AN: Song is Cledus Judd's Wives do it all the time. One part of the song has ( ) on it, that means it's sung to the person inside the brackets, kay? :) And take a wild guess who the girls were put in the same row as.

Finn groaned as Rachel glared at him and left his truck. She stormed her way into her house, not giving him a backward glance. He started hitting his head on the steering wheel while muttering Stupid.

He went home and saw Kurt and Blaine standing on the porch, talking. He walked over to them. "How do I get Rach to forgive me?"

Kurt looked at him with raised eyebrows. Blaine rolled his eyes, "What did you do NOW, Finn?"

"She doesn't like this whole country music week thing we're doing, and wanted to do a Rock song. I told her she should stick to the assignment."

Kurt hummed in agreement. Blaine's eyes lit up, "I got it, let's show her what Country is really all about!"

The brothers looked at him with confused faces. Blaine smiled at them, "I've got the song."

The three went up to Kurt's room and Blaine went online to find it. He pressed play and watched their faces as they listened. Kurt burst into laughter, and Finn snickered. Kurt said as he laughed, "Oh God, that would kill her!"

The next day, everyone came into the choir room and saw a note on the piano. Mr. Shue grabbed it and read. "Oh, our next performance is in the auditorium. Let's go, people."

Everyone went into the auditorium and found they had named seats. So they sat in the seats specified. Slowly they noticed that they were in two lines, boys on one side and girls on the other. The only person without a boy was Rachel. Puck spoke up, "Where are Finn, Kurt and Blaine?"

Everyone looked around and noticed them missing. Suddenly they heard a guitar strumming from the stage and looked up to see Blaine strumming a guitar, smiling cheekily as he sang...

Oh Gosh, here we go again.
A fella can't get no rest around this joint.

He smiled at everyone as they noticed his outfit of just overalls and cowboy boots. Then they saw Kurt come in, wearing cowboy boots, blue jeans and a checkered button down shirt that matched his glasz eyes. They stared at him as he belted...

Well, she got up this morning at six am.,
She was as grumpy as can be.
Not a chance of sleepin' late,
'Cos she started vacuuming.
Said: "Get your lazy butt up Finn,
"You gotta take me to the Mall.
"Don't forget to bring them credit cards,
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all."

Finn came walking in, dressed like Blaine only he had a teeshirt under his overalls. He looked like he had just rolled out of bed. The three of them sang the next verse...

Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
A bunch a female General Schwarzkopfs,
A' barkin' off their commands.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Oh why do we? Can't tell if they break a nail).
Wives do it, all the time.

Kurt smiled as he walked off the stage, he walked to the girls' side and smirked. He went to the last girl in their row, and smiled as he sang a line to each girl...

(To Mercedes) Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place,
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust.

(To Santana)Didn't leave no gas in my pick up,
And she hates the way I get my hair cut.

(To Tina)You know you sure are a cold one, baby,
You get green with jealousy,

(To Brittany) When I steal your Victoria Sacred,
Or watch Mindy on CMT.

On the stage, Blaine and Finn belted in harmony...

Wives do it all the time,
We can't meet all their demands.
You know they lose all their sweetness,
When we give 'em that wedding band.
They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale.)
Wives do it, all the time.

Kurt smiled at the girls as he walked down, He smiled at Rachel and Sugar, and sang...

Well, she might just get frisky tonight,
So I won't get no-where near her.
And if she says: "Coyote, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her.
OOOOOh.

Everyone laughed, knowing Kurt would never do that. Blaine smirked at Kurt from the stage. Kurt ran back on stage and sang with Finn and Blaine...

They spend all our money, it's a mystery,
How us menfolk can survive.
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore.)
Wives do it, all the time.

Yeah, wives do it.
All the time, all the time.

Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.

Wives do it.
All the time, all the time.

Yeah, wives do it.
Mine does it all the time.

Finn smiled at Rachel, who laughed. Rachel looked at him, "OK Finn, you have a point. Country can be fun!"

Everyone else laughed and cheered. Finn held out his arms to Rachel, who ran into them. Mercedes looked at them, "What's with the named seats?"

Finn smirked, "Take a wild guess."

Everyone looked at who they were seated near, and laughter filled the room.