Country Week

by faerietalegal

Country songs, by ND and Warblers. Singer and Song name will be posted. Will have days I post a bunch, and days I post a few. Requests welcome. This may never end... But it's fun! IF you have a character you want to sing a country song, Feel free to tell me :)

2. Woman Ladies

AN: Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson

The next day, All the girls came in wearing their Tik Tok costumes, newer girls were in similar outfit with addition of a baby doll on Tina's hip. The guys raised eyebrows at that. The girls looked at Mr Shue, who nodded. Santana looked at the girls and they all had evil grins.

"Yee-haw!" Santana shouted.

Santana: Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night

Brittany: In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait

All: Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip (Tina wiggles her hips)
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

Rachel:Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
Quinn: And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Sugar: Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door

All: I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah

Mercedes and Tina: Hey, I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
ALL: And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!

Mr Shue and the boys give a round of applause. Puck makes some obscure gestures toward the girls. The girls ignore him, rolling their eyes.