A,n: STOP FLAMIN MI STURYE! U hava no rite 2 flame mi stury.

You did post it on the magical interweb. So, it's up for critisism.

I H8 U!1111111111111111111 Ur jus a bunch ov librel gaes! THankS 2 Darryl 4 checkin mi story. I LOVE YOU!11111111111111111 Darrel nd I r d8in now! We 3 ech othr!

"We three each other"? I love using numbers to express my emotions.

:0) I 3 you! You 7! Calm down, you don't need to 5 out here. Yep.

Well I sure 4 this story.

Whoa. You're serious. ;0) Hey. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because they kept getting paired in lame jokes together.

No, because 7 8 9. Jeez. Learn your comedy history.

Chaptre 13: Da hofwasrtz expres!11111111111

Okay, seriously, figure out where you're going.

WE run thRU te wall. Don said, "We shuld go sit dowen," he sed unhappily.

Why are you unhappy? You're going to HUgwRts! And who is Don?

Jo belle and HAree got onto da hUGwerts eXpres/. I luked around the rume. There was no1 iin 1. "Letz sit her," Donald sad.

Sit who? Ooh, are you starting a babysitting-on-trains business?

"K,' I sadi.

We set down. Thn daa fat trullee lady cam long. "EAT FUDE ETE FUDE!11111111111 "

The people on this train are a lot louder and more outright.

donald sed. "I ain't got no monee 2 by fude."

You ain't got no grammer neither, Donald.

Jo's rubbing off on him.

"dat's alrite. Ill bye it." I sed.

"Okay. Bye!"

"OMG Ur jO beKKE puttr!11111 " da trolley lade said.

Ugh... The "Everyone Knows and Worships Her" Mary Sue.

"i knoe,' I lufed vicouslee.

Why? Dude, all she did was recognize you. Why would you "luf" viciously?

"her, u can hav freeee fude, cuz ur so pretty and u dfeeted da dark lard."

I didn't see anyone giving Harry "freeee fude" in the actual story.

Also, it seems like jo is more well known than Harry. Why? Why would the one that went to South Carolina, USA, be more well known than the one that stayed in England?

:cull I sed.

hAREE nd I got fude. We started tto ete and then someone barged in the room.

Rude. But not as bad as when she "knoked up" a door, not to mention the dozens of people she murdered between her house and King's Cross.

IT WAZ… … … … … … … … … … … … . …. …. … ….. … .. .. . .. .. . ... . HERMONEE!

Well, Hermione did kind of barge in in the book too... And, ta-da! Hermonee! At least with her name it's somewhat reasonable to have misspelt it. Kind of. Ish. Maybe. Sort of. Misspelled. Misspelt. Whatever.

I would forgive her for the spelling if she hadn't mangled everyone else's name already in the story.

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