A.n: UR WRONG!11111111 THE northurnurs r a bunch of dum librels. THE SOUTH R THE 1s WHO WRK!11 THE NRTHurNURS WULD HAv us STUK up OnN HELTP CAAR We WRK DA FLDS U LUSRS sit in facterees aand complaen aLL dae log.,

#Antebellum problems.

ur StuPID FAT, And UGLEEE!

...okay?

DUMDUMBELRE IS NOT GAE! AND IF HE WAS HED GO 2 HELL!1!111111111111111

Why do you care so much? And yes, he is, J.K. Rowling said so herself. Jeez.

IIf u FlaaM ur ObvOUDSLY hjuST A stupid LIbrel Demcrat who DON'T knoe hOW to WoRK :P NORTHURNURS R MUCH STuPIDER,

And you don't know how to spell.

Chaptr 8: DE eSCPA

DE eSCPA!

fruM Gngiotes

"We walked out the door."

AFTR goluM cam bak to lif we celbratd.

But you were the one that killed him...?

It TRned OtTE he waz juS bein ConTROled by sum supid librel. Cuz dats wat librels do, dey r control freeks.

I disagree. I've met several Republican control freaks. You can be a control freak if you're Republican, Democrat, Independent, hey, you can even be a control freak if you're Communist!

Den da greMIlds tuld us we had to leeve noew.

I would say so too, if some random girl, her brother, and a Dumbedore impersonator just walked in, killed my guard dragon, and mudrered my fellow banker. Actually, I would be calling Azkaban at that point.

We lf to go to Medem Milpkinths. Dere was sum freek der. Hhe had blond heir, but he wsnt suthrn. He waz ubvusly nutherm.

Northern what?! You are in England!

Haree sat on 1sid an I sat on deotherr.

On... What?

:Who r u musnboled:"

"Musnboled" Wow, there's a zinger. Sounds like an elf name.

"I,m jO bEklle puttr, n dis iz mi bruthr," I sed stinlkly.

:JJO BELLE PORTER!/?"

Malfoy's gotten the closest to her actual name. Like, closer than her. Congrats Malfoy.

I don't even know what her 'real' name is.

"Yep, dats me,' I sed..

"I dint tink a suthrnur culd be so SXY.:

"UR STUPID,' I jumPED on hem nd kikd his boodee/ "HAHA' luser,' is ede.

I think jo bekke needs some anger management.

"Y O Y" DarKo crede.

"BcuZ ure a DUM nUTHernur aand dats wat haoons"

Den HAMLET CAM up.

"To join this story, or not to join this story. That is the question." The answer is no Hamlet. Run. Run like the wind.

" he dumbduymlr wntd to tll u somthin, he sed obtusely

As opposed to acutely.

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2 B CONTNINUED

Bi Da WaE NORTHERURS SUK!111111111111111111

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