I am going to give everyone a fair warning. This chapter, in my opinion, borderlines on the T/M border. Read at your own discretion.

Merida and Joseph looked at each other to shocked to say anything. Never in the week that Joseph had been here they had even thought about doing… that again. Sure Merida was hoping for this, kind of but she wished she could actually remember it, as well as not put his relationship with Elsa into even more jeopardy that it already was. Well beggars cant be choosers can they. Merida's mouth dropped open.

"Joseph…" she whispered. Her voice filled with dread. Joseph looked away, pulling the covers away. He was shirtless, but thankfully he was still wearing his pants. He stood up going to the wall. He pounded on in with his fists. The night was such a blur after that third drink that he could remember anything. The last thing he even could remember was Merida climbing onto his lap. Other than that, nothing. He gave a muffled groan (he didn't want to attract attention) he couldn't believe it. Had he… cheated? The word itself made him feel dirty. He would never. He promised that he would never hurt Elsa, but here he was unable to remember if he actually did have a night of intimacy with Merida while he was intoxicated or not. He sank to the floor, weeping. Merida watched him momentarily, before pulling the covers off her self. Her eyes widened when she saw herself. She was wearing only shirt! She looked around the room. Her pants… they were gone! She blushed heavily, before carefully peaking under the shirt. She sighed in relief. Her underwear was still on.

Of course, that didn't answer the question. Did they cheat last night? Merida wished she hadn't had that drink last night. It really hadn't been a good idea. She had forgotten how easy it was to even get drunk in the first place. Her tolerance was not what it used to be.

Not that she was proud of it. Besides right now she had much bigger things to worry about. Namely seeing if they could find out what had happened last night. She slipped out of bed, walking to Joseph, who was still weeping. She got on her knees, wrapping her arms around him "I'm sorry." She whispered tears in her eyes. Joseph leaned into her embrace wrapping his arms around her and crying into her torso. He stopped caring. Besides Merida honestly didn't mind. They had done it before, so him touching her wasn't an issue.

The two just stayed that way for a while. Joseph just cried, while Merida held him close. Sure, it was not exactly ideal, but both were concerned.

Joseph's lip quivered "how am I ever going to explain this?" he moaned in despair. Merida shook her head "I can tell her I got you drunk and took advantage of you." She offered.

Joseph pulled away, giving Merida a glare "Merida, I know Elsa doesn't like you, but don't ask me to throw you under the bus." He said "we don't even know if we were in bed last night."

Merida tugged at the shirt she was wearing "I'm wearing no pants and a shirt. What are we supposed to think happened last night." She said

Joseph stood up "I don't know." He said his voice strained 'but I am not just going to sit here and wait by finding out if your pregnant again!" he snapped at her. Merida didn't even flinch. She stood up glaring at him "what do you expect me to do? Sit here and sulk?" no we are going to find this out together!"

A very loud scream resonated from down stairs, causing them to jump. They quickly ran down stairs and into the living room, where they stopped dead in their tracks horrified by the sight before them.

The entire floor, looked like a warzone. Bottles were everywhere pillows tossed on the floor, and even entire furniture was not where it was supposed to be. Was that Merida's pants on the floor? And Joseph's shirt? There was something on the wall that looked like chocolate. Ok seriously what the heck could have happened last night? Because this looked less like a drunken party and more like an atomic bomb hit the place. How this had even been accomplished was a different question entirely. But for now they had to face the wrath of Elinor, who had been looking at the mess with the most horrifying eyes that the world would never see. She turned to look at the two, giving them the look of nightmares. "What did you DO!" she screeched, stomping up to them with death in her eyes.

Merida shivered. She was just glad her mother wasn't wondering why she was wearing only her shirt.

Joseph shrugged once again, not even intimidated by Elinor "we got drunk." He said truthfully.

Merida looked at him her mouth dropping open. He just signed their death warrants. Sent them of to the incinerator. If there was one thing Elinor hated, it was alcohol. It wasn't just that you could get drunk. She wanted to eviscerate it from existence. It was that bad. Not to mention, finding out her daughter and her ex lover was responsible. A stab wound would be less painful. Merida gulped. She turned back to her mother, who was heaving. "You… You.. You… Merida! Why are you not wearing any pants!" she screeched, pointing at Merida, who was still wearing her shirt.

Wow. Elinor sure knows how to keep her priorities straight. Merida blushed "I can't tell you mom.. I can't remember what happened last night."

Elinor glanced at Joseph, who shrugged in response. "I'm with her on this one, there isn't anything we can tell you."

