Llamas Eviscerate 'jO Bekke at HUgwRts'

by Angelus Nox

Here is our first fan fiction commentary! Join us as we read through a story riddled with plot holes, total character personality derailment, and a Mary Sue main character who can't seem to remember her own name. Will we, along with our editing llama, be able to tear the story apart?

6. Chapter 6

A/N Ty Darel for fixin da gramer erurs. Ur da vvest.

Yep. You're the vest Darel.

Chaptr 6: Trezur

Dumblrus sd drastically, "he iz ur twreszrue"

Drastically? How do you say something drastically? And there was officially one word spelled correctly, and that wasn't even in the right context. Great job!

Is no one saying anything about the treasure apparently being a dude? Slavery isn't cool.

"OMFGTISA" I seD sadly.

Imagine someone coming up to you and saying that. And how would you do it sadly?

"You had a baby? OMFGTISA! Your dog got kicked? OMFGTISA." Apparently this phrase is multi-use. Whatever it stands for.

"Dnt b so happe jo bEKl;e,' hary sed.

She's not happy. She's sad. Hary, you are terrible at reading emotions.

"Ut dis iz mor monee den I evr ceen b4" jo Belke sed.

More perspective switches? Or is there another character named jo Belke?

We entrd da trezur rum cotiouslee. We wlkd inid n hrd somtin. Den we luked in. SNALE AND KWERREL WERE DOING IT TOGEDER!

Snale and Kwerrel? Okay...? Doing what? *gasp* Is this more...CROCHET!?

That was a short chapter... On to the next one!

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