Sanity Breaker MKII Chapter 4: E-Harmony Date With Destiny, a hyperdimension neptunia fanfic

Location Updated: Planeptune Hospital; Raider's room

POV 1st

It's been 3 days. I've gotten to know Comps a bit more. My sunglasses were apparently destroyed in my escape. So I've been wearing a medical eyepatch over my left eye for the past 3 days.

She was helping me today try and move around. When she realized that I could move around freely without too much trouble, she said something about bringing me to the basilicom.

That leads to this moment in time. Compa is currently bringing me to the basilicom. I'm to meet the Oracle, something about me seeming familiar.

When we arrived, I was asked to wait downstairs. While Compa went upstairs I found a trophy hall of sorts.

I looked at my clothes. A blue hoodie had replaced my black one. A pair of black jeans adorned my legs. And my scarf was wrapped around my neck.

I walked down the hall for a bit. I found myself starring at 3 pieces of equipment. I think.

A black trench coat adorned the wall. I pulled it off and put it on. Something about this seems very familiar.

I walked over to a sword and a bracelet. I touched the bracelet, and a ring came out of a spot. I don't know what was coming over me but I put it on.

And lastly, I found a sword. It looked like something out of a video game. It was almost as big as me. There was a hole above the hilt… I think there's layers of glass in there.

The weapon was a gunmetal steel colour. There was lines of red light running through it. (Think a white manado crossed with a promethean weapon [halo])

As I touched the blade, images flew through my Mental Plains. I clutched my head and dropped the sword. It created a loud bang.

My left hand started to shine again. However the glove had holes in it, so the light shone through a bit.

"NEPU!? What was that!?" asked a voice that now sounded very familiar.

"I'll check it out." said another voice.

I quickly tore off my scarf and covered my face, and put my hood up, just as the hood went up, a girl in a long blue jacket ran into the room.

"Hey you! Stop!" she yelled at me.

I quickly broke into a sprint, running away from the girl.

My injuries seemed to be healed after contact with the sword. Huh…

As I raced through the streets, I pulled out my light cycle baton. Getting on the bike, I raced off. I heard the girl on a bike behind me.

Activating the light beam, I sped up. Behind us in the distance I saw…. Sh*t! It's the CPUs….

I looked ahead, I saw a ramp of sorts. In front of me was a giant chasm.

I drove into the ramp, launching myself into the air, then using what I now can confirm as gravity, got to the other side.

Not stopping to look behind me, I kept driving.

Location Updated: Leanbox.

I had arrived at Leanbox. And my god, did it take a while to lose the CPUs…. On the plus side, I got a new pair of sunglasses.

However they have seen my outfit, and I'm kinda without the cash to get a new one.

Besides, this trench coat is the most badass thing I've worn yet.

Anyways, that aside I need a way to get money, fast.

It was at this moment, lady Plot Convenience (Hah! That's PC) came calling.

"What's this?" I asked leaning into a poster.

'Do you think you have skill with a guitar? Or are you a good singer? Doesn't matter! Sign up for a chance to play with Leanbox own idol, 5pb. Your prize if the crowd likes you enough Is 500,000 credits! So what are you waiting for?' the poster said.

'What am I waiting for.' I thought smirking. You see, I had picked up a hobby of learning the guitar, and from what I'm told, I'm also a good singer.

So, if I can play a song I know well enough… this should be fun.

Location Updated: Concert Hall

So I had made it to the show. It me vs another guy.

He just finished, the audience liked him a good amount, I'm just not sure if it was for him or 5pb….

I walked onstage and told them the song name, they nodded and the audience began singing.

(Play Ignorance - Paramore; Natewantstobattle cover)

As the first few guitar rifts played, I knew this would win.

If I'm a bad person, you don't like me
Well, I guess I'll make my own way
It's a circle, a mean cycle
I can't excite you anymore

I looked into the crowd, they seemed to be enjoying it.

Where's your gavel? Your jury?
What's my offense this time?
You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me
Well, sentence me to another life

I looked out again. Uh oh.

Don't wanna hear your sad songs
I don't wanna feel your pain
When you swear it's all my fault
'Cause you know we're not the same
No, we're not the same, oh, we're not the same
Yeah, the friends who stuck together
We wrote our names in blood
But I guess you can't accept that the change is good
It's good, it's good

It's the CPUs are here, I think I'm at an apropreate moment though. One of them is keeping there eyes glued to me.

Well, you treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out
You treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out
Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend

The crowd was loving us. I smiled, this was amazing.

This is the best thing that could've happened
Any longer, and I wouldn't have made it
It's not a war, no, it's not a rapture
I'm just a person, but you can't take it
The same tricks that, that once fooled me
They won't get you anywhere
I'm not the same kid from your memory
Well, now I can fend for myself

Don't wanna hear your sad songs
I don't wanna feel your pain
When you swear it's all my fault
'Cause you know we're not the same
No, we're not the same, oh, we're not the same
Yeah, we used to stick together
We wrote our names in blood
But I guess you can't accept that the change is good
It's good, it's good

The CPUs started walking towards the stage. They'll let the concert finish I hope.

