"The following contest is a Monster's Ball Match for the UCW Ultraviolent Championship!"
(Ties that bind-Alter Bridge)
"Introducing first, from the Land of the Rising Sun, SUMO HAZAYASHI!"
He is a Japanese sumo-shaped guys with dark hair tied in a ponytail and with white trousers.
He slowly made his way inside the ring as the crowd cheered for him.
(War-Sick Puppies)
"And his opponent, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, "The Hardcore Killer" MIKE KOWALSKI!"
He is a caucasian guy with a dress similar to Pentagon Jr.
He came to the ring under the cheers with a barbwired baseball bat like Mick Foley's.
(Gold-lust)
"From Paris, France, SILVERDUST!"
He made his way to the ring with a small nail hammer.
(Not afraid-Eminem)
"From Boston, Massachusetts, he is the Ultraviolent Champion, MARIO SANCHEZ!"
He came with a Bruins of Boston shirt and a chain. Once into the ring, he removed his shirt which he threw in the crowd and putted his chain in a steel pose before giving his title belt to the ref who showed it and called for the bell, starting the match.
Everybody immediately jumped on Sumo as he was the bigger. However, he managed to push them back and clotheslined them one-by-one.
He then irish whipped Silverdust with the ropes and applied a Back Body Drop. He followed with a Body Slam to Mario Sanchez.
Suddenly, as he turned around, Kowalski smashed his head with a STOP panel. He smashed him three more times before climbed a corner and jumping to smash Sumo's head with the panel again, making him fall on his back.
He then set him up for a Piledriver, but he reversed it. Silverdust took the opportunity to hit him with a kendo stick, making him roll outside the ring to rest.
Mario then attacked him from behind and tried to irish whipped him in the ropes, but Silverdust reversed it and caught him with a Scoop Powerslam. He then got him back up and applied a Lifting Reverse DDT.
Suddenly, Kowalski smashed him in the stomach with his barbwired bat. As he lay on his stomach, Kowalski locked him in a Camel Clutch with the bat forcing on his forehead, making him bleed.
Once he stopped, he turned his attention to Mario and tried to smash him with the bat, but he dodged, got under his arm and lifted him to make his groin land on the top rope.
He grabbed this last one and swung it up and down, hurting Kowalski's parts until he fallen outside the ring.
Mario followed him and tossed him into a corner of the security barricade. He then spotted a few steel chairs and took one. He asked a fan nearby to hold it on Kowalski's face while he took another steel chair.
He smashed it against the one on Kowalski's head and exchanged a high-five with the fan. Another one handed him a beer cup which he took and drunk some before throwing to rest in Kowalski's face.
The crowd started chanting: "Mario Sanchez!"
Suddenly, Silverdust clotheslined him from behind. He then grabbed him by the legs and slingshoted him into a steel pose, busting him open.
He then searched under the ring to take a barbwired table and placed it between the security barricade and the apron.
Sumo suddenly grabbed him and threw him into the steel steps. He grabbed him again afterward and threw him into the fans who were pretty happy.
Meanwhile, Kowalski searched under the ring and took a pile of light tubes wrapped together by some tape. He went back into the ring followed by Sumo.
This last one was about to attack, but Kowalski kicked him in the nuts, making him all on his knees, and unwrapped the light tubes which he smashed one-by-one on Sumo's skull.
He then climbed a top turnbuckle, ready for an aerial move. However, Mario suddenly pushed him, making him crash on the barbwired table that was between the ring and the barricade.
The crowd started chanting: "Holy shit!"
Mario looked at him for a moment before entering the ring where Sumo greeted him with a Superkick, knocking him down. He then took Mario's own chain from the pole and smashed his forehead with it.
However, Mario didn't reacted and told him to smash again. He smashed him again and Mario said that he wanted more. He smashed again and Mario smashed his own head with his fist as blood was flowing all over him, making the crowd going wild.
As Sumo was going for another shot, Mario blocked him and kicked his guts to grab his chain and smashing his stomach with it.
He then went behind him and choked him with his chain for a moment before getting under his arm and applying his Great Fall. He didn't went for the pin however and instead locked him into a Texas Cloverleaf.
Meanwhile, outside the ring, Kowalski took a case of beer bottles. He took one which he opened and drunk a little before re-entering the ring. There, he smashed the bottle straight on Mario's forehead, making him let go of his submission hold and practically knocking him out.
He then positioned him between his legs and applied a Texas Piledriver as the crowd was chanting: "This is hardcore!"
Suddenly, Silverdust came back into the ring with his nail hammer and smashed Kowalski's forehead with it, stunning him. He followed with his Cutter and the pin.
"1!...2!...3!"
"Here's your winner and new UCW Ultraviolent Champion, Silverdust!"
The ref brought him the belt which he lifted in one hand while holding his nail hammer with his other one.
The crowd gave a mix reaction as he left...
So guys? Was ultraviolent enough for ya?