A/N: ugh, I'm soooo tired. I hate and love Highschool soccer. I love to play, but geez! Why is there so much sprints!? Oh well, 5 miles weren't so bad I guess
I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! I feel like the more the story progresses, the better my writing is getting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans. If I did, then holy crap we would be turning up at how much fun I could have.
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Chapter 15: Trouble making spies
The neighborhood was nice. The houses lined the block quite evenly and every grass was a healthy shade of green. The houses were a large building that was usually a white or beige shade, and the owners of the homes were usually rich and high in class.
Kori's home rested on a nice green lawn with a small garden in front. The house was a large two-story home that had a small balcony on the front side. The beige colored home had most of the lights turned off, but one at the top story glowed. Inside was Kori's room and inside, the girls all hung out.
Kori's room was a light purple place. There was a large plush bed that was covered in lime green sheets and the carpet was a light pearl cream color. There was a glass desk in the corner with a computer, a couple of glow in the dark stars that covered the wall, a dresser with a large flat screen TV at the front, and a pink lamp on a bed side table.
In the room sat Kori, Rachel, Karen, a slightly swollen Jade, Jenn, and Artemis. Kori sat cross legged on her bed with Artemis and Karen. Rachel sat on the floor with Jenn and Jade, who laid on her side softly.
Karen stood up and stretched a bit. She turned to the girls who were all calmly looking around the room since they had just gotten here. Karen propped a hand on her black silk pajama pants and pulled at a strap of her yellow undershirt. "So, what should we do?"
Rachel, who was in a black hoodie and dark purple shorts, yawned. "We could just read quietly and fall asleep."
"Rachel!" Artemis yelled. The blonde threw a licorice she had been eating at her. "This is a sleep over, not book club! C'mon, we should do something fun!"
"Like what? Gossip?" Rachel claimed sarcastically. Jenn clasped her hands excitedly and squealed.
"Thats a great idea Rachel!"
Rachel rolled her eyes and sighed. Figures.
Kori and Artemis dismounted the bed and crawled to the ground. Karen joined the group so now every girl sat huddled about the room.
"Ooh! Ooh! Wait a second! Karen, can you come help me with something real quick?" Kori asked. Karen smiled at her.
"Sure girl. What is it?"
"Just come with me in the kitchen to grab some snacks real quick." Kori answered. Karen shrugged and the two girls left.
Once the two girls had departed, Jenn leaned into the circle and wiggled her eyebrows. "So... anything exciting happen since I went to rehab?"
"I don't live with my dad anymore." Rachel droned with a sour tone. Jenn looked at her with wide eyes.
"What happened? Are you okay?"
Rachel smiled at her friend softly. "I'm fine. He wasn't the best father. End of story. I was lucky enough to have great friends, so I now live with Kori."
"That's Rachel's way of saying she loves us." Jade whispered to Jenn.
"So if you don't mind me pestering, what exactly happened?" Jenn asked quietly.
"Her dad was arrested because he was an asshole. He threatened us with a gun, but we called the cops on him after we knocked him out. Rachel didn't feel like dealing with all of the legal issues so when the cops questioned us, I told them that the guy was a drunk and ended up wrecking the place and knocking himself unconscious by falling. They didn't question us either because he had consumed a bunch of alcohol that day." Artemis summed up. Jenn looked on amazed while Rachel silently high fived Artemis for explaining.
After about a minute of silence, Jenn finally spoke.
"Damn... I missed a lot then. I'm glad you guys are okay."
"Meh, it's fine." Jade waved off with a dismissive wave.
"WE'RE BACK!" Karen and Kori yelled in unison. The two girls walked in holding a large pack of sprite, a big bowl filled with popcorn, a jar full of strawberry licorice, and a massive box of Hershey chocolate.
"Food!" Jenn yelled excitedly. She stood up quickly and snatched a can of soda and a handful of popcorn before running back to her seat. Artemis laughed at her.
"Geez Jenn, you almost looked like Wally when you saw the food." Artemis joked. Jenn stopped in mid bite with a mouthful of popcorn and gulped.
