Asakura Chronicles
"You were ordered... to bring that Jedi to us... and interrogate him?" said TA-175, who was still suspicious of D.1
"That is correct" D.1 replied
"If that is true, then why haven't we received word that you were coming? And why haven't you responded when I tried to contact you while you were in the elevator?"
"We tried to contact you, however our communicators were experiencing some interference. The same thing happened when I was in the elevator. When I heard you through the speaker, I tried to respond but then all I heard was static. We believed that the intruders might have something to with it"
"Well, could you also explain why we couldn't see you through security cameras inside the elevator" TA-175 asked
"That's probably because of the oil that's been dripping down from the ceiling" said D.1
"Hmm, fine. Last question, what was that loud noise that we heard through the monitor while we were trying to contact you?"
"Uhhh... the Jedi... passed gas" said D.1 nervously
"...alright. Everyone, stand down. Get back to your normal positions" TA-175 ordered all the battle droids in the room, taking their blasters away from D.1
"CT-44555, get the interrogation droid in here. We'll put it to use once the Jedi is locked up and awake"
"Roger roger"
"You two! Check the oil leakage on the elevator and see what you can do about it" TA-175 pointed at two battle droids
"Roger roger"
"You four! Come with us!" TA-175 pointed at two battle droids and two super battle droids and then looked at D.1 "Follow us. There is a empty cell that we can put the Jedi in until the interrogation droid gets"
"Very well" D.1 replied following the tactical droid along with two battle droids and two super battle droids into a black hallway to the right where you can see several white doors at each side. TA-175 stopped at one of the doors and then started numbers on a keypad. While that happens, D.1 turns its head towards Anakins right ear and whispered: "Just a little longer. Master Asakura and the others should be making their move now"
"Alright, I locked the elevators reciprocator grip so it won't be moving while you do maintenance. I also sent in a notice to everyone that this elevator won't be at use. You may start when your ready" said one of the battle droids, working at the black desktop to two other battle droids who were holding power tools, wrenches and red tool boxes
"Roger roger" said the two droids, walking inside elevator and setting the tools down
"Okay, let's see what caused the leakage" said one of the droids "Hunh, that's weird"
"What?" said the second battle droid
"I'm not seeing any oil on this camera, but there is something blocking the lens" said the droid, removing the item from the camera lens. The item is silver, round with sort of a green like button
"What the heck? What's a smoke grenade doing here at a place like this?"
"Hey! Look at this!" said the second droid, pointing at a big, round piece of metal that was hiding next to the left side of the corner in the elevator
"What is this?" said the first droid
"I'm not sure. But whatever it is, it looks its been cut recently. And by the look of it, it looks like a flooring from this elevator"
"How can you be sure?"
"Its color matches that of the elevator"
"Hey! Look up there!" the first battle droid pointed up in the elevator to see a large hole on the roof of the elevator
"Well that's weird. What idiot would put a giant hole in the elevators roof and hide what they cut off? That hole up there is big enough for a human to go through. And what's with the smoke grenade? Its not like someone is trying to ambush..."
BOOM!
The grenade that the battle droid was holding exploded into a large cloud of white smoke, engulfing the two droids and the entire room in a white cloud
"GAAAAHHHH!"
"What happened?!"
"You idiot! You must have activated the smoke grenade!"
"No I didn't! It probably malfunction!"
Thump! Thump! Thump!
"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I thought I heard something"
"I didn't hear anything. You must be imagining things"
VVVVVV! BOWWWW! ZZZUUUUMMMM!
"Okay, now I know you heard that, didn't you?"
"Yeah, I sure did! That sounded like a lightsaber activating"
"But that would mean that are..."
"Hey you two! What's going on? Are we under attack or something...?" said another battle droid when suddenly, it saw the two droids it was talking to got slashed by a blue and green light. Slowly, Obi Wan, Ahsoka and Tom exited from the smokescreen, appearing in front of the unexpecting droid
"J-j-jedi! Blast them! BLAST THEM!"
"What's going on down there?" said TA-175, observing the large cloud of white smoke coming the prisons' command center, hearing blaster shots, lightsaber slashes and the screams of battle droids
"WAAAAAHHHHH! Sir! Sir! SIIIIIRRRR!" a battle droid yelled, running frantically down the hall
"What is it Corporal? Are we being under attack?"
"Yes! A giant explosion came out of the elevator and then three Jedi appeared!"
