Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its characters. If I did I'd have Rangiku molest Toshiro. (My friend Edhelwen is screaming 'NOOOOOOO!! Shiro-chan I'll save you!' And she mentally hugs Toshiro to her bosom. Edhelwen is an epic coloring artist. She gives me pictures of Ulquiorra that she colors. ^,^)

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UlquiHime sketches that i've drawn on Deviantart. User name is the same. Saij-Spellhart.

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Important! Those of you who have played BLEACH: The Shattered Blade will recognize my new antagonist. If you haven't he is not an OC. NOT! He is an actual character from the BLEACH story line. I'll Give him a bit of a background as I go for the people who aren't as familiar with him.


Summary: I figure if you've read this far you probably don't need a summary of the story. If you want the summary though feel free to look back into chapters 1-3.


Chapter 4: "Have No Fear the Calvary is Here!" -Rangiku Matsumoto

"I just want to have a little fun."

Orihime tried to hide herself behind the couch. She quickly arrived to the conclusion that the arrancar outside the door weren't nice ones. Desperate, her eyes darted around the room in search of a place to hide, but she couldn't find any, in the small room that was her prison she was trapped. Trapped at the mercy of perverted arrancar.

"Oh. I wish I hadn't scared Ulquiorra away." she whimpered. "I'm sorry, I wish you'd come back. Please save me!"

She heard the door open, and crouched lower behind the couch.

"Where are you little human girl?" asked a voice.

"I ssseeencce heer presseeence behind thaat cooouch." Hissed the second one.

All at once there was a gust of disturbed air and when Orihime looked up an arrancar sat on the back of the couch looking down at her with corrupt eyes. He winked and smiled in a perverted way.

"Hi, pretty girl. Wanna play?"

Orihime shrank away in dread. "Ulquiorra." She pleaded in a whisper.

"Hey!" The first arrancar was addressing the second. "Did you hear that? She's calling for that emo-freak, Ulquiorra."The first arrancar turned his attention back to Orihime. "Don't count on him. He doesn't give two figs about what happens to you. his only job is to play caretaker to our little pet and make sure she doesn't die." H reached down and placed a bony finger under her chin, forcing her to look up at him.

"Maaake thiiissss quiick."Hissed the second one. "I doon't waaant tooo get caaught."

"Lay off I'm busy."

Orihime tried backing away while they were distracted but her captor caught the fabric of her uniform and dragged her back.

"Woah woah woah!" Where do you think you're going?" He grinned evilly.

"Please. Let me go." She begged.

The arrancar advanced forward pulling on the overcoat of her Espada uniform. He just grinned with no intention of lettin her go. Orihime felt chills run down her spine. Intrigued the arrancar reached out a hand in an attempt to grab her hair.

"No!!!!" Orihime screamed and slipped out of her uniform's overcoat. She fled to the wall and cowered against it. "Go away! Go away!"

The arrancar just laughed and sauntered towards her.

"Quiiiet heer some hooow. Shee's maaking to much nooissse-." The hissing lisp arrancar was suddenly cut off mid sentence. Blood dribbled from his lips as a hand protruded from his abdomen. He slowly turned his head to look over his shoulder.

"Aizen-sama would not be pleased with your behavior." Came a cold voice from lisp arrancar's assailant.

The arrancar that had been harassing Orihime suddenly whipped around to face the newcomer at the door.

"Ul-Ulquiorra." He stammered.

Espada number four removed his from the hollow in front of him and tossed Lispy out the door. (Shall I draw Lispy?) "Be gone." He ordered. Lisp arrancar waisted no time fleeing the scene. Ulquiorra turned his attention to the other one. "You don't belong here, Trash."

"I'm sorry. I'll l-leave i-imediately." The arrancar tried to escape but Ulquiorra seized his throat.

"I'm going to report you to Aizen-sama. He'll deal with you as he sees fit. If I catch you in here again, I'll kill you without hesitation." He dropped the gasping hollow and watched as it scrambled out of the room after Lispy.

Espada number four was about to turn his attention to Orihime when he felt hands grip the front of his overcoat. Surprised he looked down to find Orihime clutching his chest, her face buried against him.

She broke out in uneven sobs and began babbling something incoherent.

Ulquiorra blinked in surprise unable to fully comprehend what just happened. He was truly confused. Why was she clinging to him? Why didn't she hate him? It was his fault those arrancar harassed her. If he had actually shown up on time he would have been collecting a food tray when they showed up and they would have never gotten the chance to do anything.

Why didn't she hate him for letting this happen?

Not only was his confusion annoying, Orihime was clinging to him so tightly he could feel every curve of her body pressed against his. Her soft body was causing him to feel almost... human again. the Espada shifted his weight to his left foot nervously. At the hint of movement Orihime clung to him tighter. Her sobs quieting to muffled hic-ups. (Slight OOC on Ulqui's part but only because its like impossible to move the story along if he doesn't at least betray a little emotion)

Ulquiorra blushed slightly as her body shifted against his; he tried to suppress it immediately, not wanting Orihime to pick up on his reaction.

"I must be going." he said coldly. The Fourth tried to back away from her but she only held onto him tighter.

"I'm sorry Ulquiorra-sama. I'm sorry. I'll leave you alone. Just don't abandon me. Please stay. Please! As long as you can." ('As long as you can.' Ooooo!)

Ulquiorra's hands unfisted her's from his clothes. As soon as he was free he turned to the door and vanished. He reappeared right next to the exit.

"I will return." was his cold reply to her pleading. He left the room shutting the door behind himself, leaving Orihime utterly alone again.

-Somewhere in Hueco Mundo-

"My presence appears to have caused a stir. Heh heh heh. ...And I sense Soul Reapers. How very intriguing." His feet swept over the white sands of Hueco mundo never disturbing a sand grain. Wings of fiery spiritual pressure flared from his shoulder blades illuminating the colorless desert surrounding him. How does one consume souls and hollows when ones very presence strikes terror and causes prey to flee? It was only a matter of time. He only had to stumble upon one of them. Just one and it would all be over. What ever the congregation of Hollows was that was so far off, once he got a hold of one of their own, they wouldn't be able to stop him. They were coming... coming to investigate his intrusion. All he had to do was wait.

-Back in Las Noches-

Just as promised Espada numero cuatro returned later with a new cart of food. After pushing the food cart into the room he turned and proceeded to shut the door to her cell. (notice he's still in the cell) He turned his attention back to the prisoner and watched her with icy, sad, unfeeling eyes. Ulquiorra was waiting for her to start eating...


Uh-oh! Now Orihime has to eat. Doo doo doooo! Sorry i didn't get everything I wanted in this chapter. So we'll have to wait till later for more funny stuff. Please tell me if you support IchiGrim pairing, or if you don't. This will influence how serious I make their relationship. So Please review. Next chapter will include pancakes and mouth to mouth! But you'll just have to wait and see what I mean by that. More Szayel because he's that awesome. And tell me if a picture of Ooh Ha Ooh Ha Szayel interests you because I'm going to draw him singing the Best Friends song from the previous chapter. It'll be EPIC!


Throughout this Fic there will be random ( ) These are used to express my thoughts or inputs. they are meant to be funny and witty but they aren't part of the actual story. I was told by my peers however that they made the Fic twice as good, so I present them to you here in the printed version of this story. .....Yes I wrote this by hand on paper with pencil originally. A manuscript from a dusty old scroll!

So let me know!!!! Thnx!