Turning to Artemis, she smirked and said,"Yeah, but unlike me, Wally would have stolen the whole bowl."
"Pfft, more like all the food." Rachel joked. Everyone laughed at her and began to circle up.
"Hey guys, guess what?" Jade said after the laughter had died down. Everyone looked at her and she smiled fondly and rubbed her stomach. "Theres only 6 more months until we meet this little one."
"Holy crap! Geez, you're already 3 months?!" Karen said choking on her soda. Jade nodded proudly.
"Mm-hmm. Roy said if it's a boy then we'll name it Roy Jr." Jade giggled. Artemis snorted at her sister.
"Roy Jr.? How creative."
"I think if it's a boy it should be named Joseph or John, or maybe Jacob." Jenn said happily. She put a licorice in her mouth and watched as Rachel looked at her with a raised eyebrow.
"What's up with you and the letter J? Is it because that starts with your name or something?" Rachel inquired. Jenn shrugged.
"Probably."
"Well, if it's a girl, what do you think you're going to name it?" Karen interrupted. Jade glanced at her sister and smiled.
"I was actually thinking Lian. Lian Harper."
"Lian? My middle name?" Artemis asked surprised. Jade smiled and shrugged at her younger sibling.
"Why not? Does it make you feel awkward or something?" Jade asked. Artemis began to hastily clarify.
"No! No! Just- I'm surprised. Do I really mean that much to you?"
Jade hugged her sister and grinned. "Of course you do. You're my sister and I'm so glad I met you. You have no idea how much you've helped me out and I want you to know that I love you."
Artemis pulled back a bit to see a genuine smile on her sisters face. Artemis felt a tear brim her eye and she sniffed before pulling Jade into a tighter embrace. "And I love you too. I'll kick anybody's ass who hurts you or our family."
Jade let out a sigh and rested her head on Artemis's shoulder. "Me too sis. Me too."
Artemis pulled back and patted Jades stomach lightly. She smiled at it and began to gently rub it with her thumb. "I can't wait to meet my new niece or nephew. I love that you'll name it Lian if it's a girl. I feel proud."
"AWWWWW!" Kori, Jenn, and Karen cooed as they gushed over the scene. Rachel smiled fondly in the background, as she preferred to not make such girly noises.
"Oh shut it you guys!" Jade yelled in a joking manner. Everyone began to laugh at her until Jenn gasped sharply. The girls glanced at Jenn's way to see her clutching her chest dramatically.
"Are you okay Jenn?" Kori asked with her words lacing with concern. Jenn shook her head and looked at everyone.
"GIRLS! HOMECOMING IS NEXT FREAKING WEEK!"
"So?" Rachel and Artemis asked.
"So? SO! It's homecoming! Why aren't you guys freaking out?!" Jenn screamed. Artemis and Rachel looked at each other before shrugging.
"It's just a dance." Rachel monotoned.
"Yeah, but you have grass stain as your date." Karen purred. Rachel blushed red and tightened her hoodie.
Crossing her arms, Rachel replied,"He's not my boyfriend."
"Riiigghhtttt..." Jade stretched off sarcastically. Rachel glared at her and scoffed.
"So, I'm tired of this gossiping thing. Don't get me wrong, it's fun and all, but let's do something else." Artemis said with a yawn. Kori shrugged.
"Sure, what do you guys want to do?" Kori asked.
Jade and Artemis exchanged a glance and if they had some telepathic link, they both smirked and said,"Let's prank Koma."
"Oh, no, no, no, absolutely not. She would kill me!" Kori cried. Artemis and Jade snorted.
"Pfft, I'd like to see her try and kill me." Jade said with a roll of her eyes.
"C'mon Kori! It will be fun to prank the little witch!" Jenn claimed.
"I don't know..."
"Kori. Remember that time Koma pushed you down the stairs?" Rachel droned. Kori chewed her lip.
"Yes, but-"
"And the time she bullied you in elementary school?"
"Yeah-"
"And how she always tells her friends that you're the biggest bitch ever and how's she's the most crudest girl alive?"
