Asakura Chronicles
"What the heck took you so long?!" Anakin yelled at Tom as slowly walks towards the group. On a platform where a building took place and several square shaped cargo containers are a few inches away from the building. Behind the containers was a annoyed Anakin, a squadron of clones troops in full uniform, while Comm. Cody, Capt. Rex, Ahsoka and Obi Wan, speaks with the clones.
"Relax. It's not like the enemy is going anywhere. Besides, they're trapped in the core of the Republic. I doubt they'll leave anytime soon" Tom replied, giving a annoyed tone back at Anakin
"It would be nice to know where you were still. You are the head of operations right now since you came up with this plan in the first place" Ahsoka said, coming to Anakin's left side
"I was getting something that can probably help in the operation" Tom showed a Republic backpack strapped to his back "And also, the traffic here is terrible. I swear I almost got run over"
"Yeah, about that..." Anakin looked behind Tom to see the edge of the platform "Where's your speeder?"
"Pfft! I don't do speeders" Tom walks pass Anakin and Ahsoka, headed straight to Obi Wan and the clones
"Don't do speeders? So how he get here? Did he grow wings and fly here or something?" Anakin asked
"Obi Wan, I'm here" Tom announced himself to Obi Wan and the clones, grabbing their attention
"Good. The tracking device Group One managed to plant the tracking device on one of the droids led us here, warehouse A.34" Obi Wan pointed to the big building that covered most of the platform
"A warehouse... how original. What's purpose of the warehouse?" Tom asked
Cody replied: "According to the Courscant Guard's , it's been used as a storage facility for recycling droid parts. From maintenance droids to protocol droids to police droids"
"I see. Well speaking of the police, why is lieutenant Tan Divo here?" Tom pointed out to the front of the warehouse where a small, round man in a police uniform standing next to two police droids. Next to the corners are two more police droids, equipped with electro staffs and blasters
"That part we're figuring out. We were planning to ask them once you got here" Obi Wan replied while Tom rubbed his chin with his pinkie finger
"Alright then. Let's..." Anakin stopped himself when Tom placed his arm on the knight's chest
"Hold it. I'll go to him first. There's something I need to confirm" Tom said
"Like what?"
"You'll find soon. Now, I need a droid popper, a grenade, a hat, some lipstick, some eyeliner, girl clothes... oh! And camera"
"Ooohhh excuuuuse meeee officerrrrr!" A young girl with blue eyes, brown hair, braided into a ponytail and wearing a light blue t-shirt, black plants, red sandals and a pink beret with a camera strapped to her neck and a white sphere in her hand. She waves at Divo slowly and somewhat seductively
"What do you what?" Divo asked giving a cold look to the girl while walked towards him
"Well you see, I have a homework assignment that needs to be finish by tomorrow. My friends already finished it but they won't help me with the answer. So I thought I might ask a smart, professional, handsome officer like yourself could me, would you pleeeeasssee?" She asked with pleading eyes
"No. Now go away" Divo replied coldly
"Aww. Pleeeeeassssse? I'm begging yooouuuu"
"No! Leave me alone!"
(Behind the containers)
"What is he doing?" Ahsoka asked while she, Anakin, Obi Wan and the clones watched what's happening at the warehouse
"Is Comm. Asakura... begging Lieutenant Divo to help him with a droid popper?" Cody asked
"Wonder what's going in the kid's head" Rex said
"Who knows and who cares? This is so priceless" Anakin said as he tries to contain himself from laughing, grining. Why wouldn't he laugh? He finally gets to see the chance of Tom getting humiliated and he's suppose to not laugh so no one would notice the rest of the group. Not laughing at this must be painful for Anakin
"Anakin, hold yourself together. We don't need to blow our cover yet. Wait until Tom gives us the signal"
"Oh c'mon! Be a sport and help me with this. Oh will you? Please?"
"For the twelfth time, no!" Divo's face gotten redder by the minute, teeth showing, fists tightening and eyes narrowing to one person. As for the girl, she casually smiles innocently at Divo, hands and eyes in a pleading position
"But why? I thought you policemen are suppose to be smart"
"Why would I waste my time with something that's practically out of my jurisdiction?! It has nothing to do with me, the police or what I'm doing right now! Now leave before I have to turn you in for disturbing and distracting an officer!"
