Hello! I'm updating…
Now I am stopping my writing of my other stories to finish this and work on… my project.
(*COUGH COUGH* Guardians *COUGH COUGH*)
So without further ado…
Onto the story!
"..."
"Bryce?"
"We're starting the chapter up like this again? *Sigh* Alright…" I said.
"Uh… guys?am I the only one concerned by the fact that Assassins just tried to kill you!?" exclaimed Noire.
"Oh please Nowa, this happens like… ever other week." said Neptune.
"No… Noire is right. I just… what is he up to…?" I asked Myself.
"He?"asked Plutia.
"Stop playing the pronoun game." said Nomia.
"'The Boss' as he's called, leads this group of assassins. They were the ones who helped Arfoire launch the attack against us In the first place… they also employed Steven…" I said.
"So we just need to find 'The Boss' punch him square in the face and be done with this… right?" asked Neptune.
"It's not that simple... " Said Green Heart. "He would be prepared for that."
"The punching square in the face or the finding him." asked Nomia.
"Why not both?" asked a voice.
We turned to the direction in which the voice came.
"Hello…" said a man, floating in mid air.
"That's… new…" I said.
"You! You're 'The Boss' aren't you!?" exclaimed Neptune.
"Of course, jump to conclusions why don't you?" I muttered.
"Yes, I am 'The Boss'... now, I'm just here to give you a friendly reminder of your imminent demise. If you're wondering about the frequency of these reminders, it's to instill as much fear as possible. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with." said 'The Boss'.
"Is he going somewhere with this or…?" asked Nomia.
"That's right! I'm going to F*ck the Fear turkey!-" I cut him off.
"You done? Can I proceed to Stab you now?" I asked.
"Can I just get to the point…? *Sigh* I'm tired of this… Peace, you have. It ends… Today." Said 'The Boss'.
"Why not tomorrow?" Asked Nomia.
"Today." Repeated 'The Boss'.
"Imma go with no…" I said. "No offence but… I kinda like the peace we got here. And snowball's chance in hell am I going to let you disrupt it."
"Tough luck with that." Said 'The Boss'.
He disappeared and reappeared in front of me, delivering a gut punch that sent me flying. I crashed into Neptune, who was trying to grab onto Noire.
"Okay then… This might be harder than expected." I said, getting up.
"Can I do the thing?" Asked Nomia.
"DO THE THING!"
Nomia activated HDD, Plutia also joined in. Soon Noire and Neptune turned into their CPU forms.
"Vert go, It's not safe…" I said.
"Alright…" She said slowly, walking away.
"5 on 1, that's hardly fair… You need more men." He said.
"Look I understand where you're going with this, but where else are there GOOD males in Hyperdimension Neptunia?" I asked.
"That wasn't what I meant…" Said 'The Boss'.
"I know." I said.
"That's it, Killing you all." He said, pulling out a- HOLY SH*T THAT'S A BIG CANNON!
"Eat this!" He shouted, firing at us.
"Oh man!" I grabbed my left forearm and raised my hand. A shield caught the beam, thank you spacetime!
"ENOUGH!" He shouted, Sending us all flying to the ground. "I'll give you this day… But tomorrow! I will end you."
'The Boss' disappeared before our eyes.
"...Is anyone else… Really confused?"
"Noble… I'm at a lost, what do I do now…"
"First, explain to me why I'M the first person you went to. THEN I can elaborate." Said Noble.
I gave Noble a look.
"Okay fine… You said he's the leader of that assassin's group right?"
"Yeah…"
"Then you infiltrate the place and figure out what to do from there." Said Noble.
"I'm not too sure…"
"This is a TERRIBLE plan!" I said.
"You were the one to listen to one of my ideas! I don't always have the greatest ones!" Said Noble
"Yeah I gathered. Just look at your self published book. Shots Fiyerd." I said.
"I thought we agreed to NEVER discuss that!" Exclaimed Noble.
"Never did!" I said back.
"Why are we yelling!?" Asked Noble.
"Because the portal to their dimension is Load as Fu-!" I was interrupted by a loud sound.
"Did… we stop moving?" Asked Noble.
"We might have yes…" I said.
"Look at what we have here…"
"Oh god dammit!" I said.
"Hello!" Said Dark.
"You again!? Why are you here?" I asked.
"Uh… I live here?" He said.
"Oh yeah…"
"What are YOU doing here?" He asked.
"His idea." I said, pointing to Noble.
"Screw you too!"
"Again… WHAT are you doing?"
"...We… may or not be trying to find out 'The Boss'' plans…" I said.
"Yeah… you're going to have to go through me first." Said Dark.
"Great…"
"Wait… No never mind, I am needed in another story. If you'll excuse me." Said Dark as he went behind us, the portal continuing to send us to 'The Boss'' dimension.
"Here we come."
(Author's Note)
There you go.
Sorry if the chapter isn't getting up to par. I'm running out of Plot devices to use to push the story along.
Until next time
DFTBA.