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Cahprt 9: Dumblumdores mesage
Harmlt tuk us 2 Dumblumdur. "Helo dumdhumrr,' hamlt sed.
"Sorry, Hamlet, I'm Dumblumdur. Dumdhumrr is across the street."
"Helo Prufessor Haarmlet" Dumbumbledore said.
Oh, hey Dumbumbledore! When did you get here?
"jO beLLE and HaARe dis is Professur Hamlet. He is daa keeper of da kees a HUgwerts."
"Helo Prufessor Haglet," HaRRE amd ei sad.
Harry. The guy just said that his name was Hamlet. Jeez.
"Yes, I em Prufesor Hagmet.:
Stop it! You're confusing us!
Dumblum lafed ridikilosely.
I can't see it.
"alrite chldrn I need to tll u somthin."
"Wat iz it?" jo BelLe asked,
"Itz tim to go… … … … … .. … … PIK OTEUR WANDS!"
No need. Jo can already do magic without one; we don't need to give her more power!
We wnt 2 pck ote our wands. We wlkd doewn da street. BUT… …. … … … …. …. …. … … . … …
Terrible suspense is still terrible.
HAMLET WAS STILL STALKIN US!1!
"R u a pedow?" I asked.
"No! I just waaantd to knoe somthin!"
"Why do you keep switching names?"
Dumbldor sied. "lUK her hamlet, Your just a silly scotish persin."
Really?
Hamlit strtd to cri. "Iem surry prufsor."
"dats ok, u scotish people r jus lik oour pets."
See, this kind of scheiße is why they're voting for independence.
"Can I git a raze?"
"You want to be destroyed? Well, I would too if I was in this story. Wait, I am! Ahhhhhhh!"
Dumbleumr lafed evly. "Y WULD I GIV u a RAZE? Go away u SIMPLE MINDED KREEP!"
Dude...what? I have no words.
Harmlet sarted crien agin. Den he run off.
"ALrite childs, lets go pik ote ur wnds/
2BCNTUED