"Okay! Enough! You guys are right, I'm done with Koma's shit!" Kori yelled now angry. Everyone looked on with wide eyes as Kori stomped out of the room.
"Oh crap." Jade muttered. Artemis looked at her slightly alarmed.
"What? What's going on?" Artemis asked. Jade began to get up with everyone else who ran out the room. Jade looked at Artemis and smirked at her.
"Sis you are about to see one of the rarest things in the universe."Jade said expectantly. Artemis rose an eyebrow and stood up.
"What?"
"Kori being evil."
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Kori stood above her sleeping sister with a pair of scissors in her hand. She felt her blood boil, and her hands clench the scissors tightly. The doorway to Koma's room was cracked open and watching from afar was Karen, Rachel, Jenn and a now joining Jade and Artemis.
"Holy shit." Jenn breathed.
The girls watched with wide eyes as Kori grabbed a piece of her sisters hair and dropped it quickly. Turning to the girls, she sighed.
"Girls I can't do this. I can't stoop down to Koma's level. If I did, then I wouldn't be any better then her."
"Pfft, I can stoop to her level for a minute or two." Rachel growled. Jenn hooted from the doorway as Rachel snatched the scissors from Kori and walked over to Koma. Kori looked on with wide eyes when Rachel pulled up Koma's long ponytail and placed the scissors into it.
"I am so recording this." Karen mumbled. Jade nodded and pulled out her phone along with Karen and began to record.
Rachel smirked their way before with one cut, Koma's long beautiful hair was now ten inches shorter. Rachel held up the strands of hair in pride while the girls cheered.
Koma had gotten a taste of her own medicine.
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The girls all rushed back to the room in a giggling swarm. Everyone patted Rachel on the back and Kori couldn't help, but feel smug at the prank.
"Woah girl, you're crazy!" Karen whooped. Rachel shrugged, but couldn't hide her smile.
"Yeah, I know."
"So what do you girls want to do now?" Jenn slyly asked. Kori looked at the ground and picked up the bowl of popcorn from the floor. Karen noticing her lead, walked over to the TV stand and picked up a movie.
Karen turned to the girls and smirked. "Ladies!" She called. The girls looked at her as she held up the movie proudly. "Who wants to watch The Vowel?"
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"Bum! Bum! Bum!" Wally whispered quietly to himself. The boys all ran across a block that was a street beside Kori's house. Wally ran quickly across the street where the boys stood, and rolled into a bush.
"Wally, what the hell are you doing?" Roy asked. Wally poked his head from the shrub and put a finger to his mouth.
"Shhh! Roy! We're trying to spy!" Wally whispered loudly. Dick turned to him and smacked the back of his head
"Ouch! Boss what was that for?!"
"Wally, we're not even on Kori's street yet. Why on Earth are you rolling around people's yards?" Dick asked. Wally stood from the bush and removed a stick from his hair.
"Because Dick, I'm not Wally right now. I'm James." Wally deemed proudly.
Victor and Gar scoffed at him. "James?" Gar asked. Wally turned to him and fired an imaginary gun.
"The names James. James Bond."
"Oh shut up and c'mon already." Connor groaned. He pinched the back of Wally's ears and began to drag him while he protested.
"Let go supes! Okay that hurts! Ow, ow, ow, ow..."
After about ten minutes of Wally hissing things at Connor, the boys had finally reached the girls room. They all stood at the front of Kori's house and looked on at the top floor where the girls resided.
"Dudes! What do we do now?!" Gar asked annoyed.
Victor shrugged. "Don't know man."
"Let's back up so we can find a way to see them." Garth suggested.
"Yeah, cause somebody forgot to tell us that Kori lived on the second story!" Wally yelled with narrowed eyes aimed at Dick.
Dick rose an eyebrow at him and scoffed. "Wally, you've been to her house before! How can you forget that she lives on the top floor?!"
"Pfft, I have other priorities then stocking your girlfriend Dick." Wally scoffed.
Connor rolled his eyes and walked by the two saying,"Like what? Stocking Artemis?"