"Three of them? The Jedi are making quite a bold move. Inform Count Dooku of the intruders present location and report to him that the intruders are Jedi"
"Yes sir! Right awa..." Before the droid can report the situation on his com-link, it was slashed in two right in front of the tactical droid
"Wha... what happened?" The droid looked up to see Anakin somersaults over it and lands a few inches away the droids with his lightsaber activated "Ahh, my shoulders are killing me" he said, moving his shoulders around and then turns around to see the droids
"Hey, you guys! Mind helping me with something?" Anakin asked "You see the problem is while I was being carried by my friend over there, my body felt it was going stiff and I remembered if I ever got stiff or if my body was aching, its good to start doing some stretching exercises. And then I thought a good way to start exercising is by swinging my arm while having my lightsaber in my hand and while I swing my lightsaber, I cut all of you in the process so I can add some strength into my arm. So, how bout' it guys?" Anakin asked with a smile
"Fire!" TA-175 ordered while the four droids start firing at Anakin
"Sigh! Fine, have it your way" Anakin replied while deflecting the blaster bolts. As Anakin was fighting for his life, TA-175 was running toward at the end of the hall "I must report this to Count Dooku before the Jedi get through!"
WHAM!
The tactical droid was knocked down before he could get to the holographic communication device which was at the end of the hall. Shaking its head and getting up, TA-175 sees the one who knocked it down was D.1
"What do you think you're doing, D.16666?" the tactical droid asked
"What does it look like? I'm making sure that you don't contact anyone about my masters and his companions current location" D.1 replied
"Don't tell me... that the rumors about one of the droids from the J.H.A.U. is working alongside the intruders is true? Why would you fight alongside Jedi, when you should be killing them? Isn't that what you've been programmed to do?" TA-175 asked as it pulled out a blaster
"You tell me... Chief Guard" D.1 said as it charged towards the tactical droid, who was shooting at D.1. The assassin droid was unaffected by the blaster bolts and it tackled TA-175, pushing the droid to floor. D.1 placed its foot on the tactical droids back, grabbed both TA-175's arms and pulled both of them out of the droids arm sockets. The droid then pulled TA-175 up on its feet, slammed it to a wall and then grabbed it by the neck while trying to rip the tactical droids head off
"You won't get away with this! Once Count Dooku and the Creator finds out what you've, you will surely... you will... you...!" TA-175 was unable to finish its sentence as its head was ripped off by D.1
"Well that was... brutal" said Anakin, watching D.1 ripping the tactical droids head and then deactivated his lightsaber. Behind him was a scrap pile which was the droids he was using for... exercise
"We had to obtain information about this space station. Perhaps this tactical droid might have that information" D.1 replied, grabbing TA-175's head and blaster
"Alright then. Lets get back to..." Anakin stopped when he saw D.1 pointing its blaster towards Anakin
"What're you doing?" Anakin asked coldly
"Move" D.1 replied
"Don't be stupid. Put that blaster down or else" said Anakin, readying his lightsaber
"I said move"
"And I told you to put that blaster down before you end up regretting it!" Anakin moved closer until D.1 dropped TA-175's head, pushed Anakin to the side and then blast something with its blaster
"What the heck is..." Anakin yelled when turned around to see what D.1 shot. He looked down to see a black IT-O Interrogation Droid on the floor with a hole in the middle which shot through. There was a noticeable short thin needle which the droid was probably going to use to stab Anakin through his heart "...with... you..."
"You should be more careful. Any closer then that interrogation droid would've ran that needle through your heart canal, which would've stop the blood flow to your heart. Have you already forgotten that the tactical droid summoned a interrogation droid" D.1 said
"Y-yeah. Thanks" Anakin replied
"No problem. Now, lets get this to Master Asakura"
"Ah, Anakin! Looks you can finally move" said Obi Wan seeing Anakin with D.1 while helping Ahsoka clean up the droids that they destroyed and Tom fiddled with the computers on the black desktops
"Yeah. I feel kinda stiff though. How about you guys? Are the two of you fully healed?" Anakin asked
"Yep! We were able to close up all wounds. Apparently, they weren't all that serious" said Ahsoka
"Great! And by way, I really wasn't all that concerned about you" said Anakin to Tom
"Uhh... mmm... hmmm...! Hm? You say something, bigmouth?" said Tom, only annoying Anakin
"I said, I REALLY WASN'T ALL THAT CONCERNED ABOUT YOU!" Anakin loudly repeated himself
"Ahh! There's that loud voice again. Remember what I said back at the Jedi war room? If you yell like that all the time, people will start thinking you have a mental problem" Tom replied, while smirking
"Whatever!" said Anakin while D.1 walks towards Tom
"Master, I have something that might prove useful in our mission. This tactical droid might have plans and blueprints of the space station stored in its memory bank. We might use it to find the droid factory without getting caught and where the space station weak points are" said D.1 showing the tactical droids head
"Oh really? That could be quite useful when the third team gets here. Good work" said Tom
"Hold on a minute! I've got something to say about that droid!" said Anakin, pointing his finger at D.1
"What the hell do you want now?!" Tom said coldly to Anakin, giving him a sharp look
"Well for starters, that droid almost got me killed!"
