A;n' Alrite idiots. STOP GLAMIN MI STIRY!1111111111
No. You can't stop the Glam.
Jus bcause I hate Nurthernurs and gaes and blak people doesn't meen u need 2 giv me aa herd time!1111
Yeah, it kind of does. Well, it doesn't if you kept it to yourself, but since you put it in a story, it's kind of fair game.
Go 2 HE:: YANKEES!1111111111 I write about SUTHERN ENGLAND! Northurn englan and Scotlad are STUPID!1111
She does realize that the northern US and northern England aren't the same, right?
Doubt it.
Also, thanks to darrel for chekin da spelling. UR DA BEST!
I'm starting to doubt that he actually edits anything.
I can't wate for 2morrow. (Darrel nd I aare goin to the mall with sum frends)
The mysterious Darrel reappears.
Chaprer 10: JO BELLES WAND
we WeN 2 da wand shop. Der were all surts of wands der. I looked on da pervert roe.
Pervert roe? Perverted salmon? ...If you say so.
Der was a buch of stap on wands. Der was also *****************!111111111111111111
Oh dear. ******************. How terrible. Shield the children.
Den I went 2 daa SXY suTHern island,
Southern Island? Do you know Hans?
were der was a hole buch of wends. DEN I SAWED IT!1111111111111111111
Don't saw wands, Jo. If you break it, you buy it.
IT was da most butiful wand in da entir world. IT WAS A PTCH4k WAND! So u can cast spells and stab peeples.
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how wands work.
I hope she accidentally stabs herself.
Den a man cam upp bhin us. " MWAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAh!"
I prUf
Esur OLEE, I wull b ur wands prufesur.
I can't make sense of this whatsoever.
I can. You don't want to. (In normal English: "I'm professor Olee (Olivander?), I will be your wands professor.) What?
You know it's bad when you can't even understand it in normal English.
"Cull I said."
"I lik ur wand," he sed happly.
"ITS SXY," I sed.
Dude, you're eleven. You shouldn't care about "Sexy"
HAree agreed with me. Prufessor Olee tuk us in da bak of da store."Noew we hav some fun!" Olee sed.
This could be interpreted very wrong.
-ly.
2 B CONTINUED!