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MATE WHERE R U? IT'S MAD AND FILLED WITH LADEEZ IN HERE

I AM SO HAWT

AND POPULAR WITH DA LADEEZ

Haha okay, mate. You're sitting in the same taxi as me.

You're a weird drunk

I AM NOT DRUNK. I AM IRONMAN.

You keep singing 1D songs to the taxi driver

DUDE THE TAXI DRIVER WANTS ME BADDDDD

R u now gay?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Well that wasn't a yes or a no

YES? NO? AREN'T THESE RHETORICAL ANSWERS?

No such thing

THAT WAS A RHETTY QUESTION!

Lol. You're so strange.

Saracen Valkyrie

How's the double date ;)

With that wink, I'm thinking that you think double date is a code word for orgy

Course not ;D

Are you drunk?

No, I'm seriously not. Erskine's passed out on the street, Anton's ballroom dancing with a stripper pole he ripped from a strip club and Dexter's snogging this girl.

Sounds fun xD

It is. So how's the date?

Guhhhh. Ghanith keep snogging and being SO BLOODY ROMANTIC. THEN ME AND SKUL KEEP ARGUING ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Glee?

We're past glee now. We've agreed to disaglee

Lol disaglee

Like my pun?

Oh god skul's now commenting that I'm texting you A LOT

C u tomorrow then. When your not going to be accused of cheating.

Haha thanks. Bye

Ghastly Tanith

THIS DATE IS A DISASTER

God help us all! Where r u

Texting under the table as skul rants about not being able to eat and valkyrie and relationships and UGH

Where r u?

In ladies loos with val ranting about skul moaning and skul and relationships

Shall we make our exit?

YES

Say it was a success tho

Kk love you

LOVE YOUUUUUU BEBBY2