Sanity Breaker MKII

by 0n3dge

Okay, Okay.. How about this: This is the story about a man who has yet to- Wait what? Something else? Okay how about: So how did this all happen? Wait no something else? Uh... lets see... This is the story of findings, Death, Assassins and a whole lot of Bullsh*t. What? Different story? Nope, there's no stopping this one it's going down. (Sequel to Re:Birth: Guardians, here we go)

12. Chapter 12: Karaoke!

To those who haven't read it yet… something happened and a sneak peek of Part 3 of Guardians is on… Well… Re;Birth: Guardians.

To G1archangel… yes, you should have MANY questions.

To Tehg2000… NOPE! :)

And to AIYF Productions… Read above, and I'm wondering whether make another story… or build off of Guardians as for people who haven't read MKII can read that without too many spoilers or… the general need.

Onto Reveiws!

To Remitted… still debating. I may do something… but not sure yet.

Also, calling out You Never Knows! Check your PM inbox, we need to talk ASAP.

Onto the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia, the property is owned by Idea Factory and Compile Heart, or whoever else has any ownership of the series. Please support the actual thing. Just… finish this first please?

(LINE BREAK)

"..."

"Bryce? You okay?" asked Plutia.

"I feel like the author is pulling an 'us'..." I said.

"Huh?" asked Nomia.

"Oh yeah! This one started when Guardians was almost over." said Neptune.

"...I'm not surprised anymore." I said, returning to what I was doing.

"Bryce, the package has been sent." said Histoire floating in.

"And?"

"In Johnny's exact words: About damn time!" said Histoire. "This was before he went to go throw up."

"You would think he'd get used to Anti-Gravity by now… oh well at least Mini-Bryce didn't try to crush anyone with gravity…" I said.

"..."

"He tried didn't he?" I asked.

"Why do you think Johnny went to go throw up?" Answered Histoire.

"Ugh… I got to apologize to them sometime…" I said, standing up.

"Now… What to do with you two…" I said.

"What do you mean us two!?" Asked Noire. "We didn't do anything!"

"Remited demands you both become Waifu's. To who, I honestly can't care less." I said.

"..." Neptune got a creepy grin on her face.

"No, you're not making my relationship a love triangle." I said.

"Aww…"

"Anyways, I came to say that the concert should be happening soon." I said.

"How soon is soon?" Asked Noire.

"About 1 Chapter." I said.

"Oh…"

"So I have the day off… anyone want to do anything?"

(LINE BREAK)

"Kill us…" Both me, Neptune and Nomia moaned.

"Come on, you did ask." Said a smirking Noire.

"Enjoy this while you last, Nowa! Soon… We will have the last laugh!" Exclaimed Neptune.

"Stop calling me that!" Exclaimed Noire in annoyance.

"NEVER!" Shouted Neptune in defiance.

"Keep this up and the author might make you two a couple…" Said Nomia.

"...I can see it." I said.

"Could you not!?" Asked Noire.

(LINE BREAK)

"This is… somewhat better…" Nomia Said.

"Karaoke!" Exclaimed Neptune in excitement.

"I need my voice for the concert." I said. "I can't really do this."

"That's fine! You can still watch us sing." Said Neptune.

"...dammit."

"Who's up first?" Asked Plutia.

"Me first!" Shouted Neptune.

(MANY HOURS OF KARAOKE LATER *TWITCH TWITCH*)

"Alright fine!" I shouted.

"Yay!" The collective shout of Neptune, Plutia and Nomia was very loud.

"They actually managed to get you to do one song… I'm slightly impressed." Said Noire.

"Whatever… Let's go."

(Play Careless Whisper - Wham!)

Perfect way to start, air saxophone, genius Bryce, genius.

Time can never mend the careless whispers, of a good friend

To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind

There's no comfort in the truth

Pain is all you'll find

Should've known better

I feel so unsure

As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor

As the music dies, something in your eyes

Calls to mind the silver screen

And all its sad good-byes

I'm never gonna dance again

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

And waste the chance that I've been given

So I'm never gonna dance again

The way I danced with you

Time can never mend

The careless whispers of a good friend

To the heart and mind

Ignorance is kind

There's no comfort in the truth

Pain is all you'll find

I'm never gonna dance again

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Though it's easy to pretend

I know your not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

And waste this chance that I've been given

So I'm never gonna dance again

The way I danced with you

Never without your love

Tonight the music seems so loud

I wish that we could lose this crowd

Maybe it's better this way

We'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say

We could have been so good together

We could have lived this dance forever

But no one's gonna dance with me

Please stay

And I'm never gonna dance again

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a fool

Should've known better than to cheat a friend

And waste the chance that I've been given

So I'm never gonna dance again

The way I danced with you

(Now that you're gone) Now that you're gone

(Now that you're gone) What I did's so wrong

That you had to leave me alone

As I finished up, I looked at my crowd.

"Uh guys? Why… is Sadie here?" I asked.

"Neppy." Said Iris Heart.

"Yes?"

"Nomia."

"Hey what are you!?" Asked Nomia as Neptune covered her ears.

Iris Heart grabbed me into a hug. It got slightly unconfertable when Iris Heart Whispered into my ear.

"I want you SO bad right now." She said.

"Uh…"

Iris Heart de-transformed and left.

"Bryce?"

*THUD!"

"And he's out… Plutia I think you broke him…" Said Neptune.

(LINE BREAK)

(Author's Note)

There you all go.

I understand a lot of you have questions about Guardians latest chapter. That is something that I can't have spoilers for yet.

So until next time

DFTBA