A/N: Here it is the first chapter, from now on you might not want to trust anything this female OC says, she doesn't even trust herself, I'm gunna ease you into her insanity bit-by-bit~

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Warning: Torture, Hidan's language

Fun times with immortal boy's

2 years later…

My heart quickened as I walked through Amegakure, sneaking past the guard's wasn't really much of a problem so much as the rain soaking me to the bone, which Nagato uses to sense intruders. I wonder if he would show up himself, or send a lackey to get rid of me "stop where you are" a voice said calmly from behind making me slip in a puddle "well, that answers that question" I grumbled, pushing myself to my feet, and turned to face the orange haired man.

"Hey there face piercings, I want to join your group" I said bowing slightly, he glided forward. I lurched backwards as he whipped out a hand "wait, wait! let me explain, you and Akatsuki are going to fail! I wanna help!" I sputtered out as quickly as I could, I held my palms up in defense when he placed a hand my head.

I felt his grip on my skull squeezing in warning "ooh?, and how do you know this child?", "my life is shit that's how I know!" I giggled, my head started hurting. "Ah! ok ok, my name is Koori, and I was reincarnated into this world, and in my old world there was-" the puppet threw me into the concrete. I guess he doesn't believe me...

I laid on the floor hoping that if I didn't move, he would be less prone to attack and kill me "You're Nagato-sama" I whispered, he froze in shock. When his eye's narrowed, I continued "...The Sannin Jiraiya trained 3 war orphans, the orphans tired of war and wanting to see peace throughout the land, so they created Akatsuki with Yahi-" my vision turned black.

A burning numbness in my nose woke me instantly, I looked up with blurry vision, standing in front of me was Hidan with his fist aloft, and shirt open, I blushed no stop it body "I wanna wake up like this every morning, it's highly effective" my voice sounded nasally. I reached up to poke and prod my bleeding nose, only to find that my arms were strapped to a chair by metal cuffs. I blinked stupidly down at them deja vu, I lurched my head up looking at his smirking face "I'll tell you everything I know willingly" I smiled tilting my head cutely "so you can save your strength".

"Tell me, what would you do for a klondike bar?" he asked me, I hesitated only for a second due to the oddness of the question "...stand in the sunlight for an hour" I answered do they even have those here?, when he punched me -hard- across the cheek, I guessed it wasn't his original question "what was the question again?" I asked dazed, watching as the blood from my nose dripped onto my lap, he yanked my hair upwards so that I was looking straight in his eye's "I asked who the fuck you were bitch." "Koori of the yuki clan" his eyes narrowed confused "I thought that shit clan was extinct?".

I shrugged my shoulders.

I crossed my leg's, slouching in my seat so I would be more comfortable. "So do you even know why I'm here? Or did leader-sama just tell you to torture some girl?" He merely smirked leaning in "yes" he grabbed my jaw and licked from my chin to the tip of my nose, my face reddened, mind blanking for a few seconds. He cackles as he stabs himself with his scyth, I think I know where this is going. Blood gushed from the wound, his hand smeared it all over his chest before cupping a full, letting it drip through his fingers and to the floor between us.

"I said I was going to cooperate!" I started panicking pulling against the restraints, he drew the symbol of Jashin on the stone floor with his foot. "It's more fun when they scream the answers" skin changing color when he spoke, he smiled hugely watching my reaction as he silt his own wrist, I flinched feeling the wound being mirrored by my body, blood seeped from the cuff making it slick. My blood dripped in rivers down the chair pooling onto the floor, my voice went up octaves as I shouted my lungs out "RAPE!", "Pein get your red ass in here!".

"Shut it bitch!" I grunted as my leg was torn open, he shivered in ecstasy.

I sat through roughly 2 hours, suffering cut after cut and his groaning pleasure, him asking the general questions (why are you here? what do you know?), soon he got bored interrogating me and my sassy self, and just started slitting his skin open, sometimes he would go deep to the bone, sometimes he would gouge and twist, and he would cut many times along the arm but barely penetrate the skin much like a paper-cut, but when he started going for the face I decided enough was enough.

I gave a war cry before pulling as hard as I could on the cuff with my bloody wrist, slipping free scraping my knuckles on the small metal opening. I leap giving the masochist a two foot kick to the face, sending him skidding to the floor and more importantly out of the hell circle, his nose gushed blood, my nose gushed more blood "stupid cunt!" Hidan roared wiping at his nose. I grabbed the other cuff trying again and again to yank my hand free as he was distracted, my vision blurred, and my heart started hurting now that adrenaline was pumping throughout my body. Blood slick fingers on the metal kept making me fumble shitshitshit. "Fuck it" I groaned breaking my thumb, slipping my hand free, turning just in the nick of time to give him a roundhouse kick to the ribs sending him through the wall because I'm a badass. I smiled smugly as rubble fell onto Hidan where he lay, my vision kept spinning and I slipped in my own blood puddle, smacking my head into the floor.

Shaking my head out of the black stupor, I opened my eyes to find Hidan standing over my fallen body scythe raised to poke a hole through my head, and bloody the room even more, and the wall was also not broken. So you can understand my knee jerk reaction when I punched him in the ball's, he grunted falling to his knees, I quickly gathered chakra into my palm, I knew I only needed a split-second touch for this move "Ninja art: Cold blooded!" I shouted, slapping him across the face with the last of my strength. This Jutsu makes the blood freeze in an opponent for approximately 5 seconds give or take body mass, effective if you need a moment to prepare the next move, or just immobilize the opponent long enough to slit his throat, and get on with your life.

I sunk to my knees as tunnel vision overtook me, tremors raked over my small frame I knelt breathing shallowly, Iv'e lost too much blood, I don't think I can stay awake much- I heard the metal door open "Hidan-san that's enough, you may leave now", FINALLY I sighed forehead touching the floor, hearing cursing in the background as the silver haired man left wrenching the door open, then slamming it behind him. A black cloak with red clouds knelt in front of me, my eye's trailed up to meet the purple swirly eyes of the Nagato controlled Yahiko puppet. "What do you want?" he asked face blank, "...to help..." I replied, my features just as blank and body beyond numb.

He eyed me a few moments more, searching for deceit within my pale blue eyes "...we don't need any more members", my eyes drooped, then closed "I'll be the damn cook then, seamstress...I don't care", I started tipping dangerously he was quiet for a moment before murmuring "...very well."

I bonelessly fell forward onto the cold corpse.

Sorry this edit/update took so long...

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