Elinor, rubbed her forehead. She thought she was done with childish acts, at least from her child. She would never have believed that even drunk, Merida could accomplish this in the span of a few hours without managing to wake up the entire house.. But either way, Elinor just needed to sort out this mess in a way that didn't involving killing her daughter's ex boyfriend (she never would hurt her daughter). She groaned "Maudie!" she screeched, causing the maid to appear. "Call the extended cleaning services, we need to get this cleaned up!"

Much later the entire family was sitting in the living room, staring at Joseph and Merida. The triplets were looking at a camera for god knows what reason, but they were staring at a camera in their hands, while the other adults were watching a kids movie with Kelly who was happily playing on the floor.

Merida kept glancing at her brothers, were looking at something on the camera. They looked at Merida, looking quite disgusted, then handed her the Camera. She was thankfully (or maybe unfortunately), sitting right next to them, so she was able top peak a glance at the camera. And the first thing she saw wasn't pretty. It was a picture still from a video of her and Joseph kissing rather passionately on the couch… with Merida pants less and Joseph shirtless. She blanched, snatching the Camera from her brothers and quickly said, "Excuse me. I need to use the ladies room" and ran from the room. She raced into an empty room, slamming the door shut, locking it and collapsing on the floor. The video…. It looked like it was taken from multiple hidden Cameras in the living room, no doubt set up by her brothers (they had mentioned a school project), at what point though, did it seem like a good idea to keep the footage. Judging by their reaction, they hadn't watched the video, but what they saw must have shocked them.. Pressing the start button she watched the video from the beginning.

Merida was sitting on Josephs lap, kissing him rather passionately on the chair in the kitchen, his hand up her shirt and hers rubbing his torso. She was leaning against the table, her legs wrapped around his waist, the two moaning like there was no tomorrow. "Joseph please…" she whispered. Joseph moved his lips to her neck gently biting it. Merida gasped, feeling the pain and pleasure course through her lust filled body. Joseph stood up, carrying Merida over to the living room, placing her on the couch where the family would later sit on.

Merida blanched pausing the video. What the heck were her brothers thinking? They should have deleted this at the first second! The thumbnail alone was a red flag. However she hoped there was more to the video (not this!) because her brothers weren't going to be watching this!

Shivering she continued the video

Merida was on the couch, lying on top of Joseph kissing him rather passionately. Oh how it had been so long since she had done this. She gently rubbed her head into josephs neck, before kissing his cheek and moving to his lips. She felt Joseph's hands slid down her curves, causing her to shiver

Joseph rolled over, getting on top. Merida grinned, giving her lover a predatory gaze.. she leaned forward and whispered in his ear. "Take it off."

Joseph grinned back. God even in his drunken stupor he looked amazing to Merida. He then undid the button of her pants. Not even waiting for him to finish, Merida turned back over, grabbing his shirt and ripping it off. She then reached up and grabbed him wrapping her arms around his back and pulling him down. her nails racked in his back and he kissed her passionately, Merida moaning into the kiss. She pulled away "Joseph… she moaned.

"Elsa.." he whispered.

Merida gasped. What the… he was so drunk he thought that she was Elsa? Of all the things, she could ever think of., this kind of fantasy was just… odd. Well at least he was drunk enough not to realize what was going on. But Merida knew that she probably wouldn't handle that very well.

Merida froze, stopping in her passionate session. She looked up at her lover, giving him a glare. "Excuse me!" she growled.

Joseph just gave her a grin "Elsa"

Merida kicked him in the stomach, causing him to push the couch on its side. She stood up. her pants falling to the floor, leaving her only ion her shirt. She stomped back to the kitchen, grabbing a bottle and some syrup. She came back with a glare in her eye that screamed murder

"I'm going to kill you then make a chocolate statue of you that says, "I love Merida"

she screeched. Joseph, despite being drunk, teetered to his feet and managed to run in the opposite direction Merida through the bottle at him, which shattered as it the pillar that Joseph ran behind. She heard him laugh. "Got to be quicker than that!" he teased. Merida opened the chocolate syrup and chugged some of it, before rushing at him. "Get back here" she threw the chocolate syrup, which smashed into the wall

she ran towards him, but Joseph just picked her up. Merida in response, wrapped her limbs around him and started kissing him again. "never leave me" she moaned.

Joseph pushed her against the wall, eliciting another moan. Merida rubbed herself against him, causing them both to moan. Her hands were tugging in his hair; he was tracing kisses down her collar bone. "oh…" Merida groaned. She kissed him again, before moving down his neck "Joseph… stop teasing me. Please..."

