The girls in the glee club were sitting in a row in the auditorium, all glaring at the stage. Kurt and Blaine sat behind them, snickering.
On the stage, Every guy in the ND was standing, looking apologetic. Apparently that little flirt fest with the girls from Carmel High was NOT a good thing to do. (author shakes her head at the boys)
Puck moved a step forward and tried to smile, but it came out a grimace,
Drinkin' beer in a cabaret And I was havin' fun!
Until one night she caught me right, And now I'm on the run
He moved back, and all the boys had sad expressions as they sang,
Lay that pistol down Babe, Lay that pistol down,
Pistol Packin' Mama, Lay that pistol down.
Finn moved forward and looked at Rachel, then pouted.
She kicked out my windshield, She hit me over the head,
She cussed and cried, and said I lied, And I wished that I was dead.
(All boys)
Lay that pistol down Babe, Lay that pistol down,
Pistol Packin' Mama, Lay that pistol down.
Artie and Sam looked at each other, and moved forward,
Drinkin' beer in a cabaret, And dancing with a blonde,
Until one night she shot out the light, Bang! That blonde was gone.
(All boys)
Lay that pistol down Babe, Lay that pistol down,
Pistol Packin' Mama, Lay that pistol down.
Mike, Joe and Rory looked at the girls, and tried their best sorry faces,
I'll see you every night Babe, I'll woo you every day,
I'll be your regular Daddy, If you'll put that gun away.
(All boys)
Lay that pistol down Babe, Lay that pistol down,
Pistol Packin' Mama, Lay that pistol down.
Lay that pistol down Babe, Lay that pistol down,
Pistol Packin' Mama, Lay that pistol down.
Now down there was old Al Dexter, He always had his fun,
But with some lead. she shot him dead, His Honkin' days are done.
The girls just raised their eyebrows at the boys. Kurt and Blaine were in full blown laughter and holding each other up. Author is just smirking.
AN: Pistol Packin Mama by Willie Nelson. I had to do it!