An OK, I knoe I sad dat I wudnt updaat tilll I get 5 gud reviews but I got thus written.

Pay up.

I never agreed.

:0(

I H8 U! If ur repotin me den u sjuld go di!1111111111111111111111111 Ur probably just a librel idiot. Also tanks to Darryl

Don't give Darryl tanks. Don't give anyone tanks. It doesn't work, and they tend to ruin people's gardens.

for da checking!11 I CANT WAIT 4 2NITE.

When... you use your new tanks?

I cant w8 till we c our frends at da mall! UR da best of the best!

Wait. Two chapters ago the mall thing was "2morrow" so these last three chapters have been within a day or two. HOW LONG DID YOU EVEN WAIT FOR THOSE "GOOD FIVE REVIEWS"?! Jeez...

Probably five minutes. I mean, in her opinion, the story is so epic, people would jump to review it...

CHAptr 12: We go 2 Kngs Crussin.

Aftr I kild the stupid blak people, Hamlet cam up. "Prufessur Dumblundum wants u knowe."

Wants you knowe? To know what? That there was a mistake, she isn't going to Hogwarts?

Apparently, since she ended up going to HUgwRts.

"K: Jo BEKKE said iunfurtunatly.\

Unfortunately? Infuriated? Some mix of both?

Hamlimt tuk us 2 prufesur dumblumdur. Dumbindor sd, "Did u get ur wanz?"

"Yeah, an then I killd sum gae blak peeples with it."

"Dude, what? Expelled!"

"Cull," dumbledore saif..

You heard the man! Cull her!

"it was fun.' Haree sed.

"I knoe I do that all the tim!" DUumvbledum said.

I'm still hoping Dumbledore will show up and expose DUumvbledum, Dumbledure, Dumblundum, Dumbumbledore, and all of those other guys as fakes.

"THAt iz Awsum!" JO beLLE sed. Haply.

Dumbledure then sed, "Alrite children it's time to go 2 knGS cruSSin. Jo BELE tak us to kings crossin.."

I wavd mi pch4k wnd. It glowed and then all ov a suddn.. WE WERE IN KINGS CRUSSIn.

Ooh, special. Now, if only she could learn how to spell pitchfork, then she'd be really remarkable.

Haree nd I sawed a family.

No! Jo, that is called murder. You are just as bad as Voldemort!

Dey sed, "ALL dese stupid gae Northurn muggls!1111 Cum on Donald."

Jeez, what did Donald do to you? I'm sure that that is not appreciated.

"Hey! I! SED! R u goin 2 HUWERTS?"

Nope, we're going to HUgwRts.

"UVZ curse we r, dingles," mrs weasel sad.

Mrs. Weasel sad. Ashe sad too. Reading this story make Ashe sad.

"Bi da wae, mi nam is Donald." Da redhed boy sed.

"CULL" herry said.

No Herry! That's rude. You don't cull people you just met.

"Lets go," donalkd sed.

DEN… … … … … … … … ….. WE rAN THRU DA WALL!1111111111111111111111

Oh wow! *heavy sarcasm*

You know, she may have wanted to specify that the wall is a portal thing. Otherwise, Herry, jo Bekke, and Donald Weasel have some property damage they'll need to pay for.

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