(Author's Note)
So… yeah...
(NOTE: Slightly edited most recent chapter of guardians as of this chapter going up.
Onto this story.
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"What the!?"
"Get that weak sh*t, OUT OF THIS HOUSE!" Was my exclamation.
"I don't see a problem with it." said Neptune.
"It's the freaking Philips CDI! HOW can you not see a problem with it!?"
"It's don't…"
"Never mind… we have more important matters." I said.
"Like 'The Boss'?" asked Noble.
"Exactly."
"So… what do we do?" asked G1.
"...We increase in numbers. It took the combined power of all of us into one of my SD cards to defeat Steven… and we're fighting his boss… We NEED all the help we can get." I said.
"So… who do we call first?" asked Garland.
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"The fact that space time works like this is weird." said Tehg, walking out of the portal.
"Think of it this way. If I need to, I can go to one of your time lines future and train me to understand his powers. Speaking of, G1 I'd like to actually get paid for that one." I said.
"But you haven't… oh… oh." said G1 his eyes squinting at me at the end.
"And when is Alex, Tamazaki, and the others getting here?" asked Garland.
"As of right now? No clue." I said.
I heard a knock on the door. I walked over and opened it.
Impaled
A sword was shoved through my chest.
"AHH THAT'S SMARTS!" I exclaimed.
"Bryce!" Exclaimed Plutia.
"That was… easy." said Shinji.
"Dude… what the f*ck?" I asked out, blood pouring out of the hole in my chest.
"The Boss is stuck dealing with… Military Traffic… so I was sent ahead to deal with you." said Shinji.
"How does the story know this guy?" asked Neptune.
"2 things… 1: You Never Knows PM the author. 2: WHY IS THAT YOUR REACTION!?" I exclaimed.
"But this happens like every other week." said Neptune.
"You… are not helping!" I said.
"Man this is just sad…" said Shinji.
"Hey guys? Where did they go?" asked Noble.
Garland, G1 and Tehg appeared around Shinji.
"Oh."
The sliced and shot him a good amount of times, just to be sure.
"Leaving now…" Shinji said as he disappeared.
"And we'll never see him again." I said.
"they'll see me next chapter." thought Shinji.
"Bryce!" Exclaimed Plutia. "You okay?!"
"Now you notice!"
"He's bleeding pretty bad…" said Tehg.
"Oh god, it's in the Persian rug." said G1.
"Stop referencing abridgements and help me!"
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After waiting for the bleeding to stop (thanks Compa) we finally were able to… do whatever.
However…
"That last slice of pizza is mine!" I exclaimed.
"You wanna Go!?" exclaimed G1.
"Guys! I'm pretty sure it's mine." said Tehg.
"I… honestly could care less." said Garland.
"Then there's only one thing to do…" I said.
"YOU DON'T MEAN!"
"But I do. " I say smirking.
"It's time… to settle it in smash!" I exclaimed.
About 3 minutes into our murder fest, we hear a chewing sound.
We turn our heads to see Plutia nibbling on the last slice.
"It's…" said G1.
"Adorable…" was my answer.
"She just ate the last slice Bryce…" deadpanned Tehg.
"How can I be mad at that!?" I asked him.
Plutia continued.
"You see!"
"Hmm… you make a good point." said Garland.
"It's this really what this chapter is turning into?" asked Neptune.
"It's like my story to have some fluff okay." I said.
"...So are calling the chapter done or…?"
"Eh why not?"
THE END.