Nick and Jeff could see that the warblers were getting bored at rehearsals, and Jeff whispered an idea to Nick. Nick nodded while holding his laughter. After rehearsal they went to Wes, David and Thad and suggested their idea. The three councilmen agreed readily. They also agreed that Kurt and Blaine should join in this idea. Wes told Jeff to text them. So he did, and they readily agreed.
Later that day, Kurt and Blaine entered Warbler Hall, and smiled when they saw Nick, Jeff and the council. Kurt laughed, "Never thought I'd see the day You'd pick that song, Jeffie."
Jeff laughed at him. Everyone else snickered. They rehearsed for a couple hours, then Wes sent out a mass text for an emergency warbler's meeting and suggested Kurt and Blaine hide. They hid behind curtains, fully dressed in cowboy outfits.
The Warblers came into the room, and took their seats. Wes smirked at them, "Warblers, It has come to our attention that rehearsals are getting slightly boring for everyone. Nick and Jeff had an idea to boost our spirits. Gentlemen?"
Nick and Jeff both stood up and walked to the middle of the room. "Wevid, You have to join in!"
They looked at each other and then nodded to the boys.
Nick and Jeff started singing...
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!
Kurt and Blaine came out of their hiding places, singing...
Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Everyone cheered when they saw them. Nick jumped on Blaine's back, while Jeff jumped on Kurt's. The boys held them up with arms around their thighs. And the two sang...
Cause I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
(Wes and David)
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy (Jeff kissed Kurt's Cheek)
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(Kurt and Blaine)
Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy (Nick pretended to kick Blaine)
Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
(Nick and Jeff)
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
(Wes and David)
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy (Nick kissed Blaine's cheek)
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(Nick)
I'm a thorough-bred
That's what she said
In the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
(Jeff)
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
(Wes)
But her evaluation
Of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
(David)
All night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
(Kurt)
And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love
(Blaine)
And I saddle up my horse
And I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
(Wes and David)
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
On my old stud Leroy (Niff kissed Klaine's cheeks again)
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
(All Six)
What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.
All the warblers laughed throughout the song. Nick got off Blaine, Jeff off Kurt. Everyone smiled at their friends and the Warblers descended on the four boys in the middle of the room. Laughter and hugging ensued.
AN: Song is Save a horse, Ride a cowboy by Big and Rich.
