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Hi! Storm here with the latest installation of Starkit's Prophecy! Enjoy!
Chapter Six Desions,
STUP GLAMING!11! (I'm sorry! I'm just naturally glamorous!)
IF YOU'R AN FLAM,E YOUR A STNITS AND WIL BUN IN HEIKL! (Oh no! not heikl!)
LASTEST TIEM ON STARKITS PROPEHY:;
"NO!" shitted (pffft!)
SarPaw Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me….!" (wasn't this all in the last chapter? Do we really have to endure it twice!?)
Afert tat StrPaw walkde thru the frost. (Get frostbite! Get frostbite!)
She wus so depresedded! (Yes you are depresededed, because there are too many 'ed's in that word!)
Hu was seh sapost to pik?/?/ Then she saw JayFethre cumin thru the forst tords her.
"JayFeathr im soooo confusedd wat do i do she yelled their are three toms atref me! TREEEEEE!1!1 (It is now considered perfectly normal to yell 'tree' at randomly inappropriate times. TREEE!)
i know" sed jayFethr he locked happy. "thats good four you it menzz that p[eo[le like uo. he told he smilling.
"NO NUT I LUV ALL OF THEM" (Yes. You love them all, yet two have mates, and only a day or so ago, you beat the other one up. Go figure.)
sed StarPaw back waling upst. "I DON'T KNO WHO TO [ICK!1!1"
"wel ten let me tel yo a stor.y said JayFeathern and he sat don. Onceu pon a tiem there were afew cats that I licked." (Jayfeather, licking cats scares them. You should know that!)
"hu where they sad StarPaw snifing.
"theyre names were DawnSpark;e and... Stick/ (let's just say I'd rather support Jayfeather/stick than Jayfeather/Dawnsparkle!)
saud JayFeather.
"OMG STICK wispred StarPaw "YOU WHERE IN LUV WITH A STICK? She culdnt belief it. After al this tim she finds out that her fathe loved a sTICK. SHE GAPD IN SHOC.
"Wat did you do? she esked thoug cuase she was crios.
Wel I culdn have kids with a stcik now culd i?" said JayPaw and he locked confuded. LIKE HE DIDN;T EVN KNO SHE WAS GNNA ASK THt qestn. (yes. This is because it was so stupidly obvious what he did. He dumped poor stick for a weirdo Shadowclan cat with a stupid name. hence, Starpaw, why you are alive. If it was only to prevent your mary-sueish existence, I would begin to ship JayXstick.)
"sO YOU WENT WITH DAWNSPARKLE INSTD! YELLED STARpaw locking vry happi. "but that doesn;t help me what am I spost to do?/?
"Folo youre hart said Jayfeahr. "Who do yo want to be wit/"
Hmm StarPaw taught for a secund. FireStar!" (Hello! He already has a mate! Go and become mates with Berrynose or something. You are both as annoying as each other! I apologise now to any Berrynose fans, if there is such a thing, but it is the truth.)
she yelldd and then run of to tel him that she ;oved him (And Storm the Osprey picked her up, dumped her in the lake, and nobody had to endure her extreme mary-sueness again! The end! I wish. Only about twenty-something more chapters to endure…)
NO FLAMSE!1!12!1! (Okay! No flamse, but lots of flames!)
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Storm!