"Hey! I do not stock her! I simply run by her house on occasions."
"Yeah, and each time you make sure you're shirtless too." Connor returned. Gar and the boys snickered at his aghast face.
"Whatever dude. I have a nice body, and I like to show it off. Feel free to judge my sexiness, cause I'm not ashamed!" Wally yelled as he motioned to his body.
"Shut up!" Garth yelled. "We need to stay quiet or else they might hear us!"
"Yeah, cause yelling for us to shut up is going to make us sound quieter." Roy muttered sarcastically. Garth glared at him from afar.
"Shut up fish eater." Garth growled. Gar snorted at him.
"At least he doesn't murder animals like Victor!" Gar yelled. Victor looked at him and crossed his large arms.
"It's not my fault that bacon taste so good." Victor shrugged. Wally silently high fived him for the statement and walked back with Dick.
"Meat eater!"
"Tofu lover!"
"Murderer!"
"Your damn right I'm a murderer! I prefer my victims extra crispy rather then original!"
"Shit, Vic made me crave some fried chicken now." Wally mummered over the boys bickering. Dick looked at his friend in disbelief and waved his arms dramatically to try and extinguish the argument.
"Guys, we need to shut up! There's two windows in Kori's room, okay? There's a large oak tree close to it, so if we climb high enough then we can all see what the girls are doing." Dick explained. Everyone paused at the idea before slowly nodding. This might actually work.
"See, I knew we picked Dickie-boy to be our leader for a reason!" Wally exclaimed, clasping a hand on Dick's shoulder.
"Wait a second. How do you know so much about Kori's room? Cause if you two are getting frisky then-" Roy began with narrowed eyes. Dick scoffed at him.
"I wouldn't do that to Kori, and seriously Roy? You're going to try and give me a safe sex lesson when you're the one who got you're girlfriend pregnant?" Dick countered.
"Burn dude!" Gar yelled before laughing. Everyone chuckled slightly and began to walk towards the tree Dick had talked about.
Connor helped Roy and Garth up then saw Gar climb the tree as if he was a monkey. Victor barely made the climb to the top, and when Dick arrived, he leaped and moved so agile up the tree you would've though he was trained for climbing things and flipping. Oh yeah, he was.
"Show off." Connor grumbled as he hoisted himself up after Wally.
When every boy climbed the tree, they all came to a halt. Dick was feeling a little frisky at the sight of his girlfriend, Roy couldn't breathe properly, Connor almost fell out of the tree, Victor went wide eyed, Gar nearly passed out, Garth choked on his breath, and Wally summed up what everyone saw in one glorious sentence.
"Oh my fuck..."
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~10 minutes earlier~
"Why?! Why didn't she remember that he loved her?!" Jenn cried as the movie ended. Karen blew her nose loudly in a tissue and passed the box over to a crying Jade.
"I know! How do you forget a man that hot is your boyfriend?!" Kori exclaimed. Artemis nodded.
"Amen. How do you forget a hunk like that?"
"Mm-hmm." The girls nodded in unison.
Karen stood up and stretched from where she was laying on the ground. Rachel yawned and walked over to the TV and turned it off. After the TV was off, the girls sat quietly in the room. Hey, after all they had just seen a sad movie.
Kori stood up a minute later and arched her back. She smiled at the girls and looked over at the window.
"Have any of y'all see the moon tonight? It's huge! I mean you can see it really good through the balcony." Kori chirped. Rachel smirked at her.
"Y'know you're really into stars and space, right?"
Kori shrugged at her with a smile. "Not my fault there so pretty."
"Yeah, yeah, space, shmase. Let's look at the moon! Maybe if we're lucky enough a hot wearwolf will come take us far away from this horrid land!" Jenn cried dramatically. The girls giggled at her and Rachel snorted.
"I'm not into that romantic stuff, but I wouldn't mind be tooken away from school. I hate homework."
Artemis laughed at her as the other girls all began to walk towards the balcony. "Who doesn't hate homework Rachel? It's work you have to do at home! Clearly the inventor of homework didn't like kids."
