Hello my sexy seductive salivating stimulated superb scamps, tis I, Arbitually, back from the doctors! And hyped by the D. Gray Man chapter!

As you have all no doubt noticed, this is not an actual chapter, and by the title of it alone, it is an update. An update on the current goings of the story, how I plan to update, and what the current idea on where I plan to place the plot. I'm also going to rant a little about the D. Gray Man update, because OMG WHAT IS GOING?!

Anyway, the current lack of an actual update:

Short Answer: My laptop was hidden for my health

Long Answer: A spinal condition known as sciaitica where certain spinal discs are inflamed and push against the nerves of the spine. My sciatica came from the stress of gravity, my life, and other stuff, and has made one of my lower spine's push against my nerves. I had this treated a year ago, unfortunately, this is a condition which can happen easier as time goes on. (It also occurs to older people, the fact that I'm young meant I got a doctor's lecture... )

It started to act up once more, so my parents hid my laptop from me so I wouldn't sit down again... Yeah, so hardly any writing was done... I have ideas, but no actual substance typed out. And now, currently I'm writing chapters now.

Update Schedule:

Okay, so here's the plan on the updates of The New Millenium, I plan to update at least twice a month. Each chapter will focus on a different group. The next chapter will be the Black Order, the next Noah, and the pattern continues. This is so I can have a singular focus on either side, allowing me to develop your guy's characters better. There will be times where the sides will converge, in which case, that month will be a singular update. I also plan on having this run for quite a while, in order to practice writing, and just for fun!

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Next update however will be in Febuary between America's Valentine's/ Single Awareness Day, and the twenty second. Hopefully both chapters will be done and I can post both at once.

MY CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PLOT!

Okay, so as stated before, their will be updates for either side. Likewise, I will be having the characters die off as well. They maybe my own characters, side characters my real life friends asked to add, the Oc's submitted, etc. This is going to be bloody, tear wrenching, etc. I plan to show how fighting does not mean EVERYONE comes out unscathed, I'm looking at you Fairy Tail and your Deus Ex Magnus. No one ever dies in Fairy Tail, gah!

Anyway, yeah, death will be a reoccurring theme. It will be no means George R.R. Martin esque, but more J.K. Rowlings, where the deaths will serve to better the ending, and the characters themselves. The plot will also involve using D. Gray Man's original characters and ideals, as well as my own speculations. You've already seen Allen/Neah's great grandson, Kanda's grand daughter, and Cross' grandson. I couldn't help but add legacies, because let's be honest, Hoshino-sensei is a goddamn genuis. She writes them so well!

Okay, story updates are finished, time for my rant. (Read if you want, none of my real life friends like D. Gray Man, so I don't anyone to talk to about it...)

BEWARE OF SPOILS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP TO THE CURRENT CHAPTER OF D. GRAY MAN FOR MY COUNTRY. MINE IS CURRENTLY CHAPTER 221

-WARNING: EXCESSIVE SWEARING, FANNING, SPECULATIONS, THEORIES, AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CAPITALIZATION, AND GENERAL STUPIDITY-

OMFG! HOLY FUCK ON A FUCK SANDWICH! WHAT IS GOING ON IN D. GRAY MAN. LINK IS NOW NEAH/ALLEN/NOT-ALLEN'S VASSAL, BY ORDER OF LEVLIER OF ALL PEOPLE! CROSS MADE A DEAL WITH LEVLIER ABOUT THAT ENTIRE FIASCO! JOHNNY IS BACK WITH THE BLACK ORDER, THE EARL IS MANA/NOT MANA, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT IS GOING ON?! PLEASE, TELL ME THINGS WILL BE CLEARED UP SOON! IT'S SO GOOD, HOLDS SO MUCH FUCKING CLIFF HANGER THAT BY NOW, ONLY MY FINGERS ARE HOLDING ON, AND I'M OVER A JAGGED EDGE WITH RAPID WOLVES ABOVE ME!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Okay, we get a small glimpse at what the Earl's/Mana/ Not-Mana(?)'s power is. Devouring human souls? Well, can't say that's not far from how the Earl acts. I mean, he turns souls into twisted creatures, so I guess he has powers regarding the soul. Also, what is up with the whole Neah and Mana back story? Brothers, but killed each other?

Despite his Noah name being Adam, their story seems more like Cain and Abel from the Bible. Cain killing Adam, the first murder, and then living with this sin for hummanity to bare and all that. I guess it follows right, if the Flood was the cleansing of Noah, and the thirteenth tribe being Noah's childeren, etc. But damn, that was an M. Night Shamaian twist!

Then the bomb being dropped that the Mana that raised Allen, was actually Earl-Mana! Or was it? Gah! Hoshino why! Why you do this! You make it sooooo goooooood, that my mind will not stop making theories when I'm supposed to be focusing on statistics!

In other words, Neah makes an extremely hot Allen. And I mean with his current way of speaking and such. He is a cinnamon roll who will probably kill you. And now my last questioned,

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALLEN! WHERE IS CUTE, ADORABLE, MOYASHI! WHERE IS HE! (Bale-man voice) WHERE IS HE!?

Gah, I'm so conflicted.

-Rant over-

Okay, if you have any questions, please PM. If you too want to help alleviate my current head of probably outcomes in D. Gray Man, review or PM me. Either works, and until then, see you all later!