Joseph groaned in response, before kissing her again "oh… yes…"

He then started carrying her up the stairs, kissing Merida every step of the way. the two entered the hallway where Merida's room was. Merida jumped off of Joseph, but being drunk, pulled him to the ground instead. They fell on the floor. Merida rolled on top of him, collapsing on top of him. And they stilled. Joseph was on the ground with Merida on top of him asleep, while Merida just snored. it stayed like that for the next few minutes.

The video feed ended. Merida felt her mouth drop open. They had gotten a little drunk, started kissing caused a mess in the living room and passed out all in five minutes? Well the good news was they didn't manage to get any further than ripping off each others cloths. But that didn't explain how in the world they ended up in Merida's bed.

There was a knock on the door, causing Merida to open it. It was Joseph and the triplets. Joseph looked concerned, while Harris Hubert and Hamish looked sheepish.

Merida glared at her brothers "you didn't watch this did you?" she asked them.

They shook their head "no Merida, why would we want to. You were naked!" they cried. Merida blushed. Of course. She should have considered that, but still, when it was for a project, the last thing she wanted on a video is that.

"what!" Joseph said his face blanching. Merida showed him the Video. His eyes widened, but he relaxed when he saw how it ended.

"but then… how did we end up in your room." He asked. Merida shrugged "I can't remember any more than you can" she said. However as they continued to ponder the situation. the triplets, started to sneak away, but unfortunately for them, the two noticed Joseph grabbed Harris by the back of his shirt. "Harris" he growled.

The triplets gulped. This was certainly not the situation they hoped to end up in. they knew exactly what had happened. Mainly because they were responsible. "Well it was like this…." Harris began

Harris Hubert and Hamish woke up to the sound of a bottle smashing. Hubert jumped out of his bed, while Hamish just groaned Harris sat up looking around "what was that?" he asked. The trio got out of bed and walked down the hall hearing Merida scream "I'm going to make a chocolate statue of you!" Harris chuckled. What was Merida talking about sure sounded very funny if he did say so him self. The triplets peaked over the railing and their eyes widened. The living room looked like Merida had barreled through there chasing after someone. Which she was.

Joseph shirtless and looking about as drunk as could get, was teetering on the precipice of unconsciousness. He picked Merida up and twirled her around. He pushed her against the wall kissing her like there was no tomorrow. The triplets gagged. They did not know what was going on, but they sure as heck didn't want to find out. They started back to their room. However they suddenly heard the two lovers coming up the steps. They hid behind the nearest wall, not making a sound. Until they heard a thump and some snores. They peaked behind the wall and Hamish almost gagged. The two were lying on the floor, unconscious still half naked. What were they going to do? They couldn't just leave them there. But both of them were…. Well they weren't sure what to do. Joseph was to heavy to lift and get to his room, but they honestly didn't want to touch Merida while she was half naked. They groaned and grabbed Merida since she was on top. She moaned in distress, but thankfully she didn't wake up.. They opened the door to her room and quickly got her under the covers not wanting to see her in her underwear any more than they had. They then grabbed Joseph and shoved him on the other side of the bed. Without a moment to lose the three ran out the door and back into their room. They were going to be scarred for life after seeing that.

Merida was completely mortified, her face completely red as she heard the words that came out of her brothers mouth. She hid her face in her hands sinking to the floor groaning. Joseph was in no better a mood he had almost slept with Merida, but to make matters worse, not only was it caught on camera! The triplets had seen them. Well at least it wasn't her parents. Or worse, Kelly. But still if Elsa ever found out about that….

"Guys please! Delete that Video!" Merida screamed. The triples grabbed the camera "no need to tell us twice!" they screamed before running out of the room. Joseph and Merida stared at each other.

How on earth were they going to be able to stand each other now? They had nearly given in to the most basic of human desire. Sure they were intoxicated, but still it was borderline cheating. It was almost to…. If they hadn't passed out when they did…. Joseph shivered. He did not want to think about the consequences if Elsa was to ever find out about this. or even worse at the moment. Merida's parents. They hated that Merida had gotten pregnant so foolishly. To almost end up in bed they way they almost did last night. They would be out for blood.

"Well, its safe to say that we are never going to drink again. " Joseph sad. He really wasn't sure what to say after a night like that.

Merida was in a definite agreement. There was a reason people should drink and that was it. Both of them weren't happy that they almost did end up cheating, but they were extremely relieved that it didn't come to that. Still they would rather never talk about this ever again.

Sighing the too walked out of the room and returned to the living room hoping that it would be a better day.

Did everyone think Merida and Joseph would actually do that? Seriously I told you I wasn't evil!