A/N) Just a quick note this chapter bounces around quite a bit so I have them marked in bold. I hope that helps.

Oh and I don't own Hetalia let's just take a moment to be grateful for that!

-Japan-

Japan met France at the airport, and promptly took him to his house. Trying relieve some of the tension, Japan offered him some tea.

"No thanks I'd rather just get this over with" Francis said, running his fingers through his hair.

"Hai, I want to know what actually happened with Holy Roman Empire, not your lies."

Francis sighed "Alright..."

-Germany-

It was afternoon time in Germany. Said country, was reading while Italy was chasing after a rabbit in the garden.

"Ciao Feliciano." Romano said, walking over hand in hand with Spain.

"Oh ciao big brother!" Feli said .

"Antonio, and I wanted to invite you to come out with us today,"

Germany groaned internally. He wasn't reading anymore, but eavesdropping.

"Oh, what are we going to do?"

Getting you away from this macho potato bastard.

Was what Lovino wanted to say but settled on,

"If you want to be a bastard about it, then nevermind"

"Nonono! Ve...Ludwig can I go with Romano, and big brother Spain?" Italy asked, putting on his best pouty face.

"Ja! Just come home early. Ve have a G8 meeting tomorrow." Germany said, looking up from his long forgotten book.

"Grazie Germany!" He ran over, enveloping Germany in a hug.

Germany hugged him back. Then watch Feliciano walk off with his arms wrapped around Lovino and Antonio. He sighed, and stood up walking back to the house. He couldn't afford to break any more chairs, so he channeled his anger into cleaning instead. Scrubbing down counters, and dusting helped him use his anger in a positive manner. Eventually he gave up.

"I'm such an idiot," he plopped down into a chair.

He couldn't just say No Feli stay with me. I enjoy our quiet times together, because I love you. No of course he couldn't. Because, he was an idiot.

-Italy-

"So, Italy is there anyone you've had your eye on lately?" Romano asked.

"Well I look at a lot of people all the time Lovi." Italy said, with a giggle.

"I think Lovi means like in a love kind of way." Antonio said.

"Oh what? Ve...no not really. I haven't found anyone of interest really. I'm always busy doing important work with Germany!"

"How about Russia? He could use a reason to get Belarus to leave him alone." Antonio suggested.

"Are you loco! Ivan? He would spend a date begging Italy to become one with him!" Romano yelled. Sometimes his boyfriend was stupid. Then he got an idea,

"England, he is an erotic ambassador. Pretty sure he's slept with almost every country!"

Antonio put his arms in a big X,

"Estúpido pirata? No!"

"Guys come on I'm too busy for love. I only hang out with Germany anyways. How about him?" Italy said with a smile.

"No! You are better than that dumbass potato lover Feli! You need to find someone better, and stop hanging out with stupid Germans!" Lovino yelled at Italy.

Italy felt tears well up in his eyes and he bit on a knuckle to stifle a sob.

"Oh hermano!" Antonio wrapped Italy in his arms.

"What? What did I say?" Lovino was confused.

Antonio stared blankly at Romano "Estúpido, tu hermano es en amor con Ludwig."

"What? Italy is that true?"

Italy tilted his head to the side

"I-i don't know. I've just been really confused lately. Can we please just go get some ice cream?"

"ven conmigo Italia. We will get some Ice cream. Come on Romano" Spain grabbed the two brothers, and pulled them on the search for ice cream.

-Japan-

"Holy Rome was already weak. His countries were wanting independence, and he was slowly losing grip of his power. So he retreated during high tide with a dangerous storm on the horizon. I figured he was good as dead! So, I told everyone I defeated him, and told Italy to forget about him!" Francis finished, very dramatically clutching a handkerchief between his teeth.

"Baka! Do you know why I asked? Germany might be Holy Roman Empire!" Japan was actually yelling at France.

"What? Impossible! That...my God he would have retreated to where his countries lay. Wait? Are you sure about this?"

"Gilbert found a picture of little Germany. It's a picture perfect resemblance."

"Does Germany know?"

"Ie. Should...do you think we should tell him?"

France shrugged.

"He most likely doesn't remember a thing, but maybe he can discover his past. You have to help me Japan! He will kill me if he remembers."

"Oh stop it! You're such a coward. Want my tanto? Go out with honor with seppuku?"

"Honhonhon you are funny Japan!"

"Who was joking?"

"Que?"

-The next day at the G8-

"Someone is missing" Arthur said looking at the six other countries.

"I think it's China, Da, he should be here!"

"It's not China, and you know it commie! Why does it matter I'm here, and the most important!" America said.

"Sit down, you bloody git!" Arthur yelled, already getting flustered with the self proclaimed hero.

Alfred leaned over to whisper to Italy.

"Is it me, or do British people seem obsessed with blood? Everything is bloody this, and bloody that."

Italy clamped a hand over his mouth to stifle his laughter, as Arthur announced,

"Ok role call to determine whose missing. Russia?"

"Da!"

"France?"

"oui honhon-" Arthur cut the Frenchman off.

"You don't have to kill us with that stupid laugh. Bloody frog!"

America nudged Italy in the ribs, causing him to laugh. Arthur glared at the Italian, who froze at the glare.

"Well resident idiot is here. Germany?"

"Ja!"

Suddenly the door bust open, and Gilbert ran in panting heavily.

"Prussia you aren't a country why are you here?" Arthur said, with his hands on his hips.

"Here with my Birdie!" He responded.

"I'm so sorry. I completely forgot about this meeting! I have no excuse! I'm so sorry! Please, please forgive me!" Matthew seemed to appear to everyone.

"It's alright Canada, just sit down. We haven't even started." Arthur said gently.

"Oh maple! Thank goodness."

"We should have started! Seeing as Canada wants to love moose, and drag his ass!" Alfred said with a laugh, but froze when Gilbert was breathing down his neck, literally.

"What did you say about mein birdie Alfred?"

"Please, what are you going to do bomb me? Oh wait, you aren't a country, you can't."

"Vould you two stop acting like babies!" Germany yelled, standing up.

Everyone flinched and stopped, except Ivan who wore a creepy smile, and tilted side to side in his chair. Completely unfazed by everything.

"I agree with Ludwig, for once. Let's just get this meeting under way and over with!" Arthur said.

"Sounds rike a good idea!" Japan said "I will go first."

A/N) it's kinda short I know! Sorry but this chapter needed to get out! I'm sorry for all the bouncing around too, I have too much desire to get my Fav characters in this story! So yeah it'll settle down eventually!

To the guest who commented Perfection you sir or ma'am made my freaking day! That was very sweet thank you.

GDC) Nice Ke$ha parody, color me impressed. Funny and smart you are the best! You Keep commenting I'll keep writing lol.

To all my followers on here it's crazy the number just keeps growing! You guys flatter me with loving my story! I'm beyond happy I hope this story is going where you want it too!

Translations (cuz there is a lot)

Hai - yes

Grazie - thank you

Loco - crazy

Estúpido pirata - Stupid pirate

Hermano - brother

Estúpido, Tu hermano es en amor con Ludwig - Stupid your brother is in love with Ludwig

Ven conmigo Italia - Come with me Italy.

Baka - Idiot

Ie - No

Tanto - A short sword

Seppuku- belly cutting literally. A form of suicide in which samurai would go out with honor. Also more commonly known as Hari Kari.

Que- What?

Da, Oui, and Ja- Yes

Thanks again To HylianShadow 86 for dealing with my 600 language questions. You're the best!