has ever said 'Butter' so many times in one sentence. Ever.)