"Fine! I'll just ask these two help" The girl walked towards two police droids and held up the sphere in her hand "Oh officer droids! Can you help pretty girl like me with something?"
"Oh for goodness sake!" Divo slapped his forehead then turned to the other corner of the warehouse to wave at two other police droids. "Hey! You two! Come over here!" The two droids followed Divo to the other corner where the girl just left the droids. One of them was holding a sphere which had a small, red dot was blinking
"What were you two doing with her?" Divo asked the two
"She just came and asked us if can we showed this to the rest of the squad" The police droid that's holding the sphere
"Let me see that" Divo took it and observed the round, white object in his hand "I think I've seen this thing before but I don't remember what it was called. The clones called these things for what they do... droid something"
"I believe there droid poppers. There used in battles by clones when their fighting battle droids. These poppers sends out a electro magnetic blast and any machines such as droids are immediately shut down, becoming completely useless" The droid replied
"Oh yeah! Droid poppers! Now I remember. So that's what they... wait... what did you just..." The sphere burst and a electromagnetic blast engulfed Divo and the four police droids. The five of them were shaking uncontrollably and had sparks coming out of them. The droids fell down motionless while Divo is still shaking. When his eyes completely blank and screaming in agony, he started to glow and reform. When the glowing disappeared, a Magnaguard took Divo's disappeared, surprising everyone
"Tan Divo is a droid?!" Anakin exclaimed
"Tan Divo is a droid?!" Ahsoka repeated what Anakin said
"Tan Divo is a droid?!" Obi Wan also repeated
"Ran Rivo is a roid?!" said Scooby while Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi Wan and the clones looked at the silly looking dog
"Get out of here!" They all said in unison while the dog shook his head
"Ruhn uhn!"
"We told you to beat it you dumb mutt!" Anakin yelled
"Like, hey man, don't talk to Scooby that way" Shaggy protested while Freddy, Daphne and Velma followed.
"This isn't even your own show! So get of here, you meddling kids!" Anakin replied
"Someone from your staff crew suggested we do a cross over with this show and here we are" Velma said, pushing up her glasses
"Who in the right mind would suggest that?" Rex asked
"And who even watches you guys anymore? Is it even airing?" Anakin said in a sarcastic tone
"It still airs... in some networks" Freddy replied nervously
"Yeah, on the other side of side of the galaxy. Oh wait, that's where we are" Anakin said
"Yeah, now step aside folks. We're about to solve the mystery of the Jedi related murders!" Freddy exclaimed
"We've already solved it" Ahsoka said
"Like, your serious? Then what the heck are we even doing here?!" Shaggy asked
"Don't worry gang. They may have solved the mystery but they haven't finished it yet. We'll be taking it from here" Freddy replied, leading the gang to the warehouse
"Uh no! This our show and we can finish on our own. We don't need a bunch of out date rejects that been kicked by CN years ago" Anakin said while and the group blocks the Mystery gangs path
"Oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it? Shaggy asked while several blasters are pointed at them
"Ya had ta ask" Scooby said to Shaggy
"Don't worry gang. We've got something that they will never have!" Freddy said
"Fashion?" Daphne
"Hey!" Ahsoka
"Book smarts?" Velma
"Hey!" Rex
"Scooby snacks?"
"Rand more Scrooby snacks?"
"He- well we'll let that one go" Anakin
"Those and the Mystery Van!" Freddy said while he and the gang are in the van
"Hey, like, how did we get in here so fast?" Shaggy asked while he and Scooby are in the back
"Who knows. But now, we'll be fighting for rights as ace detectives and as the top mystery rated show!" Freddy pushed the gas petal and the van charged straight towards the Star Wars group
"Well we've got something they'll never have!" Anakin exclaimed
"Light sabers?" Ahsoka
"Yes!"
"Blasters?" Rex
"Yes!"
"Negotiations that will end this nonsense?" Obi Wan
"If by aggressive negotiations that will end this nonsense, then heck yeah! Now everybody! Charg..."
Bleep!
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This ends our loving ads program. The next chapter of the Asakura Chronicles come next time. The author says he is sorry for the delay. He was either very busy or very lazy. Who knows. Until next time!