AN: As per Alex B. Goode's request, I wrote this songfic. Hope you love it, Alex. Thank you for the request! Song is, as Alex wanted, Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus.

You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

Sam walked onstage, smiling at everyone. The glee club raised eyebrows. Quinn, Mercedes and Brittany looked at him in confusion. He shook his head at them. They all looked at each other in confusion. Who is Sam singing about?

You can tell my arms go back to the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

Finn came out singing, smiling. Rachel, Quinn and Santana were now confused. Finn smirked at them, shaking his head.

But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Blaine came out, smiling as he sang. Kurt looked at him, as confused as everyone else. Blaine grinned at Kurt and shook his head.

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can can tell my lip
He never really liked me anyway

Joe and Rory came out, Joe with a guitar and Rory laughing. All the girls looked at them, now just hopelessly confused. The boys just laughed as they sang.

Or tell your Aunt Louise tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not okay
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

All the boys were on stage except Artie and Mike. They were off to the side, hiding. They knew who the song was for.

Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...
Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart...

Blaine went to the left end of the stage behind a curtain, and smiled at someone there. He held out his hand and everyone saw a hand take his. Shocked expressions covered all the girls and Kurt's faces as Tina was revealed. All the boys on stage started singing again...

But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Tina laughed and gave all the guys hugs when they were done. Off stage, all the girls and Kurt turned around and saw Artie and Mike hiding, Kurt realized they had not been on stage.

"Of Course, I should have known." He muttered.