"That was because you were in the way. If I didn't shoot that interrogation droid, you would've been dead. Plus, I did tell you to move" said D.1
"Well, what about that time you told those droids that the noise they in the elevator was me farting, which was completely untrue" said Anakin
"That's because I told him to say that" said Tom, giving D.1 a high five
"Wha.. you jerks! I oughta...!"
Beep Beep! Anakin was interrupted by a loud beeping sound coming from the desktop
"Uhhh... this is Lieutenant SG-14578! We've heard several blaster shots coming from your sector. Is everything alright down there? Please respond!" The message was coming from a small sound speaker on the desktop
"It sounds like their on to us" said Obi Wan
"Should we respond so they won't suspect anything?" Anakin asked, standing next to Tom
"Don't worry. I can got this. You may not know it, but I do a great battle droid impression" said Tom grabbing the microphone and cleared his voice
"Eh hem! Uhh... everything is fine down here! Just fine" said Tom, using a somewhat realistic battle droid impression
"What happened? What was that noise?"
"There was a... slight blaster malfunction but uh... everything's perfectly fine now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. How are you?"
"Who is this?! What's your number?!"
"Uhh... uhhh..." Tom dropped the micro phone, grabbed a blaster and blasted the sound speaker, making it explode
"W-why'd you do that for?!" said Anakin
"Shut up! I just panicked!" yelled Tom
"Well thanks to you, the enemy knows our current location!"
"Hey! Don't pin this on me! The reason why we went through all that trouble just to get here is because of your laziness!"
"What?! First off, I was unconscious! And two, I was unconscious because of your half-brained plan to use my midi-chlorians just to get through hyperspace!"
"We got this far because of my half-brained plan! And I didn't hear any ideas coming from you!"
"Technically, the reason how you came up with the plan to get through hyperspace was because I mentioned that I have a high midi-chlorian count. So technically speaking, I was the one who thought up of the plan in the first place!"
"AH HA! So you admit that your lazy and your the reason why we're stuck here in the first place!"
"W-wha... don't twist my words and use them against me! You annoying, impersonating, cross dress-up, droid befriending, crazy schemed pest!"
"Oh, that is really clever, you poor excuse of a Chosen One!"
"What was that?!" Anakin yelled as he and Tom butted heads, making angry glares and faces at each other
"Will you two stop it? The both of you are acting like brats!" Ahsoka protested
"I wouldn't do that if I were you Ahsoka" said Obi Wan, placing his on her shoulder "Trust me. Its not wise to interrupt those who started to butt heads like that. Especially those who are so much alike, even though they don't want to admit it"
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" said Tom and Anakin in unison
"See what I mean?" Obi Wan smirked while Ahsoka chuckled
"SHUT UP! WE'RE NOTHING ALIKE!"
"Master Asakura..." said D.1
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Tom and Anakin accidentally yelled at D.1
"Uhh... I think you need to see this..."
A half an hour ago, back at the 1st floor
"Ohhh... my circuit board!" said a battle droid with red plating, getting up and rubbing its head, along with other red plating battle droids
"Ohhh... what happened?" said a battle droid with blue plating, who is also getting up and rubbing its head, along with other blue plating battle droids. The two droids looked around to see droids from each of their squads on the floor. Then they stared at each other for a few minutes and then...
"AHHHH! I remember now! You were shooting at us!" said the two droids in unison
"What the heck is the matter with you? Didn't you heard us to stop shooting?!" said the Red Commander droid
"Roger roger!" said the other red plated battle droids
"What's the matter with us? We should be asking you that! Why didn't you heard us to stop shooting?!" said the Blue Commander droid
"Roger roger!" said the other blue plated battle droids
"You think you can get rid of us so easily just because you B1 series battle droids think you're far superior than us OOM series battle droids! Well who do you think you are?!" said Red Commander
"Roger roger!"
"Well well well! If I didn't know any better, I'd say you OOM series are jealous of us B1 series! And do you know why you should be jealous of us?" said Blue Commander
"Roger roger!"
"Why should we be jealous of you nimrods?!"
"Roger roger!"
"Because as of yesterday, me and TC-14 are officially going out as boydroid and girldroid! And after this mission, we're going on a date to the droid spa on Coruscant! So... HA!"
"Roger... wait! That benefits you but how does that benefit any of us?"
"Quiet!"
"Roger roger!"
"Well guess what? Your not going on your date with TC-14. Because your not gonna finish this mission in one piece!" said Red Commander, while he and all red plated battle droids had their blasters pointed at the blue squad
"Roger roger!"
"Oh yeah? Well not before we..."
