I stared, ludicrously at Iris Heart.

"I'm sorry, what?" I said, Not believing a word she was saying.

"I'm disappointed in you… even going as far as an attempted Assassination on Histoire…" said Iris Heart shaking her head.

"That was you!?" said Purple Heart in shock.

I tried looking for an exit to my current situation… nothing, zilch, nope, nada….shit.

"Don't try thinking of a way out of this one Bryce." Said Green Heart.

"Try me Thunder Tits!" I yelled back in anger.

"Why you!" said Green Heart in anger. She tried Impaling me with her spear…that does not sound right in my head.

I smirked 'an opening'. I jumped onto the spear and flipped over Green Heart.

Landing into a sprint, I made a run for it. I've played enough assassins creed in my free time to know how to hide in plain sight.

However I think I'll take the high ground.

Launching a rope dart from my gauntlet, I shot up onto the roof.

I looked behind me to see Iris Heart with a… Bryce… whoever you are… I hate you with all of my being. And now I feel like punching myself in the face.

"Get back here!" Said Iris Heart in a singsong voice. It also doesn't help that she has the most Yandere looking grin on her face.

I jumped through a window in the building in front of this one. Sprinting towards the other one, I fired a rope dart to another buildings roof.

Climbing onto the roof, I'm greeted with Iris Heart. The other CPUs surrounding us.

Activating my sword, I got into a battle stance. I awaited the first move.

"After you disappeared from the-" Iris was interrupted by Purple Heart yelling "Spoilers!"

Iris Shot her a glare, before looking back to me. "You disappeared without a word. And now I'm going to make you sorry for that, Guardian."

That's when ever thing clicked in my head.

Bryce=Guardian, Me=clone of Bryce, Me=Guardian… that's some messed up logic.

"I'm no Guardian. I'm just a man running from my creators." I said Honestly.

"Creators?" said Purple Heart in confusion.

"Umm not this Bryce you keep seeking of. I'm a clone made using his DNA. Raider-3343." I said. In all honesty I was just saying this to keep my nerves in check.

"Then Histoire can see if you're the real thing. One way or another you're coming with us." said Black Heart.

"Let me bash his skull in already!" yelled White Heart in anger.

"I'm good… GAH!" my head was impacted by… oh great… Plutia with a mallet.

And into the unconscious I go.

(LINE BREAK)

Chapter 5 was short but it was filled with enough ideas that I need I'll be taking a small break to get further into Guardians.

I know I've already said this in Hunter but I recommend checking out my Chuunibyou fanfiction.

It's also the first self insert with a certain twist that I've seen on .

Anyways until next time

DFTBA