"True, true." Karen agreed enthusiastically. The three girls stepped outside to see Kori, Jade, and Jenn pausing. They were silent and were extremely still.
"What are y'all-"
"Shh. Listen guys." Kori whispered. Rachel and the two other girls quieted down to hear a distant yell.
"Shut up! We need to stay quiet or else they might hear us!"
The girls looked around at each other in disbelief.
"Was that Garth?" Jenn asked silently.
Rachel slowly nodded as they grew silent again. The more they stayed silent, the more of the boys mummering began to get louder. Then from Kori's balcony, they saw the group of guys across the front yard.
"Meat eater!"
"Tofu lover!"
"Murderer!"
"Your damn right I'm a murderer! I prefer my victims extra crispy rather then original!"
"They're trying to spy on us!" Karen yelled angrily as she spotted them coming closer. The girls all shared angry glances and left the balcony.
"Well, if they're trying to spy on us, what do you say we give these boys a little show?" Jade suggested mischievously.
"How so?" Jenn inquired.
"Oh y'know..." Jade began. "Boys usually think us girls are doing something stupid. Like practicing kissing or pillow fighting naked and stuff like that. I know, the pevertive mind of a hormonal boy, right? Well, let's prank them. We'll pretend to be something proactive then scare the shit out of them."
The girls all seemed to consider this. Rachel finally shrugged and put her hand up."I'm in. If it scares the living shit out of someone then I want to be a part of it."
"Me too." Jenn agreed.
"So am I." Kori claimed.
"Totally." Karen smirked.
"Sure, I'll get a kick out of it." Artemis laughed.
The girls all settled down on the floor. Jade began to explain the plan. The girls were to do something dumb. Each girl took off the pair of loose pants they were wearing and put on a pair of girl boxers. Their long legs were now exposed making the scene look more convincing. Next, the girls had to all wear a spaghetti strapped shirts that would show off all of their ample chests and make the scene look more real. Once they looked the part, they could now play the character.
What did guys think girls did? Something completely ridiculous. Now the girls acted completely ridiculous. They all held a can of silly string and sprayed each other running around the room giggling. Kori sprayed Rachel's hair and made her squeal. They all laughed and looked the part waiting for the signal. Kori ran into Artemis on purpose and the two girls tumbled into each other laughing madly. Soon all the girls fell to the floor, making it all look more realistic. This way, the boys peeking from the tree were oblivious to the girls army crawling towards the window.
"Where'd they go?" Wally whispered when the girls hadn't popped up.
"YOU BASTIRDS!" Jade screamed loudly popping up. All the other girls began to pop up and throw their cans of silly string at the surprised guys who were incredibly caught off guard.
"EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!" Wally yelled standing up on the unsupportive branch. Bracing to jump, Dick screamed.
"WALLY NO-"
"AHHHH!" All the guys screamed as the branch crashed to the ground. All the guys were breathless from the impact and groaned from the pain. They splayed around the lawn in separate awkward positions.
"You know for a lawn so grassy, you would've thought there would've been a better landing then this." Wally groaned.
An echoing door slam alerted the boys of their certain dooms. Each girl stomped over to the boys now wearing pants. Kori huffed at her boyfriend who gave a nervous smile.
"Richard. Why were you boys trying to spy on us?"
Dick offered up a cheeky smile. "Cause we love you and wanted to see you guys?"
"You can see my foot up your ass if you want." Karen growled.
"Okay, okay, I know we messed up, but that was just rude!" Wally yelled. At that moment, Rachel 'accidentally' stood on Wally's hand.
"Ow!"
All the guys looked at the girls and offered sad smiles. Victor coughed and looked up at his girlfriends firery brown eyes. "So um, I take it that we're in trouble?"
"Oh, big time."
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Yay! I updated LDH! Are you guys happy? I'm happy! Also next chapter we get to see how the boys ask the girls to homecoming, but will there be drama? Is that even a question! Sorry for not updating so soon! I've had to update other stories and stuff. Plus school and junk. Grrr!
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