"Will you guys stop fighting each other?!" said one of the battle droids from squad blue
"Have you all forgotten why we were firing at each?"
"IT'S BECAUSE THEY STARTED IT!" said both the red and blue commander droids
"No! Its because that Jedi blinded us with that flash bomb and tricked us into firing at each other!"
"Your serious?" said Red commander
"Is that what happened?" Blue commander asked
"I don't remember. My memory banks are showing me a blank"
"Well anyway, if its the Jedi who tricked us, then we gotta go after them!"
"Yeah! Does anyone know where the intruders are headed?"
"I think one of them mentioned going to level five on the elevator"
"Okay! Let's go get those Jedi!"
"Roger roger!"
Meanwhile, back at the prison level
"Looks like we're gonna have company" said Tom, looking at the computer with Anakin, D.1, Obi Wan and Ahsoka and sees both the red droid squad and the blue droid squad
"Aren't those the droids we were fighting down at the level where we came from?" said Ahsoka
"It seems that some of them survived Tom's trap. Should we start moving?" Obi Wan asked
"Nah! How about we take them on right here!" said Anakin, readying his lightsaber
"No! I have a better idea. We can use the elevator control system here to get rid of them while they're in the elevator" said D.1
"Are you suggesting we use can the control system to make the elevator the droids they're on to stop it from coming here?" Tom asked
"Better"
"Man, I really like listening to this elevator music" said the red commander droid, listening to the Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)
"I know! It just has a touch of fear and a classical style. The song is like sending a message to everyone and it said's "We are the rulers of the galaxy! We will crush anyone who gets in our way! And we will stand strong, unopposed!" or something like that" said the blue commander droid
"Roger roger!" said the other battle droids
"Wow! That was a pretty good description of the song" said red commander
"Thanks! I'm always been told that any type of music has a type of message or story to tell while its being played"
"You think so?"
"Yeah!"
"Hunh! Oh! And good luck on your date with TC-14"
"Thanks!"
You were listening to Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)! We have a new selection for you today. Justin Biebers song 'Baby' which is going to be singed by Darth Vader! Enjoy the song and enjoy the ride! Beep!
"Oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa! Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa! Oh whoa whoa!..."
"Is something suppose to happen?" Anakin asked still watching the droids listening to the song on the computer screen
"Wait for it! Wait for it!" said D.1
The droids continue listening to the song in silence and motionless, as if they were waiting for something. Suddenly, the red commander droid started shaking and making a rattling noise until...
"GAAAAAAHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" The droid then put its hands on its head and starts pulling it up, like it was trying to rip its head off
"RAAAGHHHH! I... can't..."
SNAP! The droids head was able to come off and the rest of it fell down the floor of the elevator. As the song continues and the other droids continues to stand still, the ominous silents lingers on. And then...
"GYAAAAAHHHH! RAAHHHHGGGGG! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGG!" Inside the elevator was utter chaos. Some of the droids were pulling their head while others were banging their heads on the walls of the elevator. One of them teared out the platting off its chest, grabbed a few circuit wires, then jammed a handful of them into its eye sockets, electrocuting the droid. Two other droids grabbed another, lifted it up and started pulling the droid apart while one droid was pulling on its shoulders on one side and the second droid was pulling on its legs on the other. The droids were successful as victim was ripped in two, watching and holding out its wires and circuits.
"Wow! They really hate that song" said Tom watching the entire thing on the screen with Obi Wan, whose mouth was wide open, Anakin who was blocking Ahsokas' eyes from watching and D.1 was just standing there, motionless
"Yes. Just enough to commit droid suicide" Obi Wan replied
"You weren't kidding when you said knowing your enemies and allies weakness is part of your programming" said Anakin
"What are you guys talking about?! Why am I being left out?!" said Ahsoka, trying to take Anakins' hand off her face
BING! The elevator on the floor the group was on opened and inside was a few battle droids that were still active, standing on dismantled droids
"F-finally! We're finally here!" said one of the droids
"Oh no! I think your mistaken. This is not the floor you wanted to go" said D.1, who was near the desktops
"What?"
"That's right. I believe you were trying to get to, not level five, but to level one hundred!" D.1 then pressed a button that had the number one hundred, then the elevator doors started closing
"Wait! What? No! That's not it!"
"It isn't? Well don't worry. I'll make sure you have good entertainment during your ride. I think you'll love this one. Its called Justin Biebers' Baby. Played by Darth Vader"
"No! Anything but that! No! NO! NOOOOOOOO!" The droid yelled as the elevator finally closed
"You know something D.1. Sometimes you can be really terrifying" said Tom
"To install fear into my targets and to use their strength and weaknesses against them to my advantage. Even if targets our own fellow droid comrades. That is the programming of every single assassin droid. Shall we continue our mission, Master Asakura"