Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, and I (Thankfully) do not own Starkit's Prophecy either.
Okay, Darkroses reviewed again, so… rant time I'm afraid…
To Darkroses,
If you truly were just messing around with this fanfiction, then why would you be so bothered about me and so many other people simply expressing our honest opinions on it? Also, you can't simply just tell me all these things. If you want to have a go at me for being 'mean', then you need to say the same things to all the other twenty or so people who are creating this sort of thing. Also, seeing as you used almost perfect grammar and spelling in your review, you have either taken a dramatic change, or are just proving the fact that this is indeed a trollfic. If it is a trollfic, I congratulate you. Not many people can make one so famous!
Sincerely, Storm.
Now that that's over… Starkit/paw/gleam/glemma Time!
Catter 1 The Fiht Aganst the Sitters (oh well! This should be simple! They're all sitting down!) 1
"Oh nose (so, you're in a battle, and all you can think of is your nose?! Get your priorities right!)
!" yellded StarPaw she wus so horrorifed. "LakePaool is buck and seh is NUT OKA!"
"Of coarse im not okay!" LakeFall screchemd (Screeched+Screamed= Screchmed)
loadly she issed at StarGlame. "I'm being posesd by HolyLeaf wut do you THINK!" she yelddl (on my first glance, I seriously thought this said yodelled!)
and hulrd hesselv at StarPaw. StarGlme was so surpissed she culdn;t mofe
Then... "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was... (insert unnecessary ellipsis…)
REDPAW! Redpaw runnth over to StarPaw and jumped in font of herr and LakePolawm hit her insta.
"Nuu Redpaw!" chked StarGlamea and she locked at RedPaw. "RedOaw are yu okayo?" she esked upsed. RedPaw cughed. "No im not but at leaat I sawed yuour lif! she sed and then he did. (he did…? Did what?!)
StarFlame locked at RedPaw she (I could swear Redpaw was a 'he' in the last sentence…)
wus so buttifly then StarGleam shock her hud. "No Im STRREET!" she taught madly. "but now what do we dao agant LakePaw!" she lucked up. LakePaw was runnen toward Loinblzx and she was WIDESPED! (Translations anyone?!)
"NOWWWWWWW LIonHEAR!" wisprd StarGalem and she ran towed LionBlaze and she hit LakePaw, who did to.
"StarGlame I will get u for thiss11 sed LakePaw as SatinClaw (I don't remember satinclaw from the alliances…)
drag away to hellClan. He waswerng oink naie Polish. (well, any cat called Satinclaw would! It must be very inconvenient to have satin claws now to think of it…)
then StarGlame stinted to crry as she realed that her sitter ass (Pfft… she said ass…*immature giggles*) ded.
"you killd my Subjt!" (Woah… slow down Stargleam! You Aren't queen, so you do NOT have subjects!)
HolyLeaf rared turng back in a bare. "Ilus get you for thi!" she saud and then she rudhed at StarPlame. "Oh o!" yelld every1 "tarPaw got our of the Way!"
Tim semd to slow danw as StarPawlem run awy from the bare. But she ran left into... TIGGERSTAR!" (Oh NO! not Tiggerstar!)
"Fuhrstar! yellded a TiggerStraw. "You ar gong to did now!" And he held out... SOME JEW! (Tiggerstar… put the Jew down…)
"Omg jyew!" elld FamePaw she locked at the yew. "But it wooden work becas thers a lizded on it." They all locked at the lizard. It wus a newt. The nwt ran away. (random newt interlude…)
"... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled FamePaw. "Now the yew is gunna wkr!
"Ete the yew!" sadi TiggerStar he thirst it at StarGlame StarGleam baked away. "You're never get moi to ete it!" she esked and then she held "YOUE NEVER TOOK ME ALIV!"
"are you so sur?" aksed TigerClar and then he lung at StarGlema and grabed (YES! Kill her! Get it over with!)
her and ran away. (Noo! You should have killed her and her mary-sueness whilst you had the chance!)
"Youl never cathg me!1111 he laght meanly. "Im gong to Shadowcaln! And then he luf. (Shadowclan, you have my uttermost pity.)
Guyx I ben working relly hard on this wile I was gon. im sor'ry for the wait. Revew betetr and ill updat mor quick (Oh. My. Starclan. She actually didn't tell us not to flamm! *faints in surprise*)
Hope you enjoyed, and please review! (Darkroses, this excludes you)
Storm