All characters are Derek Landy's. Blah, blah, blah. Jade is mine and Violet is my friend's (DarquesseQueenOfDarkness). Read her stories. She's fab.
Skulduggery. Valkyrie.
R u awake? Stakeout Day 2 is today
Oh good I can't contain my excitement.
Sarcasm?
Nooooo
Sarcasm?
Eye lasers?
Lol
-_- back
So r u awake?
Yeah
Pick me up in an hour at pier
Okay.
Love you.
3 love you too
China Skulduggery
Hello, Skulduggery, I got your email. What's up?
Hi China. You're a woman right?
I guess. -_- bit surprised you had to ask though.
Oh I remember that you're all woman ;)
Sorry that was Saracen
Ah okay. Why?
He stole my phone.
No why are you asking if I'm a woman...
Oh right. Well, I was going to ask your advice about something.
About what?
About rings.
What about rings?
About what would suit people.
And who are these people?
Are you going to make me say it?
Yes.
Ghastly. Skulduggery
Fine! I'm going to propose to Valkyrie! And I need your opinion on rings! Okay?
Hi Skul.
It's Ghastly.
Guess you got wrong number?
But OMFG YOU'RE PROPOSING!
That was Tanith. I'm more manly than that.
OMG OMG OMG YOU'RE PROPOSING TO VAL! XOXOOXOXOXOX 3 3 3
That was Tanith?
No, it was me :)
My God. You're such a girl.
Anyway, I meant to text that to China because she's a girl.
...Well done...
And she was going to help me pick a ring that suited Valkyrie.
!
Is it a good idea to have an ex-flame pick out the ring for your new flame?
Don't let Valkyrie hear you calling her a flame.
-_- laser eyes
How do you know about that? That's mine and Val's thing!
She text me saying : Ghastly, what smiley is this -_-
Lol
China Erskine
Skulduggery? Why aren't you replying? I know you're proposing to Valkyrie. I was just teasing you. Are you sure that this is the right decision? One that you're going to spend the rest of your life with?
Dafuq?
Grand Mage, language!
Skul is proposing to Val?
Yes, Erskine, he is. Why are you so shocked? It was inevitable this day would come.
My wingman. My skul-bro. My everything.
Let him go, Erskine.
Laser eyes? Did Valkyrie text you too?
Yes. So you were asking him if he was sure about the proposal...do you know Skul and Val? They've known each other for ten years!
He does rush into things sometimes.
When?
His marriage with his first wife.
China, back off, bitch.
That was Dexter
But I agree
Back off
Sorry, Grand Mage.
China Skulduggery
Skulduggery, I'm glad you're proposing to Valkyrie. I hope you have a great life together.
Thanks, China.
You're welcome.
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And SCENE. Got a school trip tomorrow so no updates. Be too tired and just want to watch Hollyoaks.