Letters to Downton

by Rome Classified

The correspondence of the inhabitants of Downton Abbey is an intriguing one; defined by lost notes on a bedside table, unsent letters, and scribbled romances on the back of an old receipt. The development of both the servants and the nobility is strengthened through their own words, written whole-heartedly to one another.

8. Chapter 8

Dear Daisy,

My name is Avocado Dandruff and I must inform you that you have advanced to the next level in Legend of Zelda. Instead of that plastic sword, it is now magically metal. In order to attend our next meeting, you must travel to 2014 by tomorrow morning. If you have any questions, please contact me at iamsupergay69 .

Anyway, let's talk about jaguars. I believe they are all gay and should compete in the Homosexual Games. I attended one of them last year, hoping to find an old fart only to come across your mother! How interesting! I didn't know she was gay! Well then, I hope to see you soon.

Sincerely,

Avocado Dandruff

Re: Legend of Zelda hyena

What the actual fuck? Everyone saw your letter you sent me and I'm furious! If you talk to me ever again, I will personally fuck your fucking fuckalious face and forever will you regret the day you set eyes on me. Toodles, you fuckhead!