We probably should have mentioned this before, but here: Ashe and I do not own Harry Potter, jO bekke at HUgwRts (not that we want it), or any of the works we reference in our commentary.

A/N UR SO STUPID! U don't hav a clu!111 Stop messing with me!1111111

But you make it so fun. And easy.

NoRTherners ARE stupid!1111111111111111 SUTHERNERS are the smartr peeples in AMERCA.

And you are providing such a good representation of the south.

I thought you said that you were talking about northern England, not America.

NORturnurs anywaer r all stupid.. Da suttern part of any CUNTRY IS THE BEST PURT!1111111

Really? Just...really?

STOP Flaimyn me!11111111111111111111111111111 Ur just jelous bcuz im sutheern.

Oh yeah. You can just feel the jealousy here. At least I can spell jealous.

UR ALL a bunch ov STUPOD LibrEL Nrutherners!111111111 U LUSE!11111 I rede all ur storees and dey STINK!11111111111111111111111111111

Well, I might give you that with ours: I'd think a story criticizing the story that I wrote, and obviously think is great, stinks too.

IF U DON'T LIK DIS… … … … … DEN DON'T REED IT!

Now where's the fun in that?

Gae people aare reel humens… JUST STUPIDSER!11111111111111 im NOT updatin til I ged 5 gud reviows!

I don't know what's worse...that she said this and someone could have stopped it all, or that there are more chapters.

Hpter 11: jO bekke nd HArre kill a bnch of RIDIKULOUSLY UGLEE STUPIS BlaK gAE NuthernnORs!1111111111111

There's a title. I prefer "I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher" or "A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers". I mean, if you're going to have a long title, go big or go home. Also, that is really specific. So if there's someone missing just one of the criteria they're all good?

I suggest a chapter title change. How about, "jO bekke accidentally stabs herself with her brand new pitchfork wand"?

You mean PTCH4k wand.

Olee tuk us into da bak of his wand sjkull. He sowed us a bunch of gae Norturn blak peoples. They wer all tied up. "Nowe." olEE sad, "u hav 2… …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. …. … … … … … … … … … kILL TESE RIKOLUSLY UGLY STUPID BLAK GAE NURTHERNURS!11111111111"

... I have no more words.

"K I sed.

I wne ovr 2 da ridikulusly ugly stupID bLAK gaye Nirthurnurs!11111111111111111111 "don hurt us jO bekle,' dey sed.

I laufed mecanicly. ""

So... She's a robot.

I strtd poking them with mi pich4k wnd. DEY strtd screamin so I kiked der PRIVARTE PARTS!111111111111111111111111

thEY scremed in pane!11111 Prufesor OLLEE was chering me on.

This Ollee guy is a messed up wand seller. Anyone want to bet that Jo accidentally wandered onto Knockturn Alley?

DEN those RIDIkulously uGLee stupid bllAK gAE nothernurs… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … DIED!11111111111111111111111111111

Wow. Did you kill them to death? Because, I mean you stabbed them, then kicked them, but considering the strength of an eleven year old, especially one who was "abused", (which I think is not an okay thing to just put in a story as a throw away back story. Not okay.) it shouldn't have done too much damage.

2 B CONTINUD

I WANNT 5 GUFD REVIEWS OR IM NOT POSTIN DA NEXT XCHAPPPPIEE!

Well, the story continues, so she must of gotten them. Who would do such a thing!?

10 bucks says that she'll post anyways. And be like "I said I wouldn't post until five good reviews but I did this anyways, so be thankful" bluh bluh bluh. But with much worse spelling and grammar.

Well, onto the next one! We're on a roll here.

Remember that reviews are awesome. George loves them and we do too.