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I know i said that this chapter would have Ulquiorra moaning but I'm afraid i have to push that to the next. This one is to help advance my antagonist. But don't skip it. This chapter is by all means important too.

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Summary: I figure if you've read this far you probably don't need a summary of the story. If you want the summary though feel free to look back into chapters 1-3.

Chapter 6: "Ceiling Aizen won't pose for Yaoi." -ILMB

Ulquiorra came to Orihime's cell the next day only to find her staring intensely at the wall. Normally her behavior didn't bother him. He had come to expect it after her earlier antics. However today he was taken by surprise that she just focused her attention on the wall.

Orihime turned and looked at Ulquiorra. "Hey Ulquiorra, am I your friend?"

The Espadas expression remained cold. "No."

"Oh... That's not what Wall Ulquiorra says!" Orihime motioned towards the wall she'd been staring at.

Ulquiorra stepped farther into the room and angled himself so he could get a view of the wall. There was indeed a "wall Ulquiorra". Or better yet there was a terrible drawing on the wall of himself. And the "wall him" was smiling.

"Your drawing skills leave something to be desired."

"No they don't!" Orihime gave him an angry glare, then turned happily to the drawing on the wall. "Do you think my drawings are bad?" After a pause she turned back to Ulquiorra. "Wall Ulqui says I draw just fine."

"I don't believe this..." Ulquiorra muttered bitterly under his breath. "Woman I won't be delivering your meal tonig-"

"Hey Ulquiorra, does Grimmjow like fish?"

"Yes. Now if you'd listen-"

"I wasn't asking you." Orihime snapped at the espada. "I was asking this Ulquiorra."

Espada number four let out a groan. "Woman if you'd just pay attention for five-"

"Which do you prefer, Boxers or briefs?"

"On the contrary he prefers a g-string." Sang Szayel as he peeked into the room. (notice Ulquiorra doesn't deny this. hmmm?)

"Szayel-sama!" Orihime squealed in delight.

"I thought i told you that you weren't allowed in here." Ulquiorra glared at Szayel icily. "Besides she wasn't talking to me she was talking to the wall."

"No this time I was asking you."

"..."

"Anyway Lord Aizen gave me permission to deliver your food tonight." The eighth Espada shot Ulquiorra a smug glare. "So we can do something fun tonight."

"Like a sleepover?"

"YES!" Szayel said with a girlie sound. "I'll bring my favorite blanket and a stuffed Grimm-kitty."

"Excuse me." Ulquiorra interrupted. "I-"

"Can we have tea too?"

"Yeah tea and cakes and pastries, and we'll leave it up to Ulquiorra to prepare the food ahead of time." Szayel's eyes fixed with Ulquiorra's, in them was a gleam that said he knew she wasn't fed Hueco Mundo food anymore. "Right?"

"I've had enough of this." Ulquiorra snapped in irritation. "It's important that i speak."

"Alright Ulquiorra if you must. What is that you have to get off your chest?"

The fourth paused in thought as the realization that Szayel already told Orihime the news sank in. "I- never mind."

"Won't this be so much fun Ulquiorra?" Orihime chirped happily.

"No."

"Not you."Snapped Szayel this time. "We're talking to the happy Ulqui."

"You'll join us too, right Aizen?"

"Lord Aizen!" Both Szayel and Ulquiorra turned to the door in order to properly greet their superior. Only he wasn't there. Szayel glanced around suspiciously while Ulquiorra just sported a blank expression.

"Ceiling Aizen says yes." Said Orihime, her voice bubbly with excitement.

Simultaneously both Espadas turned and looked at the ceiling. A good twelve feet above them a badly drawn Aizen stared down with a grin.

"Ummm.. Orihime sweet, i don't mean to pry but how exactly did-"

Ulquiorra finished. "How did you get that thing on the ceiling?"

Orihime just smiled and said, "Guess."

"I'll be taking my leave." Ulquiorra left shutting the door behind himself.

Szayel smiled happily at Orihime. 'I'll finally be able to study human behavior.' The pink haired Espada was immensely happy with the evenings arrangements.

Out in the Hueco Mundo desert Rukia, Ichigo, Renji, Nel, Uryu, and Chad huddled amongst some rocks. (My brother says Fuzzy Lumpkins.)

"Is it another arrancar?" asked Rukia trying to place the unknown spiritual pressure.

"I don't know. I've felt this presence before. Why can't I remember where?" Ichigo furrowed his brow in irritation.

"In any case this is going to put a damper on our rescue mission for Orihime." Said Uryu with a sigh.

Renji looked perplexed. He desperately wracked his brains for answers. "Ichigo is right. We've definitely encountered this foe before. I recognize the spiritual pressure."

"We should probably investigate before trying to invade Hueco Mundo again." suggested Uryu. "Its the logical choice. With a foe this strong coming in behind us we can't afford to miscalculate.

"God damnit!" Ichigo cursed punching a small crater into the sand. "Well what are we waiting for?"

Far off in the Hueco Mundo.

"I recognize the soul reapers now. It is that substitute boy and his amigos. Fascinating. They seem to be heading for the same congregation of hollows that i am." After his initial entrance into Hueco Mundo he decided to take his time approaching his destination. His plan was to make them break out in turmoil as he slowly approached. So one step at a time, slowly, The once master of the Hueco Mundo approached Las Noches. The threat upon his dominion. "I will crush the one who dares to threaten my power. Those foolish reapers can wait until I've rid this world of a few pesky mosquitoes."

Again i'm sorry for not writing what i first intended. I just needed to have my antagonist advance a little more. I promise Ulquiorra will do plenty of moaning in the chapters to come, as well as a little in the next chapter. So just bare with me please. Anyway Wall Ulquiorra was a friends idea and Ceiling Aizen was borrowed from ILMB of Deviantart. Fear not Szayel will be singing with Orihime some more. Don't forget to send song ideas. Very Helpful.

Throughout this Fic there will be random ( ) These are used to express my thoughts or imputs. they are meant to be funny and witty but they aren't part of the actual story. I was told by my peers however that they made the Fic twice as good, so I present them to you here in the printed version of this story. .....Yes I wrote this by hand on paper with pencil originally. Drawn in hieroglyphs on a pyramid wall! WTH?!

So let me know!!!! Thnx!