Asakura Chronicles
"For the tenth time, we didn't do anything, you meddling kids!" a tied up Anakin yelled at the Mystery Gang, while Obi Wan, Ahsoka, Rex, Cody and the clones were struggling to get out of the same situation.
"Yeah right! We all already your schemes on getting Mr. Johnson's fortune by scaring him out of his house while you and your robot gang raid his house, Johnson's Secretary, Kenneth J. Davison, a.k.a, Robo Knight!" Freddy explained.
"What are you talking about?! My name is Anakin Skywalker! Not Kenneth Davison! And who the heck is Mr. Johnson?" Anakin replied
"And let's not forget Mr Johnson's top security guard, Bob Yamamoto who helped the Robo Knight bypass the security drones, in exchange of getting 10% of the fortune" Velma said, pointing at Obi Wan.
"Look, there has to be a mistake! We're not trying to scare off anyone or steal any fortune! You have to believe us!" Obi Wan said
"Sure! We believe you Yamamoto! We believe you" Daphne said in a sarcastic tone.
"And my name isn't Bob Yamamoto. It's Obi Wan Kenobi! Now let us go and we'll be on our way"
"Not a chance! We're gonna wait here for the police and then your going to jail for a long time!" Freddy replied
"I couldn't agree more" said Mr. Johnson, walking towards the Mystery Gang. Mr. Johnson wore a brown suit and black overalls, with blue striped tie and white shoes. He had brown hair and fakeish moustache. (And just so you know, his height and weight is similar to a certain teenage Jedi that we all know.)
"Mr. Johnson! Why are you here?" Velma asked
"I wanted to find out what all the ruckus was. And it seems I came in the nick of time. But before the police gets here, please explain how'd you kids figured this mystery out while I wrap this belt that has jingle bells attached to it and not grenades around you. And while you do that, how about you walk me to your van and each of you enter your van" He replied, winking at Obi Wan.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Anakin yelled "We didn't do anything and we weren't going to steal anything!"
"Anakin, be quiet!" Obi Wan
"Obi Wan, please. Let me handle this"
"But Anakin...!"
"I'm trying to... ow! You kicked me!"
"Shut up and let Tom handle this"
"Tom?
"Well since you've asked, we first noticed the..."
"OWW!"
"Then we saw the strange looking..."
"OWOWOWOWOWOW!"
"Finally, but first, can I ask you a question sir?" Freddy asked while he and the Mystery Gang were in the Mystery Van.
"Certainly!" said Mr. Johnson, slowly closing the back van doors,
"Why are these bells beeping?" Freddy asked
"Simple, my good boy! There actually are grenades" He then slammed the doors, locked them and then Force Pushed the van off the platform, falling into Corusant streets.
"Oh! Then why didn't he say so! Ha ha ha... uh oh"
"Jeepers!"
"Jeenkies!"
"Zoink!"
"Rar Roh!"
"Aye Karumbah!"
"Fred, that's not your catchphrase" said Velma
"Oh. Well is it D'oh!"
"Nope!
"Uhh... Yabba Dabba Doo?"
"No"
"Eh, what's up doc?"
"Rot even close"
"Then what is my catchphrase? Tell me that!"
"Your telling us you don't remember Fred?"
"Well it has been a long time since you used it"
"Well? What is it?"
"It's actually a real simple one if you asked me Fred. You see, your catchphrase is..."
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The van exploded while Tom looks down and then looks at the audience.
"Th-th-th-that's all folks!"