Well, you treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
Well, I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out
You treat me just like another stranger
Well, it's nice to meet you, sir
Well, I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out
Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend
Ignorance is your new best friend

(Song ends)

As the crowd roars with excitement. I hear another song getting shouted over and over.

I look over to 5pb. "You want to do another?" I asked her.

"Sure." she said,smiling.

The CPU's stopped moving and watched. Well all but one, Plutia… she kept moving.

Wait… how do I know her name?

(Play Let me try - Natewantstobattle)

I was going to do another song… but this one just popped in there.

As the first few notes started, I saw the CPU stop in her tracks. Her eyes…. Had a sense of… sadness.

You and I, we both know well
I couldn't do this by myself
And every day it's all the same
You picked me up when down I fell
But I'm still standing through and through
I know exactly what to do
I'll give it everything I got
Although I'm not stronger than you

The words sang out of my mouth like it was a song I had done before. And here was the thing… I don't remember this one.

But I'll be your shield, I can be your lion
I'll dry your eyes if I see you cryin'
Believe in me and I won't let you down!

But now we've come so far
I know just who we are
We shine brighter than any gem between us and the sun
Now it's just you and me
Like it was meant to be
And I'll protect you, I'll defend you
If you let me try
We'll stay together, now and forever
Just let me try

The crowd was even more invested now. Some of the CPUs also were getting into this.

You and I, we both know
We couldn't do this on our own
You say you're fighting for my mother
But we'll see how much I've grown
But I can't believe everything that I'm told
I'll fight till the end, while I'm young or when I'm old

But I'll be your shield, I can be your lion
I'll dry your eyes if I see you cryin'
Believe in me and I won't let you down!

A scene flashed before my eyes. I kept singing, but it was If I was in that scene and not this one.

But now we've come so far
I know just who we are
We shine brighter than any gem between us and the sun
Now it's just you and me
Like it was meant to be
And I'll protect you, I'll defend you
If you let me try
We'll stay together, now and forever
Just let me try

Stay with me, fight with me, victories abound
Now we've got this, can't stop us, and I won't let you down
I know you never asked to be made

But now we've come so far
I know just who we are
We shine brighter than any gem between us and the sun

As the song hit it's final note, the crowd was completely in my favor.

I turned to 5pb. She smiled,before turning to me. "Congrats, I don't think I've seen an audience this interested in a male band member before." she said. I scratched the back of my head.

She picked something up and handed be a bag and a card.

"Prize money, and a contact card. If you need work, give me a call." said 5pb.

"Thanks." I said pocketing the cash.

I turned to leave, as I exited the hall…

"Stop right there!" said a voice, and my god did she sound mighty pissed…. This seems to be a trend…

I turned around to see the CPU of Lowee.

"Thanks for stalling him, he won't get away now!" said Lonely Heart…. Where the hell did that come from…

"No thanks. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on An E-Harmony date with Destiny." I said.

"You're not going anywhere asshat!" shouted White heart.

"No you see, you're too much dude for me, that's why I brought this." I said, further enraging White Heart, grabbing a flash bang from my pocket.

"White Out!" I shouted, an SP skill activating. The flash bang worked it's magic but not before also letting off a smoke screen.

Activating my Light Bike, I drove off.

However the other 2 CPUs quickly caught up with me.

Jumping off the bike, and returning it to baton mode. I landed into a backwards slide.

I got into a stance and looked at the CPUs. Alright everyone, take your bets!

Thunder Tits charged me. Intending to give me a good spearing…. What the hell is with these names? Also jokes!

I some form of unknown reflexive instinct, I flicked my wrist and spun the ring on my right ring finger. A cutlass, with the blade being made of what I can only assume is hard light spawned.

Gripping the blade, I parried the incoming spear, before sending the CPU to the floor with gravity.

The Nepster…. Okay seriously? This is getting very confusing. She ran at me full force, my reaction was to close line her, with her own weapon. Thanks gravity.

Turning around I came face to face with…

"Pluts?" the word came out of my mouth before I even thought about them. Also, Pluts? Wasn't that Iris Heart in front of me?

"Hello, Bryce… I think I need to give you another 'Lesson'."

Hey guys, so I just got back from watching the Deadpool movie! And OMFG was it awesome!

As I said to my dad, not even an R rating will keep a high schooler from seeing this year's feel good baby movie!

I think some stuff was lost in translation…

So I'd you see any references to D-pool,it's because he's in my mind.

So fencer should get mere on the weekend. Mainly because I have no time during school to write it.

So until next time

DFTBA

P.S. Double the normal chapter length, just for you!